Andrew Noel Schaefer
Mentally ill goblin who only talks about soda.
Person of Interest
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I think it's a case of "The more unique your trigger the more unique your personality" Being triggered by say, Spiders, is dull, lots of people have arachnophobia and get a bit creeped out by spiders or pictures of them. If you want to be that one shimmering perfect special snowflake in the blizzard you have to be truly Speshul and therefore telling people you're triggered by say, images of people eating ravioli or some bullshit like that gives you that air of mystery. Also because it's just so tempting to "trigger" these people it gives you an almost infinite supply of oppression points that you can spend on an army of people to trollshield. This then further perpetuates the snowflakes belief that he or she is somehow worthy of the attention which forces them to create even more outrageous triggers to continue the cycle of bullshittery.
I'm triggered by people making sense. ween