• "So, I might have a girlfriend. She's 24. We met at psychiatric intake."

Trainwreck Trisha Paytasenjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

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  1. lol this is going to be a cringe goldmine, maybe we can all split chapters to summarize so the collective exceptionalism of the book doesn't make us catatonic.

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    Lie number 1, not even twenty-five seconds in: "I went to the gym."
     
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  2. I've got two days coming up next week and Gineriella reads at a transcription-friendly pace, so I might try to transcribe a chapter or two. It all depends on how drunk I manage to get.
     
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  3. Transcript making is tedious af, God Speed if you en devour to do it.

    lol and jfc, her face looks like hamburger meat in that video. The tanning addiction has aged her past 40.
     
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  4. [​IMG]

    Along with the mild exceptionalism, she sure does tick a lot of the boxes...
     
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  5. Trisha takes forfuckingever to make a point, but around the 10 min mark of the Sociopath video she sheds some light on what she believes is sociopathic behavior which is apparently wanting to disassociate from her after being subjected to a year of her batshit behavior. She's a fucking mess and an emotional drain who taxes the goodwill of her friends to the brink of no return. It's not for no good reason no one wants to date her.

    Edit: L-O-L. Around the 14 min mark of the video she complains about her fake boyfriend telling people personal things about her meanwhile she makes a living oversharing and told him tough titties, you don't get any privacy Sean because you're dating me. Her lack of self awareness makes me homicidal.
     
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  6. Her Mom looks like a drinker, didn't she get married like five times? Trisha's half sister seems relatively normal.
     
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  7. I think if there's any comment that can sum up Trisha's life perfectly, it's this one
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  8. Makes a 22 minute video crying about how overwhelming her happiness is.....all because she made a music video and she is really excited about it.....

    Me thinks....this is some sort of manic episode?
     
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  9. No wonder she's confined to youtube, that is the worst acting I've ever watched*.

    *on top of being fat and ugly.
     
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  10. Too bad her music sucks.
     
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  11. I finally watched this and I finally understand why some people are irritated by fast talking because despite it, it took her a quarter of an hour to tell something anyone else could in four minutes. My favorite non factious comment was her deluding herself into thinking that MAYBE he wanted her over to talk because she's "very intelligent". Welcome to invisibility, Trish, you're beat and dumb and no one wants to fuck you anymore because they know their reputation is at risk for a dip.
     
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  12. I like how pissed off she was that he dared to offer to call her an uber. If I showed up drunk and makeupless to a sober dudes house, preceeded to piss ever 10 mins, then fall asleep while he was trying to get it on, I consider him getting me an Uber being a pretty nice thing to do.
     
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  13. She knows she's not even slightly nice to look at any more, and her mangled face is finally mitigating the drawing power of her tits. I'm sure the guys in her life are going to be increasingly less tolerant of her stupidity, and it cant be that long before the penny drops and she realizes what an exceptional individual she is. This is just the start of what will almost certainly be a devastating decline for her.
     
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  14. Even I f this is some kind of 'performance art,' and the entire channel is her stage, she's taken it too far and has damaged herself irreparably. No sane man is going to touch this wreck, even if it is completely acting, because who the fuck wants to be dating the Gay Chicken Nugget Nutter?
     
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  15. she looks really stupid when she's holding in vomit burps.
     
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  16. Most of her family is pretty terrible tbh. She has a half-sister, Callie/RockerBarbiie on YT. They have the same mom, Lena (Lena Paytas on YT), but different fathers. I've been watching Trish for years, but I'm still not sure what the timeline is on who/when/where with all that. Trish also has a brother, not half related, who does YT as well. Her dad has physically been in like a half dozen of her videos. He clearly resents that his daughter chose YT sluttery and buffoonery over the college education he was going to fully pay for her, but she seems to be a lot grounded in the videos she makes whenever she's visiting him.

    The mother, brother, and half-sister are all comically dull narcissistic twats. All latched onto the YT thing because of Trish. The family dynamics reveal some of how she became what she is. She can't have any kind of creative outlet/notoriety/hustle for just herself, and she's of no use to her family unless they have something to gain from her. Back in 2012-2014 Callie and Lena used to be on Trish's channel a lot more often. Lena's busted sunburned ass was always happy to not be earning her dinner on her knees. Callie was a cunty little shit who sounded like the last time she blew her nose was in Lena's birth canal. Hotter than Trish, but twice as dead behind the eyes. The brother gets credit for being more "respectable" than his sisters or mother, but he's basically a sentient jar of mayonnaise.

    Enjoy this simultaneously monotone and nasal offering from Callie/RockerBarbiie:



    Here's Lena being an old ass basic bitch:



    Trish comes from a pack of parasitic narcissistic brats.
     
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  17. Trisha is crazy like a fox though, she seems to make bank from her tits and noteriety, especially since she's not even attractive in the face and never has been.

    She needs to go back to her rollin and trollin days because watching Trisha breakdown via daily youtube videos is actually far less entertaining. I used to be able to sit through her troll vids but I couldn't even get 5 minutes into gay chicken nugget and that's not right.
     
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  18. "I've been having a crazy diet week"

    And the fact that you binge/"mukbang" every other day is why you can never lose any weight despite your "strict dieting".
     
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