Troon Anthems: Nominations -
- Thread starter Patricia Highsmith
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My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donny to Marie Osmond
Operation successful
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing for the ladies team
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donny to Marie Osmond
Operation successful
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing for the ladies team
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina
edit: sorry for phonefaggotry
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I just saw the gayest guy on Earth.
Wow. I had no idea the Against Me guy trooned out. Aaand he totally sounds like a dainty l'il lady. Imagine that.
The search is over. I have found the ultimate troon anthem:
For a little backstory, this is James Charles Harries who was a child prodigy who appeared on Oprah. Then he trooned out. So, instead of using his stellar intellect to find a cure for cancer or combat global warming, he has used it to craft the finest troon anthem that was, is, or ever will be. You're welcome.
For a little backstory, this is James Charles Harries who was a child prodigy who appeared on Oprah. Then he trooned out. So, instead of using his stellar intellect to find a cure for cancer or combat global warming, he has used it to craft the finest troon anthem that was, is, or ever will be. You're welcome.
"Shaved her legs/And then he was a she":
It was really bad. He came out to the band during the recording for New Wave saying he wanted to be a girl, and I wanna say half the band just quit, like "we're done see you" and only the drummer stayed on. Its why the whole album this song is off is so thin. He didn't do any vocal training, I forget why so he still has the same voice, and I wanna say he's dating (or was dating) a real woman.
Really just a mess.
Here's a cheery and optimistic song
