Lolcow Tristan Stadtmuller / exmarine323 - Stalks porn stars, tried to run an escort agency, wannabe actor, Donny Long collaborator

[RK 672]

Meet Tristan Stadtmuller.

Tristan is a 33-year old wannabe movie actor who stalks porn stars and ran an escort agency. He's of interest to us due to his affiliation with Donny Long. He and Donny have worked together in the past with PornWikiLeaks and against Monica Foster and possibly right now.

http://porninthevalley.com/2016/01/...an-stadtmuller-a-bad-situation-for-pornstars/ (http://archive.md/eS1Cr)

Of course, he’s amusing even without Donny.

He wants to succeed in the film business so let’s look at his IMDB page. His IMDB page doesn’t particularly look professional. No one cares that you contributed to a Kickstarter. His trademarks are his gap in teeth, his southern accent and his sinister smile & laugh.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3983988/ (http://archive.md/HBvdo)

He tried to kickstart two of the "movies he wrote".

https://myspace.com/zombiesofamerica (http://archive.md/WIU6w)
(http://archive.md/bVDoW)

You can see an early version of his cinematic masterpiece here:

His other project was slightly more successful.

(http://archive.md/M2eVV)

Even has his own "production" company. Only one project so far.

http://www.imdb.com/company/co0336666/ (http://archive.md/Ta87H)
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stadtmuller-Productions/239732539390352 (http://archive.md/GmtU1)

A poster for a movie he directed. Notice his name is misspelled. This credit isn't noted on his IMDB.

Here's him complaining about his financial situation:

https://www.facebook.com/tstadtmuller/activity/10151965307072843 (http://archive.md/Ip2tj)

He asks the IMDB support team, if they can remove his name from an embarrassing film he was in.
https://getsatisfaction.com/imdb/topics/how-do-i-delete-my-imdb-credit (http://archive.md/EXw9X)

He wanted his credit in the film "Live Nude Girls" deleted. It is a comedy starring porn stars (and two of the guys from NewsRadio). Other places have described his role as minor ("a heavy metal singer").

He has a Google+ account which is mostly used for insulting women and about how "horrible" porn actress, Nikita Denise was to him.

https://plus.google.com/103865492811635730794 (http://archive.md/htMxI)
https://plus.google.com/103865492811635730794/posts/MxfU9WqtWdA (http://archive.md/31TJe)

He's made at least two blogs about how he hates her and has posted the content on other blogs and sites. It's really exceptional.

A week later, I emailed Nikita and told her that I had $1500 in cash that I wanted to pay her for sex. If she accepted it, it would prove that she had no feelings for me. If she rejected it, it would prove that she can't fuck me for money because she feels for me the way that I do for her. Nikita responded and told me that she just got done talking to her attorney and if I ever contacted her again,

she would pursue both civil and criminal action against me. I agreed to leave her alone, but I told her that her doing this proves that she has feelings for me like I do her. Nikita called me. We talked.

She busted out crying when I had told her that she hurt me. Nikita told me that she wanted me as her friend. I was good with it because it's always good to make a new friend, but then she hesitated to tell me something. Then she got it out, she told me "You kind of got me. I feel connection with you". I told her that's cool because then we can explore it.

Nikita invited me to spend the night with her the next night to hold her. We laid on her couch and she was reading to me a lengthy text that her best friend, Leslie, had sent her. They got into a fight earlier and Nikita took a beet[sic] bottle and hit her in the eye with it. Nikita laughed it off and said "She should be grateful that it was empty". Time went by and me and her went into her bedroom and I kept holding her.

I kissed Nikita twice on her neck and I stopped. She turned to me and said "Don't stop kissing me, it feels good." I kept kissing on her and Nikita put on some chap stick. She turned and looked at me with her eyes wide open and a huge smile on her face. I kissed her forehead a couple of times and she tilted her head upward wanting me to kiss her lips. We had out 1st romantic kiss. This kiss quickly led to Nikita ripping her clothes off and getting on top of me.

I began sucking on her breast and she pushed me down on my back. Nikita looked at me and said "Just don't cum inside of me". Nikita pulled down my boxers and sucked on my dick just enough to get me hard. She then climbed on top of me and put me inside of her. She rode me hard enough like she was trying to break my waist. During this, she to me that I'm the man that's going to take care of her. When we were done, I told Nikita to get off of me because I had to bust.

