Kiwi Farms

Welcome to C.I.S. Headquarters.

This is our first board for an individual since John Enter, but the audience for ADF and his friends is much broader and much more oldschool. ADF has been around since the days of Chris, right after Chris's prime. All the old trolls who had become bored with PVCC's control over Chris and his petering out of content took to DeviantArt to find someone new and worthy of the title of Lolcow, and they found just such a man.

ADF has been quiet for a very long time, but for whatever reason, has found new voice in being not only transgender, but transethnic. I believe he originally claimed he was black, but when he found out that black people don't like it when white people call themselves black, he instead became Hispanic -- or as he likes to call it, "Latinx".

Born Philip, he originally lived on the east coast in New Jersey with his mother, a cripple. He was forced out of his home and eventually moved to the Portland, Oregon after beating her. If that sounds insane, it is, but to give you an idea of how insane this person is: he used to be IRL friends with Robert Wayne Stiles and considers the oppressive communist regime in China to be an ideal way of life.

These days he's very noisy, spending whatever time he can get on mobile or library Internet between tattooing sessions and protests bitching on Facebook about us. His account is swarmed with various other mental defectives who are also all trans and all batshit, constantly encouraging his behavior and attitude. They inadvertently groom ADF into being the most interesting thing on the site since Jace.

The rules for the board are simple.

• New, big chimpouts go to their own thread.
• Cyberbullying, Intolerance, and Stalking directed at his friends go into their own threads as well, unless the content is directly related (i.e. a comment to) another post by ADF.

If the board does not receive enough attention it will be compressed into the single ADF thread.

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Have fun.