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Trisha Paytasenjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by entropyseekswork, Dec 31, 2016.

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  1. Trisha makes a living oversharing every minute detail of her miserable life on youtube, how she's accomplished this is beyond me because the videos are unwatchable and always twenty plus minutes long. She uses a whole lot of time to say nothing and her time seems primarily quartered into 1. feuding with other youtube personalities, 2. her shitty boyfriend that only dated her to launch his own drama career, 3. eating tens of thousands of calories in one sitting, 4. crying about her "inexplicable" weight gain.

    She's tried to lend legitimacy to her "career" by publishing a book or two, and making music videos in which the dancers she's paid to be all over her are visibly uncomfortable touching her. Her appearance is split down the middle in either all out troon-esque whore paint, or looking like total dogshit as she rolls around on her kitchen floor in an every other day existential crisis.

    youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/blndsundoll4mj
    twitter: https://twitter.com/trishapaytas

    Some of her recent videos:







    This is probably the most sentient video I've ever seen her make (despite it still being utterly batshit), in which she realizes she is used up and so defective in the constitution of her character that of course no one would want a long term relationship with her.


    lol wtf


    She does mukbang videos as if they're some kind of special event but this is obviously a glimpse into how she eats all the time. She enjoys slurping her food, smacking her lips, and in general making it as disgusting of a display as possible:



    God, she's so fuckin gross.
     
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    #1 entropyseekswork, Dec 31, 2016
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  2. I got cucked by the 10 media limit for the OP but here's a sampling of one of her countless music videos in which the dancers look really uncomfortable touching her 40lbs of shit in a 20lbs sack body:
     
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  3. Her cry face is so repulsive and yet I want to look at it more. It's like if Claire Danes were chubby and had zero talent.
     
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  4. "100 layers of lube" formerly known as "100 layers of cum"

    WHY JUST WHY
     
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    #4 NimertiS, Dec 31, 2016
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  5. She looks like if fat Anna Nicole Smith started to melt
     
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  6. I'm surprised she's only just got a thread now. She's been crying and baiting her fans with her drama for years.
    Like this recent ungrateful bullshit:
     
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  7. She also created quite the drama when she recently outed her boyfriend, which surprised no one at all so , I'm not sure why he was so upset about it.
     
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  8. Wasn't there a time she was substantially more attractive?

    I remember ages ago, back when she was covered by Cutefuzzyweasel, she looked less like she had been hitting the Meth.
     
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  9. As long as I have been aware of her, she's always looked beat. I think she first came to my attention when her "things fat girls say" video became popular, I vaguely remember visiting her channel and then laughing at a video in which she cries on her bathroom floor over her recent weight gain. There's little point in attempting to find that video because she's since made ∞ more videos exactly like it. The only difference between then and now is that she appears to have completely abandoned the idea of losing weight all together.

    Here's her in high school, which I believe shortly after she began flying around the country to fuck professional baseball players. She seems to have always been at least a little chubby, I think she looks better here than post plastic surgery/lip injections:
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  10. She looks like a very light and slightly more feminine version of Serena Williams in that photograph.
    She's always shocked when she claims to find out that all of her boyfriends are gay, and I think to myself "not even Debbie Reynolds lied about her gay boyfriends that much".
     
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  11. I looked into it. She looked this hideous back then, it's just that with enough spray-tan and a flattering camera angle, anyone can look presentable.

    Except this.

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  12. The most interesting thing about Trasha, by far, is her repeated attempts at breaking into the world of literature with her horrible self-published "memoirs" that she peddles on Amazon to her idiot fans.
    First came The History of My Insanity, a typical pseudo-celebrity memoir about her self-induced misfortune.
    Then came The Stripper Diaries, which Trasha herself proved to be fake by mentioning things that wouldn't have existed at the time she was supposedly stripping (like a patron with an iPad before the iPad had even been announced).
    Branching out from shitty memoirs, Trasha unleashed Tease upon the world, a self-insert fic mingled in with undertones of Great Value™ brand spousal abuse and BDSM that makes Sasha Grey's book look readable.
    Riding on the coattails of the body positivity movement, Trasha published a book about self-love titled Curvy and Loving It, which is especially ironic in the context of her constantly posting emotional breakdown videos about her weight.
    Then Trasha teamed up with discount Dean Koontz (writer Jeff Rendell) and wrote Trisha's 31 Nights of Fright, a glorified thinkpiece about some of the most legendary and enjoyable horror films that have come out in the last few decades, and the two talentless hacks attempt to spork the work of much more talented directors and screenwriters. Think of the podcast How Did This Get Made?, but with Down's Syndrome.
    Finally, the self-aware crowning glory of Trasha's body of literary work: How to Get Internet Famous. Mistakenly thinking that YouTube famewhores are literate, Trisha writes a step-by-step guide on how to garner negative attention on the internet.
     
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    #13 glutenfreebooty, Dec 31, 2016
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  13. omfg :story: I had no idea her career as an author was this prolific. Thank you so much Gluten for putting this together, this will be my hangover reading for tomorrow.
     
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  14. If we had a banner rotation like /pt/, the top quarter of this would be amazing.

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  15. YES. This bitch was begging to have a thread here.
     
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  16. Whats most interesting is how much she shit-talks and then gets sue-happy. Tricia loves to sue people, she has in the past now her ex boyfriend or whoever she "outed" on you tube is now suing her for libel.
    Tricia had her car kitted out by West Coast Customs, she I guess was not too happy about the job they did and blasted them on her Twitter and they took her to court for libel. She won. She loves those lawyers boy, I wonder if she pays them in sexual favors or actual You Tube dosh.
     
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  17. She's literally an empty shell of a woman. Nothing about her is real. There's only the character of Trisha, there's nothing more to her than this cartoonish, gaudy, over-theatrical performance of a life she's trudging through almost exclusively on camera.

    Imagine how empty and hallow she feels when (if) she goes to sleep at night. Assuming she does, only because you know she can't, since she has to use that precious time off-camera to plan what she'll do next - on camera.

    Honestly, it's just really kind of creepy in a very existential, surreal way. There's this comedian, John Mulaney, he's got this joke that goes something like, "Imagine aliens acting out a play about humans, but they didn't really work hard on it."

    That's what watching Trisha feels like.
     
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    #19 Darwin Watterson, Jan 1, 2017
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  18. Oh yucky, that's terrible.
     
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