She stopped, but didn't get off of me. I couldn't hold it, I shot a load inside of her and she jumped off me saying "No darling, you can't cum inside of me!" Nikita watched as I erupted. She then laid on top of me for a while. No I did not use a condom!!!

pornstarnikitadenise.blogspot.com/2014/06/my-time-with-porn-star-nikita-denise.html (http://archive.md/wbK1X)
nikitadeniseisnuts.blogspot.com (dead)

Uploaded a video to Xvideos about how he was cheated on by Nikita Denise:
https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/exmarine323 (http://archive.md/sMOoC)

Like Donny, he too hates Alexandra Mayers/Monica Foster In 2015, he was listed in a brief by her as being obsessed with her, even being listed in a police report for his stalking:

Marc Randazza, Ari Scott Bass aka Michael Whiteacre, Sean Matthew Tompkins and
Tristan Stadtmuller have been named on a Las Vegas, Nevada police report (#
LLV150429002666) for consistently stalking, intimidating and harassing me both online and
offline.

http://nvbar.org/wp-content/uploads/October 2015 Brief 01_0.pdf

Alexandra even started a petition to ban him from the Adult Entertainment Expo:
https://www.change.org/p/adult-ente...kers-who-harass-pornstars-on-twitter-from-aee (http://archive.md/LdwXW)

At some point, he signed up for a sugar baby dating service as a male sugar baby. I'm sure he attracted many women.
http://www.sugardaddyforme.com/male-sugar-babies/ca/federal/exmarine323 (http://archive.md/9xVQ3)

Someone (probably Tristan himself) wrote a blog about him on a section on sharing your stories on CNN.com. It was poorly written and probably not proofread.
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1086592 (http://archive.md/FCTwx)

Someone complained about him on Scamorg, he shows up to defend himself:
http://www.scamorg.com/tristan-stadtmuller-big-daddy-t-films-f8 (http://archive.md/pOI5p)

He also was on Ripoff Report defending himself. Some quotes:

Obviously this judge doesn't know what that means and gained nothing from years in law school. All because the US has become a Communist nation doesn't mean that I will comply. Law enforcement [sic] is nothing more than n**i's as they betrayed their oaths to uphold the Constitution and they enforce laws that violate it, yet like the n**i's at Nerumberg [sic], their excuse is "I'm just doing my job".

I have no problems going down WACO style for any PIG that wants to try to enforce this idiots UNCONSTITUIONAL [sic] ruling taking away my 2nd Amendment rights.

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You think that I care if someone finds this? I was recently in a comedy film titled "Live Nude Girls" that has Andy d**k in it. I played a lead singer in a heavy metal band with Bree Olson as my groupie. We rode front seat of KITT from Knight Rider with Bree Olson sitting on my lap.

http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports...t-cyberstalking-cyberbullying-revenge-1087528 (http://archive.md/70buk)

Here is the PornWikiLeaks page on him (apparently, the page has been toned down due to fighting Tristan fighting against Monica Foster): http://www.pornwikileaks.com/wiki/Tristan_Stadtmuller (http://archive.md/x4ILF - archive doesn't work; just shows porn)

He tried to run Gorgeous and Talented Escorts, an escort agency.

WOMEN,

THE SEX INDUSTRY IS THE BIGGEST MONEY MAKER ON EARTH! IT PULLS IN BILLIONS PER YEAR AND MAKES MORE MONEY THAN HOLLYWOOD, MUSIC, SPORTS, ENTERTAINMENT, AND VIDEO GAMES ALL PUT TOGETHER. WHY WASTE YOUR TIME WORKING A DEAD END JOB AT A RESTAURANT WHEN YOU NEED MONEY TO PAY BILLS AND HAVE FUN WHILE YOU'RE STILL YOUNG?

SOME WOMEN ARE ABLE TO MAKE OVER $2,000 IN ONE NIGHT!!! CAN McDONALD'S DO THAT FOR YOU???!!!

OUR COMPANY HAS SUCCESSFULLY BOOKED WOMEN ON DATES WITH MULTI MILLIONAIRE CELEBRITIES!

WORKING IN THIS INDUSTRY, YOU NOT ONLY MAKE GOOD MONEY, BUT YOU GET TO MEET CELEBRITIES AND THEY BECOME YOUR FAN!

WHY CHOOSE US OVER ALL OTHER ESCORT COMPANIES? THE MAJORITY OF THE COMPANIES HERE IN VEGAS TAKE 100% OF THE BOOKING RATE. THEY ALSO TAKE A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OUT OF YOUR TIPS! WITH US, WE TAKE 20% OF THE BOOKING RATE AND YOU KEEP 100% OF YOUR TIPS.

