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Trial of the Beauty Parlor

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, Dec 31, 2016.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

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  1. This board is gonna turn into behind the bows.
     
    admiral

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  2. On another note, I really like the name for this new subforum. Beauty parlors are known for gossip and small talk.
     
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    trombonista

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  3. I for one enjoy this fabulously tasty color scheme.
     
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    Ulfric Stormcloak

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    Feline Darkmage

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  4. Good, I'm hungry and require sammiches.
     
    dunbrine47

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  5. Agree 100%. I'm a rooster teeth fan and Monty's death sucked, then hearing all of the Sheena shit after was rough. I also listen to game grumps (a hell of a lot less in the the 6 monthes) but it sucks when she is mentioned.

    I thought I made a funny joke, apparently not in everyone's opinion, lol.
     
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    a_name_but_backwards

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  6. Ember Whann thread should be moved here. She's banned on /snow/ because she stirs shit on anon and is generally a big fat liar.

    She'd honestly probably create sock puppets and cry on IG and try to raise a personal army for the farms

    10/10 would suggest

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ember-whann-thinspo-qween.7232/
     
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    Dalish

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  7. What? They can't deal with trolling? Pussies.
     
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  8. She's a hot topic of contention because she's an attention whore and cow gets triggered v v v easily
     
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    Dalish

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  9. I dont like the hue of the purple.

    I know that's picky, but it's a girl board. Can't I get pissy about colors? :)
     
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  10. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/milo-stewart.20856/

    I think Natty would fit here since no matter how hard she tries (pretends) to be transgender, she acts really girly. Granted she may or may not be taking Testosterone that will irrevocably fuck her anatomy up, but time will tell how that plays out.
     
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  11. Yaaaassss kween!
     
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    meatslab

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  12. where's the nudes thread
     
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    Peace and Harmony

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  13. resin lips should be added.
     
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    Daughter of Pomona

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  14. About time this happened.... excellent move.
     
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    Dingus Bing Bong

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  15. FTFY.
     
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    SakuraRose

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  16. Just stopping in to say I love the colo(u)r.

    Also, would fuck XX, would not fuck XY
     
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  17. petition to make a dark-purple skin for the entire site
     
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