Trent celebrate 4/20 -

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Shiversblood

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Hello. Today is 4/20. Trent is smoking marijuana right now. Let’s gonback 20 years

4/20/1999. Trent is smoking a blunt. Mr Magenta walks into the room. “Time for anus.” Me Magenta day. “Anus for mr Magenta” Trent says. Mr. Magenta slams his penis Into the anus of a man named Trent.

Amanita walks into the room. “I have anus?” Amanita says he is quickly shot in forehead by mr Magenta. “I must go to work and win the bacon” mr Magenta says to his stay at home husband Trent. “Have a good day at work today” Trent says and lights up a marijuana. Trent helps his three sons get to school that morning too. Trent’s kids are 14, 16, and 18. All three kids in high school. Trent has the kids with his ex wife but he was constantly having cocks slammed into his anus while he was married to her that’s why she divorced his ass

A few hours later, Trent gets the call.

“Hello Trent? All three of your sons have been shot and killed today at columbine high school today.” The voice says. Trent drops the phone. “Nooooo” Trent says
 

Richardo Retardo

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it's 4/20? happy hitlers birthday o/
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Thanks, buddy.
 

Shiversblood

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trent celebrated 4/20 yesterday, now Trent Easter the direct next day. “So many numerous holidays.” Trent explains.

A man dressed up as a Easter bunny bursts into the room. “I hop hop directly into anus” the Easter bunny says and leap frogs directly into Trent anus.

“Here’s a blunt from yesterday what was 4/20. The next day today is Easter.” The man dressed up as a Easter bunny says as he thrusts his penis into Trent anus continuously”

It is mr Magenta dressed up as Easter bunny. Trent receives a Easter basket after the anal.
 

Shiversblood

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A homosexual woman lesbian walks into the room. “I’m trying to find a “normal” lesbian girl buts it’s really hard.” The woman says

“You fool! You will NEVER find a “normal” lesbian girl! By very definition if a woman is a lesbian then that means she is not normal! A normal girl is straight. Only a small number of females in this world are lesbian. I am not surprised at all that all the lesbians you meet are weird crazy girls who are not normal. Lesbian in and of itself is not normal!” Trent screams

Trent is quickly tackled from behind by mr Magenta he slam his penis into Trent anus
 

Shiversblood

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They died 20 years and 1 day ago. They died on 4/20/1999. This thread was created on 4/20/2019. 20 years ago, a math professor explains.

Did Trent have any other children after they died? Simply false. He was too busy having anal sex with men. Receiving. Only. He hasn’t ejaculated inside a woman since his last son was conceived. His wife was a feminist and really hated sex. Some men argue this lead to Trent turning homosexual. Other men argue Trent was always homosexual all along. Other scholars suggest perhaps Trent was just bisexual. Men discuss this at great detail
 

formershroomeryuser

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trent celebrated 4/20 yesterday, now Trent Easter the direct next day. “So many numerous holidays.” Trent explains.

A man dressed up as a Easter bunny bursts into the room. “I hop hop directly into anus” the Easter bunny says and leap frogs directly into Trent anus.

“Here’s a blunt from yesterday what was 4/20. The next day today is Easter.” The man dressed up as a Easter bunny says as he thrusts his penis into Trent anus continuously”

It is mr Magenta dressed up as Easter bunny. Trent receives a Easter basket after the anal.

How many years has it been since Trent anus has been pleasuring men? I feel like just since we found out that the anus of Trent was taking cocks on shroomery it has been 5 years. 5 year anniversary must be tomorrow or today or some shit. Or soon. 5 years it has been since everyone I know or knew or whatever found out about how easy it is for your cock to explode inside the anus of Trent.

5 years god damn. Wow that is a long time for Trent's anus to pleasure the cocks of men. Wow god damn good for you Trent. Good for you. Pleasuring men's cocks just non stop. Shove it in. Unbelievable how time flies.

I wonder what 2020 will bring for the year for cocks entering Trent's anus. One can only wonder. Soon it will be 6 years the anus of Trent has been pleasuring the cocks of men. Then 7 years. Then 8 years. So forth and so forth. What a wonderful life. Still, I bet the anus of Trent has been pleasuring cocks for much longer then I have known about it. This is Trent we are talking about after all.
 

formershroomeryuser

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Where tf was Trent on September 9, 1999?

You know, that is a good god damn question. Knowing Trent he was almost for sure pleasuring the hard throbbing cocks of men. He was probably young back then. Yet still, I imagine even then men would show up and Trent would just consume their cocks until multiple ejaculations occured. He is quite well experienced.
 

Pissmaster

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I wonder what 2020 will bring for the year for cocks entering Trent's anus. One can only wonder. Soon it will be 6 years the anus of Trent has been pleasuring the cocks of men. Then 7 years. Then 8 years. So forth and so forth. What a wonderful life. Still, I bet the anus of Trent has been pleasuring cocks for much longer then I have known about it. This is Trent we are talking about after all.

Maybe Trent will pleasure his 2,020th cock
 

Recoil

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Some men argue this lead to Trent turning homosexual. Other men argue Trent was always homosexual all along. Other scholars suggest perhaps Trent was just bisexual. Men discuss this at great detail
That's the most maddening part of it: How are we supposed to know if traps are gay when we can't even be certain about Trent?

It's like all the old rules don't matter anymore.
 
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