- Highlight
- #1
May 06, 2019. It is the first day of Ramadan. Trent goes outside. He walks down the strip. He sees a local book store. He simply walks inside. He sees a brown skinned man with a beard.
"Hella sup son etc." Trent says.
"salaam alaikum" The muslim man says. "I just been sweeping up." He says and wipes some sweat from his brow.
"Here, have a soda son!" Trent says and offers a coke to the muslin man. The muslim man simply smiles. "No, it is Ramadam. I may not eat or drink during sun light hours." The muslim man explains. "hellas." Trent explains and leaves. That night, Trent thinks about the muslim man, and ramadamn. He gets a great idea. Tomorow he will buy some beer and bring it to the book shop to share a beer with the muslim man, and try to get to know him better.
May 07, 2019. Trent goes and buys some beer, and then heads to the muslim mans shop. "Hella sup son." Trent says. "Salaam alaikum" The muslim man says. "I have brought you some beer so that we may share a beer together." Trent says, and extends a beer to the muslim man. Instead of smiling this time the muslim man gets a little irritated. "It is Ramadan! I wil not drink a coke I will not drink a beer! Also, muslims are not allowed to drink alcohol ever." The muslim man says. "Nonsense I see muslims drink beer all the time running around committing crimes around here." Trent says with a smile.
"Sir! I must ask you to leave!" The muslim man says more firmly in his voice. "Whateves." Trent says and leaves.
Trent is a little angry that night. He tried to offer the muslim man a coke, and then a beer, but the muslim man always refuses his advances. Perhaps he should make a bigger offer next time. Trent knows exactly what to do.
May 08, 2019. Trent goes to the muslim shop. He has a big honey baked ham in his hands. "Hella sup!" Trent says. The muslim man sees the pork in trents hands. "I know you are not here to offer me that!" The muslim man screams. "Its pork. Everyone loves pork!" Trent says, "It is Ramadan! I will not drink a coke, I will not drink a beer, and I WILL NOT eat ham! Pork is forbidden in islam!" The muslim man screams. "Eat some pork you goat fucker its good for you!" Trent screams. The muslim man becomes enraged and charges and tackles trent to the ground. He punches trent in the face once twice as hard as possible. a huge crack. "Ahhhh you broke my nose!" Trent screams, the muslim man lifts trent up then knees him in the face then kicks him then pushes him out the door. "NEVER COME BACK WHITE MOTHER FUCKER!" The muslim man screams. Trent walks home hella angry.
Trent lays in bed that night. He just does not understand what he is doing wrong. Suddenly, Trent gets a even better idea for tomorrow. Yes. Trent knows exactly what to do now. A smile goes across trents face and he falls asleep.
May 09, 2019. Trent walks up with a spring in his step and a smile on his face. He goes inside the muslim shop. "salaam alaikum." Trent says. "What are you doing back here? Hmm. I see you dont have anything in your hands. At least you are not here to offer me food or drink today at least." The muslim man says.
"No. I am not here to offer you drink or food. Because I now understand it is Ramadan. Muslims cannot have food or drink during day light hours. This made my advances more difficult because I was not able to offer you a present. However, I believe it is time for me to cut to the chase, and stop beating around the bush. However, I am here to offer you something today." Trent says. The muslim man is confused and does not understand what trent means by this.
Trent then pulls down his trousers, turns around, bends over, and presents his anus.
"I offer you my anus for sexual relations of all hella!" Trent screams. The muslim mans mouth drops wide open. His eyes wide open. He stares at the anus. "Homo...homosexuality is forbidden in islam!" The muslim man says.
"That may be so, however, I do have anus." Trent replies.
"It is Ramadan. I will not drink a coke, I will not drink a beer, I WILL NOT eat a ham. However....TIME FOR ANUS!!!!" The muslim man screams and charges forward and leaps onto trent anus. He quickly slams his penis into the anus of Trent and begins thrusting. "SO MUCH PLEASUREEEE!" the muslim man screams, and then ejaculates.
