Troon's Law - The commandments of troonhood glossary

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Troon's Law #1: Schrodinger's Progressive
The vast majority of Troons shalt hold progressive and feminist ideals, yet wantonly and capriciously label others as being the incorrect gender for innocuous actions, IG playing with dolls as a child, having long hair, enjoying the color pink... ect.

Troon's Law #2: The Curse Of Ageing
The body of a troon will immediately evoke suspicion, having aged through puberty. The body will largely resemble the societal expectation of the adult sex, to the point identification is not only easy, but intuitive reflex until one is informed they are not merely dressing up.

Troon's Law #2-1: The Dark Solution
Understanding puberty is largely an unconquerable tag on the ear of the troon, many will become proponents of feeding children hormones in an effort to destroy the body's natural metamorphism into adulthood.

Troon's Law #3: The Curse Of The Ideal Form
It is with overwhelming commonality, the mtf Troon will possess the physique incels desire most. They will stand taller and wider than any natural female. The brow ridge will be protruded and intimidating; the jaw angular and uncompromising, covered in dark stubble; the shoulders wideset and connected to large, hairy and powerful limbs of oak branches. The FTM troon shall be the inverse, standing small, demure, of wide, child rearing hips, soft skin and moon shaped face. Near even a male child, one is immediately aware the other is simply a female who determined being Butch was not enough.

Troon's Law #3-1: Demeanor Of The Denier
A Troon will struggle to adopt the assumed mannerisms of its target gender, only to often overcompensate and fail, or drop the mask in an uncanny display. MTFs will invoke memories of anime, and often regress into roleplaying something akin to a loli with a learning disability- for the male troon is a sexist, who thinks of women as incapable, childish, and fetish material at best. When the mask slips, many MTFs immediately become domineering, violent, brash, and act no less swarthy than a sailor. Repressed masculinity erupts, in an often dangerous display. The female troon is as a child, pretending to be their father. They try to swing their small shoulders around. They will try not to waddle their child-rearing hips. They may even try to shake a lifetime's worth of uncertainty of their own safety, but it will never convince others this is a man not to be trifled with.

Troon's Law #3-2: Timbre The Terrible
The troon's voice will simply be incorrect to the form they attempt to skinwalk. The MTF troon's voice will, no matter how soft, or nasally, they force upon it to be, remain undeniably male. Estrogen can, at best, make the MTF sound passive aggressive- but never a female. The FTM troon, in addition to largely resembling Peppy from Starfox 64, will most likely sound less masculine than he. Testosterone will lower the pitch with some success, but always at the cost of leaving one with the speaking voice of a castrated Kermit The Frog.

Troon's Law #4: Files of philes
The troon shall be either attracted to youths, or attracted to pretending to be a youth. The troon shall always practice fetish and kink sex (if any).

Troon's Law #5: Principle of Anti-Canon
There is no "canon" concept of gender, dysphoria, and trans inside the greater troon community, and contradictions are omnipresent. Gender is an oppressive spook, but an inherent part of your self. Dysphoria can only be cured through transitioning, but isn't necessary to transition. Law #1 is the most infamous consequence of Law #5. While canon doesn't exist, the community tracks an extensive list of heresies. This is a result of Troonery's efforts against gatekeeping, which restrictions on transitioning would impede. Future heresies can be discovered by identifying memes that would prevent the existence of future troons.

Troon's Law #6: Law Of Names
The troon's name falls into one of the following categories:
  1. The Lazy: genderswapped form of their real name, or something starting with the same initial.
  2. The Crush: the name of someone they really want(ed) to fuck. Prime AGP/AAP. Could be a pornstar or someone they knew IRL, like their high school oneitis.
  3. The Baby: something that's popular to name your kids right now, as opposed to what was popular when they were born. Accentuates their childishness.
  4. The Pretentious: a name with a meaning that they think describes them. Called such because of my favorite example, Sophia, which comes from the Greek word for wisdom.
  5. The Bandwagon: something another troon (and tons of others) goes by. One more Alice can't hurt, right?
  6. The Fictitious: fuck it, you know you'll never pass, may as well name yourself something that no one would ever name their kid.
  7. Lilith The Succubus: The troon will attempt to play up the transgressive eroticism of their castration cult with names like Baphomet, Lilith, or Astaroth.
Troon's Law #7: Homogender Rights
The troon will often identify as a homosexual of some sort, as while it may preach the fluidity of gender, it is ultimately always confronted by the issue of sex. It is common for MTF Troons to claim the title of "lesbian" regardless of this, in order to push himself upon the women who choose not to elope with men. Therefor it is a fair assumption the troon merely co-opts the good will given to the LGB community in hopes of raping females.

Troon's Law #8: Small Fish, Big Ocean
The troon can come from any background, but will always have been a low valued individual before assuming their new identity. These personality shortcomings will often become exacerbated by either the constant conflict between their self -mage and reality, or merely a common side effect of the cocktail of hormones.


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Deuteronomy 22:5

“The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

I've even got another one, just for one very special 'christian'.

Leviticus 18:7

"Do not dishonor your father by having sexual relations with your mother. She is your mother; do not have relations with her."
 

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Troon's Law #5: Principle of Anti-Canon
There is no "canon" concept of gender, dysphoria, and trans inside the greater troon community, and contradictions are omnipresent. Gender is an oppressive spook, but an inherent part of your self. Dysphoria can only be cured through transitioning, but isn't necessary to transition. Law #1 is the most infamous consequence of Law #5. While canon doesn't exist, the community tracks an extensive list of heresies. This is a result of Troonery's efforts against gatekeeping, which restrictions on transitioning would impede. Future heresies can be discovered by identifying memes that would prevent the existence of future troons.
 

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Troons' Law #4: The troon falls into one of two subgroups - the paedophile or the autopaedophile. Either way, they are degenerate filth.
I agree. Every transgender is a potential threat to children. This is why they must never be accepted just like we don't accept schizophrenics or serial killers into society.
 

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#6: The troon's name falls into one of the following categories:
  1. The Lazy: genderswapped form of their real name, or something starting with the same initial.
  2. The Crush: the name of someone they really want(ed) to fuck. Prime AGP/AAP. Could be a pornstar or someone they knew IRL, like their high school oneitis.
  3. The Baby: something that's popular to name your kids right now, as opposed to what was popular when they were born. Accentuates their childishness.
  4. The Pretentious: a name with a meaning that they think describes them. Called such because of my favorite example, Sophia, which comes from the Greek word for wisdom.
  5. The Bandwagon: something another troon (and tons of others) goes by. One more Alice can't hurt, right?
  6. The Fictitious: fuck it, you know you'll never pass, may as well name yourself something that no one would ever name their kid.
 

Kabuki Actor

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#6: The troon's name falls into one of the following categories:
  1. The Lazy: genderswapped form of their real name, or something starting with the same initial.
  2. The Crush: the name of someone they really want(ed) to fuck. Prime AGP/AAP. Could be a pornstar or someone they knew IRL, like their high school oneitis.
  3. The Baby: something that's popular to name your kids right now, as opposed to what was popular when they were born. Accentuates their childishness.
  4. The Pretentious: a name with a meaning that they think describes them. Called such because of my favorite example, Sophia, which comes from the Greek word for wisdom.
  5. The Bandwagon: something another troon (and tons of others) goes by. One more Alice can't hurt, right?
  6. The Fictitious: fuck it, you know you'll never pass, may as well name yourself something that no one would ever name their kid.
Ammendment to OP's "Lilith" addition.
7. Succubus LARP. Play up the transgressive eroticism of your castration cult with names like Baphomet, Lilith, or Astaroth.
 
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