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Trial of the Beauty Parlor

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, Dec 31, 2016.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

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  1. InLivingTuna

    InLivingTuna Mew2King inspects the booty
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    Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Doxing trannies for giggles
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  2. So this is the master plan to usurp lolcow.farm huh?
     
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    Feline Darkmage

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  3. Kiwi Uber Alles
     
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    Tranhuviya

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  4. [​IMG]
     
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    Null

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  5. me reading through this subforum
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    A Skeleton

    A Skeleton Some garbage is OK

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  6. So basically this is the /pt/ of Kiwi Farms.
     
    TheMightyMonarch

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  7. neat, now maybe i can read up on some catty drama without every other post being an insecure femanon bashing the lolcow's appearance.
     
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  8. If we don't behave, we're all getting sent over the top.
     
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    Muncie Anderson

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  9. Light theme is for failed normies whose eyes are used to bright lights
     
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    ChuckSlaughter

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    #53 Mariposa Electrique, Dec 31, 2016
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  10. wow an entire subforum to say they apply makeup incorrectly

    also i'd do them
     
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    Dynastia

    Dynastia trash
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  11. I think I'll like this board more once the light theme works.
     
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    trombonista

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  12. Fuck yeah, this sounds like a good idea to me.
     
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  13. I'm not entirely sure why Alison Rapp is here aside from being female. The extent of her being interested in cosplay/beauty is her frequently reusing year-old model shoot and one day of cosplay at PAX. I mean she absolutely think she's hot shit (as evidenced by $200 photo prices), but she isn't giving bad makeup advice or recording herself applying makeup.
     
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  14. That's all there is to her now. She's a used rag with cottage cheese thighs. Shitting on her attempts at cosplay is all that's left.
     
    Null

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  15. What about Zoe Quinn? I associate her much more strongly with GamerGate autism than with anything remotely close to make-up and cosplay subculture.
     
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    Feline Darkmage

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  16. I move to change the name of the subforum to "the kitchen" since that's where all women belong.



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    a_name_but_backwards

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