So Ralph moved from Dlive to Tlive. A better fit given the state of his show is ZZZlive. A streaming site dedicated to streams that will put you to sleep.
Trovo Live / Tencent's Twitch competitor - The gunt's temporary safe haven.
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Unironically this is why. Words like "OK Google", "Siri", "Cortana", "Trovo", are International brand names because they transcend language barrier. Siri (just the name) was the result of an entire team of market research experts and language specialists spending hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to figure out something that's sort, sweet, recognizable, inoffensive, etc etc buzzwords to everyone. For Google, they have their brand name already, and "OK" is the most universally understood word in the world. Instead of coming up with something new, they just compounded it.
Trovo. Chinese people, Serbians, and Mutts can say it. That's all that matters.
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This play at most prevented larger people from streaming it on sites such as bilibili because they don't want their grift cut off. I saw many screenshots featuring these phrases circulating on Chinanet with comments such as "dumb westerners". Same applies to the long copypasta. It's routinely laughed at.
The "effectiveness" might be due to the attention span of Chinanet. By a month, most have probably moved on to the next dumb game. This premise doesn't even work if you think about it.
West's "perspective":
- Chinese don't know what happened in Tiananmen Square on the 4th of June, 1989. Chinese don't know about Tibet, or the legitimacy of the Taiwan government
- Let's put up signs saying that!
If they don't know, the signs are meaningless. If they do know, the signs are meaningless. If they don't know and want to look it up, then they learn about it, the automatic response would be "but [insert instances of western governments oppressing their own people here]". You'll also have to assume those brats are hyperpolitical faggots, not just plain Chinafaggots.
No matter how you slice it, it's pretty dumb.
For the studio, who knows why they implemented the policies, you'll have to convince me those signs were so prevalent that someone in the upper management of a rather small game caught wind and actually gave a fuck. I'm guessing it's the grift. They'd rather not set up some China-only server and outsource management. Weren't they a rather small indiedev group? Even the cucks at Sony America decided to concede rather than setting up a "China only" service.
Same applies to Chinanet shitty services trying to branch out. Uhhh, Trovo's guidelines for instance. Absolutely no one cares about anti-Semitism, nigger memes, "racism/xenophobia", and white supremacy on Chinanet (shit I spout daily there without thought). Why such policies then? If Tik Tok openly allowed Jew memes, they'll get into deep trouble, beyond the sort of data collection, and censorship for the Chinese state.
Just imagine yourself seeing a copypasta regurgitating some Americancetric historical/political shit (slavery, space disasters, wars, concentration camps, Americans are fat) on some foreign place. You'll laugh your ass off or cringe to death.
IIRC, it's the King's (Royal) Anthem, their National Anthem is something completely different.
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Well I never want to hear Americans clapping jokes from Thai ever again.
Lore Master
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I know. It's going to be great because after Stream.me, Dlive and Trovo. It may make some of these platforms investigate newer streamers like Andy and Ralph and fuck them up faster. I can't wait to watch them spiral down penniless.
High Tea
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Which streaming service isn't?
Hey Everybody, Dr.Nick here with another update!
and if you dont want to read here it is.
Thats the new benchmark for February. reminder that that's a minimum and you can reach it and still be fucked. As for your favorite streamers, based on what we're seeing, as long as they put in the work we're looking at @theralph reaching our Platinum level, Warski with Diamond and @Null with Master. of course thats if all of you put in your 80 hours of "work" next month. being lazy gamers will result in you being left in the dust crying about how you dont have enough money to enjoy the sights and sounds of your eastern european shithole country.
Also we are listening to all those anon tips that have come in the last two weeks and will be cracking down on bots harshly. you will be unpersoned if there is any botting on your channel. same if you are convicted of any misdemeanors during the month as well. Game on, cowboys!
EDIT; forgot to mention only gaming streams are counted in this, anyone not gaming on our platform should go fuck themselves
and if you dont want to read here it is.
Thats the new benchmark for February. reminder that that's a minimum and you can reach it and still be fucked. As for your favorite streamers, based on what we're seeing, as long as they put in the work we're looking at @theralph reaching our Platinum level, Warski with Diamond and @Null with Master. of course thats if all of you put in your 80 hours of "work" next month. being lazy gamers will result in you being left in the dust crying about how you dont have enough money to enjoy the sights and sounds of your eastern european shithole country.
Also we are listening to all those anon tips that have come in the last two weeks and will be cracking down on bots harshly. you will be unpersoned if there is any botting on your channel. same if you are convicted of any misdemeanors during the month as well. Game on, cowboys!
EDIT; forgot to mention only gaming streams are counted in this, anyone not gaming on our platform should go fuck themselves
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God, a grift incentive. Let me dial up President Xi and nuke the HQ of tencent.
you don't have to grift. you just have to bring viewers. its pretty amazing how small the top dogs really are. basically even the top guy is at Null's level of viewership. the 15th best guy usually only has about 1,000 viewers for his streams. he just brute forces his way there. you would think after 6 months at least a few of these d-list streamers with 10,000 views consistently would barge in for 10 hours a month and wreck shit. isn't Dr.Disrespect on youtube now? or fucking Nick Rekita. theres enough free games out there he could play or he could play some old shit he's good at. do one hour 3x a week. Doesn't Nick get like 10,000 viewers a night or some shit like that?
Those are some lofty goals and they’re only going to go up.
Null should have kept to gaming instead of saying you could say whatever you want. Ralph has another week left in him minimum
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bro fuck you, you goaded me into even trying it by saying it's BASICALLY FREE MONEY ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GO TRY TROVO IT'S LIKE A $60,000 A YEAR INCOME FOR NOTHING BUT STREAMING OVER THERE OMG
stupid fucking faggot, I am completely removing your input from consideration in the future
You literally put out a video calling me a snake for saying Daxter is friends with pedos. Why did you trust me now?
Also what did you lose besides time and a little bit of money?
It didnt work out, oh well. It's not like you were acting like it would be your salvation. You didnt even stream SS13 there.
You're only mad at me because your Patreon got fucked over. And that has nothing to do with me.
Tell me; what new idea did you have to earn more money in the last 12 months?
How did that SS13 server go for you either?
Uh, no. You @ me constantly with "do this, do that" and you have no fucking idea what you're talking about and your ideas don't work. I don't remember anything about your involvement with Dick - this is a site with 10,000 daily active users and I don't keep intricate memories for everyone on it. All I know about you is seeing you everywhere I read constantly postulating that I have some fucking whore girlfriend in Czechia and that I should do Trovo because it's "free money". I never even mentioned Patreon so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Fuck off retard.
In another parallel universe, SS13 could have been swamped by an eternal greytide not seen since Usenet. byond://ss13.kiwifarms.net:1337 becomes a main hub for new blood, drawn by Trovo gaming streams. Trovo Grandmaster Josh would rake in 10k worth of mana-soul gem-spirits or whatever, world renown gamer surrounded by E-Thots who play among us, thinking its the same game. Let them please.
Ralph tries to game, tries to copy the master, but he can only get to platinum when he suddenly gets banned when he drunkenly streams Angry Goy II thinking its fine. Its not fine.
Instead Trovo carrys the Gunt, the endless ocean of trashburger turned lesser man churning and grunting.
MeltyTW
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Well he's playing 40 minute "clips" in full without any interruption amd calling to kill and eat the rich on stream so they probably won't for long especially if his trial goes really well and he gets SNIFFED in prisonInstead Trovo carrys the Gunt, the endless ocean of trashburger turned lesser man churning and grunting.
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