Rigor Meowtis
Good thing I don't know how to read
Very disappointed that Amber did not play her usual music when she was walking. 0/10
And all her weight isn’t actual fat, it’s just swelleeeen from sodium. Or bloateeeen. Or it’s water retention. None of which make sense but god be damned if she’s actually just fat.Shes so insecure about fat symptoms.
She has a excuses for all of them EXCEPT being 600 lbs. Her bad back is from the chiropractors saying she had a divit and a swollen spine, her breathing is from the heat and asthma. She should be more concerned about how her feet are in ballet form as she walks and completely slanted. Then she plops down and eats chocolate snacks.
Her legs absolutely horrify me. No wonder she's out of fucking breath shes heaving like 150 lbs of fat as she shuffles.
And all her weight isn’t actual fat, it’s just swelleeeen from sodium. Or bloateeeen. Or it’s water retention. None of which make sense but god be damned if she’s actually just fat.
Does she think there will be a day where she’ll wake up completely not swollen, not bloated, not retaining water or any other excuse and she’ll be 120lbs all of a sudden?
Her legs absolutely horrify me. No wonder she's out of fucking breath shes heaving like 150 lbs of fat as she shuffles.
Very disappointed that Amber did not play her usual music when she was walking. 0/10
And that's why I don't like making fun of the fact that it's only 2.5 minutes in principle, but I don't mind calling her out on the decrease. I know I couldn't walk that far with an extra 450 pounds on me. And I know it's not easy. But she is responsible for it getting worse.
Fuck me. The Hills Have Eyes and the Pilsbury Doughtard have had a baby.
And the amazing thing? You will not die of fear, tho you might stick forks in your eyes. Nobody will take a chainsaw to you, you won't get shot* You won't even get eaten or squashed** But you will die of an inscruciateeeeeeeen boredom sichewayshun booboo.
I'm out. I have a suicide to commit.
*unless Thumbo misses again
** Probably
I wonder WTF she's doing that takes so long, assuming it's not a ridiculous exaggeration. Recording in 4K and then uploading the files from the camera to Google Drive, and then back down again? She has a new camera, wifi or Bluetooth should only take a few minutes to transfer a 1gb file. I guess she can't pop out the dainty SD card like a normal person. Do they not sell hdmi cables in Kentucky anymore?At 6:20
>The process to get the videos off my camera onto my phone to edit, or even into my laptop which would take even longer, takes hours.
So the hambeast edits the videos from her FUCKING phone, not using the laptop anymore. Here we have the laziest youtuber, can't even use properly iMovie, I wonder how much time would her take to learn Adobe Premiere, After Effects and Photoshop that are almost the standard for videomakers. Why bother if you can just paste every clip together and call it a day; this explains the horrible effects, jump cuts and weird glitch.
I'm so, so close to tapping out and just coming back on August 31. Because. For real. This dreck is pitiful.
This might be a little bit more than you’re asking for but I was reminded of this lovely photo. Can’t remember the name of who made it sorry
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She really should...the breathing in this sounds like a broken steam train...only 2m19s, terrifying and appalling in equal measureGORL! You are 28 years old! I've seen 80 year old stroke victims in rehab walk longer than three minutes. I've seen diabetics fitted with brand new prosthetic legs walk longer than three minutes.
YOUSHOULD
BE
WORRIED!
You mean this?Very disappointed that Amber did not play her usual music when she was walking. 0/10
When she peels those industrial strength leggings off, does the fat stay where it is or do the rolls all kind of flop down like a melted marshmallow? Those leggings are so snug they almost seem like Spanx.
I’m sorry if this is morbid but I want to see the open sores. I don’t need a photoshop, I want the legs in all their leaking, disgusting glory.Those leggings are doing god's work shielding our eyes but they're very unforgiving. Do we even need a leg reveal at this point? Just edit her leggings to be skin-colored and that'll probably be a fairly accurate representation of her leg situation.