"Hella sup son etc." Trent says.
"salaam alaikum" The muslim man says. "I just been sweeping up." He says and wipes some sweat from his brow.
"Here, have a soda son!" Trent says and offers a coke to the muslin man. The muslim man simply smiles. "No, it is Ramadam. I may not eat or drink during sun light hours." The muslim man explains. "hellas." Trent explains and leaves. That night, Trent thinks about the muslim man, and ramadamn. He gets a great idea. Tomorow he will buy some beer and bring it to the book shop to share a beer with the muslim man, and try to get to know him better.
May 07, 2019. Trent goes and buys some beer, and then heads to the muslim mans shop. "Hella sup son." Trent says. "Salaam alaikum" The muslim man says. "I have brought you some beer so that we may share a beer together." Trent says, and extends a beer to the muslim man. Instead of smiling this time the muslim man gets a little irritated. "It is Ramadan! I wil not drink a coke I will not drink a beer! Also, muslims are not allowed to drink alcohol ever." The muslim man says. "Nonsense I see muslims drink beer all the time running around committing crimes around here." Trent says with a smile.
"Sir! I must ask you to leave!" The muslim man says more firmly in his voice. "Whateves." Trent says and leaves.
Trent is a little angry that night. He tried to offer the muslim man a coke, and then a beer, but the muslim man always refuses his advances. Perhaps he should make a bigger offer next time. Trent knows exactly what to do.
May 08, 2019. Trent goes to the muslim shop. He has a big honey baked ham in his hands. "Hella sup!" Trent says. The muslim man sees the pork in trents hands. "I know you are not here to offer me that!" The muslim man screams. "Its pork. Everyone loves pork!" Trent says, "It is Ramadan! I will not drink a coke, I will not drink a beer, and I WILL NOT eat ham! Pork is forbidden in islam!" The muslim man screams. "Eat some pork you goat fucker its good for you!" Trent screams. The muslim man becomes enraged and charges and tackles trent to the ground. He punches trent in the face once twice as hard as possible. a huge crack. "Ahhhh you broke my nose!" Trent screams, the muslim man lifts trent up then knees him in the face then kicks him then pushes him out the door. "NEVER COME BACK WHITE MOTHER FUCKER!" The muslim man screams. Trent walks home hella angry.
Trent lays in bed that night. He just does not understand what he is doing wrong. Suddenly, Trent gets a even better idea for tomorrow. Yes. Trent knows exactly what to do now. A smile goes across trents face and he falls asleep.
May 09, 2019. Trent walks up with a spring in his step and a smile on his face. He goes inside the muslim shop. "salaam alaikum." Trent says. "What are you doing back here? Hmm. I see you dont have anything in your hands. At least you are not here to offer me food or drink today at least." The muslim man says.
"No. I am not here to offer you drink or food. Because I now understand it is Ramadan. Muslims cannot have food or drink during day light hours. This made my advances more difficult because I was not able to offer you a present. However, I believe it is time for me to cut to the chase, and stop beating around the bush. However, I am here to offer you something today." Trent says. The muslim man is confused and does not understand what trent means by this.
Trent then pulls down his trousers, turns around, bends over, and presents his anus.
"I offer you my anus for sexual relations of all hella!" Trent screams. The muslim mans mouth drops wide open. His eyes wide open. He stares at the anus. "Homo...homosexuality is forbidden in islam!" The muslim man says.
"That may be so, however, I do have anus." Trent replies.
"It is Ramadan. I will not drink a coke, I will not drink a beer, I WILL NOT eat a ham. However....TIME FOR ANUS!!!!" The muslim man screams and charges forward and leaps onto trent anus. He quickly slams his penis into the anus of Trent and begins thrusting. "SO MUCH PLEASUREEEE!" the muslim man screams, and then ejaculates.
Last edited:
