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Trial of the Beauty Parlor

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, Dec 31, 2016.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

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  1. Blake Bumbleby

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    SakuraRose

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  2. Would it be possible to get a pinned Beauty News thread where people could post beauty news, makeup launches, industry buzz, that kind of thing?

    For instance, I read earlier today that Gwen Stefani has partnered with Revlon as a global brand ambassador. So it totally makes sense now why Urban Decay clearanced out all her shit and used Ruby Rose for their Vice launch when they hadn't even been partnered with Gwen that long. That bitch was totally cheating on them with Revlon and UD is owned by L'Oreal!
     
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  3. You can make the thread but I'm not going to pin it. If it's worth being at the top of the board it'll get replies naturally.
     
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  4. I want it to be hot pink.
     
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    meatslab

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  5. Thank you!
     
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  6. Bout to thrist post so hard I get board-banned
     
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    entropyseekswork

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  9. I thought this was supposed to be a refuge for PULL and similar sites, but just from a cursory glance, it looks like you basically gender-segregated the Lolcow board. Am I wrong to assume this?
     
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  10. Girlcows only attract two types of people: trollshielding obese girls and thirsty NEETs.
     
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  11. No, CecilyK and is still over as a horrorcow, I think this just makes it easier for people who are inclined to be interested in histrionic wannabe models to find them.
     
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  12. Onision's man (barely) why is he here? I'm just trying to figure out the standards, is it the legions of fan girls or the women he's swept up in his mess of a life.
     
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  13. most of the beauty news thread is sperging about the hottest new color of makeup but if honeypotting makeup spergs was part of your plan it seems to be going well
     
    OtterParty

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  14. It's about thread audience, not what the person is.
     
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  15. Okay I promise not to do any whiteknighting in this subforum but I'm not sorry for previous whiteknightery and thirstposts
     
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  16. I think I may like the purple theme more than the Halloween theme.
     
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    Dr.Research

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  17. Is thirst-posting the only special rule for this board? Can I still make fun of Chelsea Valkenburg for being fat or Alison Rapp for having gigantic eyebags?
     
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  18. Fat people have no immunity anywhere on KF.
     
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