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Trial of the Beauty Parlor

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, Dec 31, 2016.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

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  1. The newest color of makeup would be news to people who care about makeup. And that was exactly the plan. Those makeup spergs will increase traffic and some of them will like the place well enough that they'll financially contribute to keeping it running. Is that not the goal for most websites?
     
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    Broken Pussy

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  2. @Null , I highly recommend the 'u' in parlour. :autism: Pretty please indulge me and don't force me to sperg about my hatred of Noah Webster; he's 19th century lolcow material.
     
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  3. Personally I'm loving the Beauty Parlor, I've found a few I've never heard of until now. My favourite breed of cow in one place :heart-full:
     
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    Fresh Grown Breasts

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  4. You might even say its stunneen.
     
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  5. Kiwi.X2 Kawaii is my sitewide theme now
     
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  6. as it should be
    kawaii is best theme
     
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    Blake Bumbleby

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  7. I can't believe we now have a PULL forum.
     
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  8. It's not a "special rule" that only applies here. It's a global rule but it's especially important to keep in mind for this subforum. Kind of like how powerleveling is a global rule, but it's highlighted on the tumblr sub.
     
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  9. Those sound like gold membership level ratings to me.

    Also, I would do you.
     
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