IF YOU'RE GORGEOUS, TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF YOUR BODY (THIS ALSO MEANS KEEPING YOUR SKIN SMOOTH AND YOUR SELF BEING VERY HYGIENIC), ARE VERY FRIENDLY AND HAVE A WONDERFUL PERSONALITY, AND HAVE THE MOTIVATION TO MAKE MONEY, THEN HIT US UP. PLEASE SUBMIT PICTURES OF YOURSELF, PROVIDE A BRIEF BIO OF YOURSELF, WHAT CITY YOU LIVE IN, AND WHY YOU WOULD MAKE A GREAT ADDITION. SEND ALL THIS INFO TO: preciousgirlfriend1@gmail.com

I don't think it was very successful.

https://sites.google.com/site/gorgeoustalentedmodels/ (http://archive.md/SsYEs - did not archive well)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/GTescorts (http://archive.md/RqjDL)

Here's his resume (it'll try to print if you click the link link; just ignore it):

http://www.lacasting.com/resume/res...=diagnimephhohdjjcljpdmacmkkcbocbodpheenbcimk (http://archive.md/PHfCV)

Here's a picture from his "modeling portfolio":

http://www.modelmayhem.com/stadtmuller (http://archive.md/9RJiN)

Personal Info

Tristan R Stadtmuller
DOB: 3/14/1984
Address: 455 E Twain Ave #139, Las Vegas, NV 89169
Has lived in: Los Angeles, CA / Edenton, NC / Portsmouth, VA

Parents' names: Nancy L and Raymond M Stadtmuller

Education:
Graduated from John A. Holmes High School in Edenton, North Carolina in 2002.
Attended College of The Albemarle, the Los Angeles Film School, and Westwood College.

Email Addresses:
exmarine323@gmail.com
stadtmullerproductions@gmail.com
tstadtmuller@gmail.com
tstadtmuller@yahoo.com

Site:
www.tristanstadtmuller.com (Redirects to PornWikiLeaks now)

Spoiler: Accounts

1000 Mikes: http://en.1000mikes.com/home/exmarine323 (http://archive.md/DLlH4)
About.me: https://about.me/stadtmullertristan (http://archive.md/6rmKd)
Blogspot: http://mhsblueballed.blogspot.com/ (redirect)
Crowdrise: https://www.crowdrise.com/tristanstadtmuller (http://archive.md/WyFPN)
Disqus: https://disqus.com/by/tristanstadtmuller/ (http://archive.md/mY7zP)
Facebook (old): https://www.facebook.com/cliff.clavin.184 (http://archive.md/u5y44)
Facebook (current): https://www.facebook.com/tstadtmuller (http://archive.md/VQvmy) (Mostly locked down)
Facebook (fan page): https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-official-Tristan-stadtmuller-facebook-page/138111896212700 (http://archive.md/5fy3t) (dead)
Gravatar: http://en.gravatar.com/exmarine323 (http://archive.md/4J4ct)
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tstadtmuller_/ (http://archive.md/EodL1) (private)
Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/1849839421/about (http://archive.md/1yyec)
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/tristan-stadtmuller-b2401513 (http://archive.md/VdhKK)
MagCloud: http://www.magcloud.com/user/exmarine323 (http://archive.md/JL7D4) (empty)
ModelMayhem: http://www.modelmayhem.com/stadtmuller (http://archive.md/9RJiN)
MySpace: https://myspace.com/ncca/ (http://archive.md/D7BIC)
PhotoBucket: http://s623.photobucket.com/user/exmarine323/profile (http://archive.md/Wh3Mo)
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/stadtmuller/ (http://archive.md/YxhwE)
Stage32: https://www.stage32.com/profile/188407/about (http://archive.md/i31c4)
Stage32: https://www.stage32.com/profile/189099/about (empty)
Tunes.zone: http://tunes.zone/person-tristan-stadtmuller-219760 (http://archive.md/pnwdq)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/StadtmullerT (http://archive.md/tESAJ) (current)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Americanpornexp (dead)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/anaonymous720 (suspended)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AnotherBDalone (http://archive.md/W4Pzd)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigDaddyTFilms (dead)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Blue_Balled (dead)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/DaveyOwnsVegas (suspended)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/exmarine323 (suspended)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Justice4matty1 (http://archive.md/gsbUp)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/monicadumpster2 (suspended)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Soldier4matty (http://archive.md/1ycGl)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/stadtmullerchao (suspended)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tristan_vegas (suspended)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tstadt_forever (suspended)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tstadtmuller (suspended)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tstadtmuller_ (suspended)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tstadtmuller1 (dead)
Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/user19669660 (http://archive.md/ftpnL) (empty)
WordPress: https://exmarine323.wordpress.com/ (http://archive.md/vB4ml) (Porn Actress Nikita Denise is a HORRIBLE PERSON!; empty asides from that)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/exmarine323/ (http://archive.md/ERxEX)

Thanks to @PTNR 2.0 for compiling some of this information.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

http://www.setcelebs.com/bio/tristan-stadtmuller.html
http://archive.md/RSWqZ
"Biography" of his.

