Trial of the C.I.S. Board -

[Null]

Welcome to C.I.S. Headquarters.

This is our first board for an individual since John Enter, but the audience for ADF and his friends is much broader and much more oldschool. ADF has been around since the days of Chris, right after Chris's prime. All the old trolls who had become bored with PVCC's control over Chris and his petering out of content took to DeviantArt to find someone new and worthy of the title of Lolcow, and they found just such a man.

ADF has been quiet for a very long time, but for whatever reason, has found new voice in being not only transgender, but transethnic. I believe he originally claimed he was black, but when he found out that black people don't like it when white people call themselves black, he instead became Hispanic -- or as he likes to call it, "Latinx".

Born Philip, he originally lived on the east coast in New Jersey with his mother, a cripple. He was forced out of his home and eventually moved to the Portland, Oregon after beating her. If that sounds insane, it is, but to give you an idea of how insane this person is: he used to be IRL friends with Robert Wayne Stiles and considers the oppressive communist regime in China to be an ideal way of life.

These days he's very noisy, spending whatever time he can get on mobile or library Internet between tattooing sessions and protests bitching on Facebook about us. His account is swarmed with various other mental defectives who are also all trans and all batshit, constantly encouraging his behavior and attitude. They inadvertently groom ADF into being the most interesting thing on the site since Jace.

The rules for the board are simple.

• New, big chimpouts go to their own thread.
• Cyberbullying, Intolerance, and Stalking directed at his friends go into their own threads as well, unless the content is directly related (i.e. a comment to) another post by ADF.

If the board does not receive enough attention it will be compressed into the single ADF thread.

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Have fun.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Whether you come from Reddit, Tumblr, KiA, GG or some other corner of the internet let me formally introduce you to Kiwi Farms, I've noticed a lot of new people have come here for discussion on the crazy GG-blaming tranny known as ADF.

Ahuviya Harel, also known as ADF-Fuensalida (or simply ADF), has enjoyed attention as a lolcow since he first came to the internet's attention in 2008, he is not a recent discovery. He grew up on the East Coast of the United States and originally enjoyed the carefree life of a gay college student and anime appreciator. Phillip V. Haskins-Delici (current legal name Ahuviya Rotem Harel) is a dishonest, racist, violent, paranoid, autistic, communist, Jewish, lesbian male-to-female transgender cosplayer who currently resides in Philadelphia. He is particularly notable for both his habit of radically altering his own identity, sexuality and beliefs with astounding regularity, and for his apparent desire to collect as many 'labels' and infiltrate as many fringe communities as possible.

I am not going to spoon feed you everything about ADF and it is up to you to research, you may read more in depth about ADF here:

http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Ahuviya_Harel - Kiwi Farm's Lolcow Wiki, the information here is valid.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ahuviya_Harel - ED's article on ADF, while less confirmed there is a lot of information and images of him here.
http://editthis.info/adfki/Ahuviya_Harel - The temporary Wiki based on ADF. Read this if you want a light introduction into ADF.


The Kiwi Farms, formally known as the CWCki Forums, originally centered on the antics of Christian Weston Chandler (or Chris-chan, CWC) which expanded on other eccentric and similar people online, which include ADF. The Kiwi Farms are here to discuss internet personalities, while every single board has a pink box on top to give you the general rules of the website here is an extensive explanation on our etiquette and behavior.

This follows @Meowthkip's post for the Introduction to Kiwi Farms:

• Firstly, The Kiwi Farms is not a trolling forum. We're about observation and discussion of exceptional individuals, not about harassing ADF or any other lolcow. ADF reads this thread and has been speculated to post under aliases and has responded to posts about him on his facebook page. We do not control what you do offsite, but if it’s exceptionally weeny you’re likely to be ridiculed. Do not try to be the Clyde Cash to ADF’s CWC.
  
• Don't ween. "EPEEC WEENING" is fail-trolling, usually involving harassing a lolcows or telling them about their thread. There's a reason that weening is associated with summerfag 4chan kiddies.
  
• While it may be funny to watch a ADF chimp out over criticism or threads, some people may take empathy towards ADF and white knight: it is highly discouraged to White Knight or give ADF advice. Don't turn threads into an intervention. You are not ADF’s protector. You cannot help him, the only person who can help him is himself. Many have attempted in helping ADF but find themselves becoming sacrificial lambs, often becoming people of interests. If you want to give ADF, contact him privately, though it is unlikely he will listen.
  
• This is not a Gamer Gate Board. While ADF may paint us out to be associated GG, we are not. We have discussion threads on GG for observation; don’t use the Kiwi Farms as your soapbox, we don’t give a shit and nobody cares.
  
