Trial of the Beauty Parlor

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, Dec 31, 2016.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

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  1. Demonstrating an enormous lack of forethought and critical thinking skills, I've made what is probably the worst decision in my time of hosting this website and have opened a girlcow board. This is entirely because I want to consume the catty, destructive /cgl/-based lolcow communities.

    No boys allowed. Stop saying you want to fuck Pixyteri. @Melchett is chief mod here.

    Edit: I should elaborate.

    We've tried making subforums in the past, like the Manosphere and the Entersphere, and they didn't work. The Tumblr board works, though, and I didn't know why for a long time.

    I've decided that a good subforum is for a subculture, not for a category. The Rat King seems to be working because it's a subculture of people here that specifically enjoy the endless tranny drama (for some reason). The Tumblr board works because it's reforming Tumblr kids that are eating their own. The Manosphere didn't work because it was a category, and we already have thread prefixes.

    So this is a trial of that. Our forum has a lot of catty girls. Lets see if they like the space.
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    #1 Null, Dec 31, 2016
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  2. :semperfidelis: Can we post here if they aren't garbage?

    Asking for a friend, obviously.
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    Cuck Norris

    Cuck Norris dude weed lmao
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  3. ye just don't be creepy or weird
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  4. Examples of generic thirstposting in threads: (Credit to @Clown Doll and @Melchett for providing me good examples)

    • I would do her.
    • I can't fap to her.
    • X is fat and i would not have sex with her
    • Excessive talking if X is cute or not
    Would appreciate more examples to add to the guidelines too.
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    Alan Pardew

    Alan Pardew I'm wearing a full diapey right now
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  5. Broken Pussy

    Broken Pussy Kitten Enthusiast
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  6. Does parlor have a u in it or not? You need to decide.

    Light theme flips to dark in this subforum, fix that.

    Put Alice Wright here. Maybe Gloria. I guess they're not technically cosplay but they're broadly preoccupied with their appearances, you need to pad things out here, and the threads attract the audience you want to target.
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    #6 Philosophy Nong, Dec 31, 2016
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    Philosophy Nong

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  7. The Kiwi Farms logo in this sub should also be pink and have a little bow to complete the casual sexism.
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  8. Squeals
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    entropyseekswork Vigilante based in America
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    FatFuckingClown *pins you to the ground and force-feeds you crack*
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  9. Can snowflakes and scammers be posted here?
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    yawning sneasel

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  10. Agreed, please move Alice's thread here because she literally founded a website on people who do their makeup wrong. Also, ban @philsophy nong for using the light theme.
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    entropyseekswork Vigilante based in America
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  11. Will ForeverKaylen and Victoria Belle Morte be here now?

    Maiden-TieJuan Haven't you ever heard of suspended animation?
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  12. I like that we're segregated by the color purple. This makes it even more fun.
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    entropyseekswork Vigilante based in America
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  13. Well you already know this is a horribly bad idea lol. I'm surprised you finally did it.
    Also stop labeling them as cosplay cows. It's just not accurate.
    Manosphere worked imo, it just aged out. I wouldn't call it a failure at all.
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  14. I especially agree about Amy. She does makeup tutorials all the time. I also feel like the "makeup and girly stuff" thread from Off Topic should be here.
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    Broken Pussy

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    entropyseekswork Vigilante based in America
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  15. Just dropped in to say that the purple makes the board look pretty
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  16. This is the dating part of the forum yeah?

    Also doesnt work with light theme btw.
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  17. Ban @Vitriol for outing himself as a light theme user.
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    entropyseekswork Vigilante based in America
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