Post about him on a blog with him commenting.
http://archive.md/R5iIF
Seems people maybe on to something him possibly being on CLP.

Another blog about him.
http://archive.md/chRFF

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Captain Kirk's retarded grandson

 

[SuperHomoMate]

17 twitter accounts, 0 acting jobs... Sounds about right to me. Also, 50K in debt from "film school" Karma baby!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He has quite a few accounts under the name exmarine323 and that pseudonym seems to leave a larger footprint online.

Edit: I should mention that it's usually on xvideos leaving ratings on porn videos, like it's currently doing.

 

[Gullik]

That pedostache makes him look much older than 33.

 

[MG 620]

He might be 33 but his face is a rough 63.

 

[SuperHomoMate]

He might be 33 but his face is a rough 63.

The creepy transition lenses really add to the older look too.

Unrelated but that second pornstar blog is priceless. Straight thirst at first and bitching about how she made all these empty promises and hurt him, then after that it's just shitting on her for how bad she is and all of her problems. Usually if a woman is so shitty like he said, you aren't too broken up about it when it doesn't work out. Lastly, who the fuck wants to be in a committed relationship with a pornstar anyway?

 

[DV 259]

Judging by his posts on CLP, he's legit mad - about what, I don't really know, but his ass is chapped enough to want to literally fight people, all the while screaming about keyboard commandos and wanting to kill and rape us and our families.

Funny thing is, we're not the ones making threats against this MarineTrainedTard and his family. He wouldn't even have been worth KF's time if he didn't come at us first.

A note for Mr. Stadtmuller:

 

[CatParty]

It's like retarde d boogie nights
Tristan is the Phillip Seymour Hoffman to Donnie's mark wahlburg?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

He looks like the Irate Gamer if the Irate Gamer was that creepy uncle no one in the family talks about.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

This is just weird. He must have submitted this himself.

http://www.gocomics.com/ripleysbelieveitornot/2012/03/22 (archive: http://archive.md/UwdoI)

 

[autism420]

Possible alias: Jman702

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1086592

 

[Ser Weeaboo]

Lastly, who the fuck wants to be in a committed relationship with a pornstar anyway?

Bit off-topic, but interestingly enough, there are some porn stars who only do lesbian scenes because they want to increase their likelihood of being able to maintain a healthy heterosexual relationship outside the industry.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Donny's coming to his boyfriend's rescue.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

@Darwin Watterson Aren't you guys happy that I'm up at the weirdest times to document shit?

Judging by his posts on CLP, he's legit mad - about what, I don't really know, but his ass is chapped enough to want to literally fight people, all the while screaming about keyboard commandos and wanting to kill and rape us and our families.

Funny thing is, we're not the ones making threats against this MarineTrainedTard and his family. He wouldn't even have been worth KF's time if he didn't come at us first.

A note for Mr. Stadtmuller:
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Agreed, we could if we wanted too as well since there's only 69 people in the world apparently with that last name. They're a dying breed.

No wonder Tristan is another failed pornstar, his family shoots blanks.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

So, this is the true self of internet tough guy "KiwisAreNeoNazis" then?

 

[💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗]

So, this is the true self of internet tough guy "KiwisAreNeoNazis" then?

We assume. There's no proof of it. At any rate, Donny is standing up for him. http://archive.md/37YrH

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Graduated from John A. Holmes High School

Lol he went to a school named after a porn star who died of AIDS. And now he's butt buddies with another porn star who's gonna die of AIDS.

yes, yes, different middle initial. it's a joke, you autists.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Donny's coming to his boyfriend's rescue.

>"Someone named Tristan"

LMAO at Donny pretending he has no idea who Tristan is. Sad!

http://archive.md/PJ8W3

He's got a page dedicated to Stadtmuller on PWL, which was created by "TheRealSilver Slugger" circa 2015 who is almost certainly a Donny sock, as the same user also created the Heather Deep page around the same time.