• HIDE YOUR POWERLEVEL. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum. Your life story is shit and nobody cares.
  
• We don’t give a shit and nobody cares about ADF’s preferred Pronouns, Gender, Identity, Race or Whatever. Do not appeal to Phil by calling him a ‘she’ or other feminine pronouns, don't bother correcting somebody on using "-fag" as a suffix. If you're the type of person who thinks the word "stupid" is a slur, you're not going to fit in very well. Don't humor ADF by calling him a “Latin@” or any other identities.
  
• If you have proof, post it. Not only does this generate interest, but it also it shows that you're not just pulling all of this out of your ass. archive.md and Gyazo are your friends.
  
• Don't bother spewing out RAGE and ALL CAPS at ADF. It's important to approach ADF as a curiosity and a weirdo, Phil is stupid and moronic but it’s not worth getting mad over. If you express your desire to kill ADF, or feel the need to announce how much better you are than him, that's A-Logging.
  
• This isn't a board for making fun of the autistic, transsexuals/transgenders or Anti-/Pro-GG. It just happens that a lot of lolcows are trans or autistic and are associated with GG, I don’t know why, possibly because GG is a lolcow magnet.
  
• Don’t type huge posts without punctuation; it does not come off very well here. Don't be afraid to use periods. If your post is receiving Autistic ratings, it’s a good sign you should revisit your post and clarify.
  
• Posts consisting only of reaction images is shitposting. Writing stuff that reads like a shitpost is also shitposting.
  
• Put large pictures/NSFW content under Spoilers. This also includes pics of ADF being a sick fuck.
  
• Avoid double and triple posting. There is a multiquote button, the one next to the quote button. Don't be afraid to use it to edit your post to add more information.
  
• You can type "@" before a username and click on the pop-up window that comes up to tag a user.
  
• Don't be a dick to your fellow users. Screaming and bitching towards members frowned upon. If you can't learn to disagree with users in a civil manner then you deserve all the repercussions which may come with it. Kiwi Farms will take drama in any form, where the salt flows we do not care.
  
• Your avatar/username shouldn’t show your power level. Yes, this includes Gimmick Posting

This board is steeped in *chan culture, considering that Chris-watching started on 4chan and ED. Just keep that in mind.

 

[Super Collie]

Beautiful, thanks Null. I hope this forum takes hold and sticks. Can't wait to see what kinds of unique ratings the ADF forum will get. :3

 

[Arkangel]

Portland CIS agent reporting in.

I've got my battle-station ready for this subforum:

Spoiler

 

[Hat]

Hopefully this will make it easier to follow ADF's antics.

 

[José Mourinho]

Is Rika's thread gonna be moved here too considering he's a friend of ADF?

 

[Null]

Is Rika's thread gonna be moved here too considering he's a friend of ADF?

they aren't friends anymore.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I mentioned something like this in the ADF thread - it's surprising there wasn't a subforum already given how much more active ADF is than CWC nowadays.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I hope that this will make it easier for new people (including myself) to follow ADF without having to go through the massive thread

 

[Zvantastika]

Finally we can board separate subjects of ADF and keep everything organized. Because you know, it's the first step to be efficient in C.I.S.
Speaking of which, can I have that logo on a silver badge and wallet size?, I need it because reasons, thanks a lot.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I said it in the general thread--I'm sure there's an alternate universe where Chris Chandler lives a somewhat normal life as a factory worker, janitor, or bookkeeper where his coworkers think he's a little eccentric. He's married to a pixyteri caliber hambeast and has a couple of ugly ass white trash brat babies. He still finds time to play vidya, but realized that he's not a talented enough artist to do Sonichu. His life is pathetic, but otherwise nothing outside the norm for thousands of overweight lower class men in the rural south.

In this world, Ahuviya is still a massive fucking freak who fills in the void and has a forum and wiki with thousands of contributors dedicated to documenting his shitty behavior.

 

[The Dude]

Lock 'n load Kiwis! Time to bag us a commie!

 

[chimpburgers]

Thank you so much Null! I needed somewhere where I can keep up with ADF and his loon buddies.

 

[CatParty]

@Null we found rani and chloe through adf, should their thread get moved here?

 

[Randall Fragg]

Should we make an "ADF General" thread for stuff that's not interesting/important to merit it's own thread?
Also, what should we use as thread tags?
I made an "Asspatters" image over in "Forum Smilies", is there some way to use that?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I give my life in service to this cause.

 

[Gagamaru]

(also this would have to go spectacularly bad to be worse than the enter forum)

 

[CornetteFace]

Thank you! Trying to catch up on the 500 page thread was hard.

Lovely Scandinavian CIS agent signing in

 

[YI 457]

Yes, please.

 

[EI 903]

So can this be made official now?