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Twinkie

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I have a channel that is picking up steam bc I'm not generally in the haydur community.. But I've analyzed her cancer trolling backward and forward. I'm a spousal caretaker and won't put up with this. I do, as of today, think she has some kind of low grade (they can't stage it without a PET scan, which they couldn't do bc of her weight or a lymph node biopsy), endometrial cancer. But because of her weight her only option is a hysterectomy. I don't think she really ever had the option of Keytruda. I think that was Doc Google talking to her. She gave no f*cking info to her subs/haydurs, which is why people think she's lying AGAIN. I will be on her so hard until I see her go through the surgery. I DON"T CARE HOW MUCH FLACK I GET! Please let me know if I inadvertently break rules. Trust, it was unintentional.
welcome skinny legend :3

@C3PBRO
 

hunnybuns

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I have a channel that is picking up steam bc I'm not generally in the haydur community.. But I've analyzed her cancer trolling backward and forward. I'm a spousal caretaker and won't put up with this. I do, as of today, think she has some kind of low grade (they can't stage it without a PET scan, which they couldn't do bc of her weight or a lymph node biopsy), endometrial cancer. But because of her weight her only option is a hysterectomy. I don't think she really ever had the option of Keytruda. I think that was Doc Google talking to her. She gave no f*cking info to her subs/haydurs, which is why people think she's lying AGAIN. I will be on her so hard until I see her go through the surgery. I DON"T CARE HOW MUCH FLACK I GET! Please let me know if I inadvertently break rules. Trust, it was unintentional.
uhm, do you know what thread you posted in?
If you want a pat on your back for your personal issues, go to Facebook. You’re not going to get that here.

Edit: also, post your reaction channel.
 

hunnybuns

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ahh, my favorite group of haters. The “I’m fat but not ASSSSSS fat as Big Al!”. It’s even better when they all get together to brag about their health issues 🤩

also bonus; the only almost full body pic I could find of Alex and gorl - you’re a bit more than “overweight” don’t you think? (She’s the one on the right)

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Pippeyy

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No one cares, fatty.

I have a channel that is picking up steam bc I'm not generally in the haydur community.. But I've analyzed her cancer trolling backward and forward. I'm a spousal caretaker and won't put up with this. I do, as of today, think she has some kind of low grade (they can't stage it without a PET scan, which they couldn't do bc of her weight or a lymph node biopsy), endometrial cancer. But because of her weight her only option is a hysterectomy. I don't think she really ever had the option of Keytruda. I think that was Doc Google talking to her. She gave no f*cking info to her subs/haydurs, which is why people think she's lying AGAIN. I will be on her so hard until I see her go through the surgery. I DON"T CARE HOW MUCH FLACK I GET! Please let me know if I inadvertently break rules. Trust, it was unintentional.
 

Jann_Hörn

“Christopher Colombus got mad pussy in 1492”
kiwifarms.net
I have a channel that is picking up steam bc I'm not generally in the haydur community.. But I've analyzed her cancer trolling backward and forward. I'm a spousal caretaker and won't put up with this. I do, as of today, think she has some kind of low grade (they can't stage it without a PET scan, which they couldn't do bc of her weight or a lymph node biopsy), endometrial cancer. But because of her weight her only option is a hysterectomy. I don't think she really ever had the option of Keytruda. I think that was Doc Google talking to her. She gave no f*cking info to her subs/haydurs, which is why people think she's lying AGAIN. I will be on her so hard until I see her go through the surgery. I DON"T CARE HOW MUCH FLACK I GET! Please let me know if I inadvertently break rules. Trust, it was unintentional.

uhm, do you know what thread you posted in?
If you want a pat on your back for your personal issues, go to Facebook. You’re not going to get that here.

Edit: also, post your reaction channel.
Hello Mellissa Cross-Wade
Did some research, this is the channel:

I have a channel that is picking up steam
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Admits to being a caretaker in the video and talks about "Keytruda"
I'm a spousal caretaker and won't put up with this.
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Youtube Archive: https://archive.vn/BR9dn

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rampsjobs // https://archive.md/Z8j4A
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LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/mellissa-cross-wade-88a2503/ // https://archive.vn/C1wyB
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Looks like you are not a "spousal caretaker" at all and your job comes from your husband's company.

Dox worthy?
 
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hunnybuns

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Hello Mellissa Cross-Wade
Did some research, this is the channel:



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Admits to being a caretaker in the video and talks about "Keytruda"


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Youtube Archive: https://archive.vn/BR9dn



Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rampsjobs // https://archive.md/Z8j4A
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LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/mellissa-cross-wade-88a2503/ // https://archive.vn/C1wyB
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Looks like you are not a "spousal caretaker" at all and your job comes from your husband's company.

Dox worthy?
you killed it. Nobody whose a “spousal caretaker” has the time to spend shitting on, filming videos reacting to, and posting about some online stranger. They would be, I don’t know, taking care of their spouse or what not.

also, being a “spousal caretaker” isn’t a resumed job. It’s something you do because you love someone, not because you want credit or a pat on the back. Shit irritates me man.
 

Gaitlord

The real 2020CriscoBabe
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you killed it. Nobody whose a “spousal caretaker” has the time to spend shitting on, filming videos reacting to, and posting about some online stranger. They would be, I don’t know, taking care of their spouse or what not.

also, being a “spousal caretaker” isn’t a resumed job. It’s something you do because you love someone, not because you want credit or a pat on the back. Shit irritates me man.
But she’s soooo much better than Hamber! She’s such an amazing and intelligent spousal caretaker that she will make time to ride a complete stranger about their crotch cancer. Because she cares. Not because she sees herself in that deathfat.
 

HickoryDickory

Pill-Popper.
True & Honest Fan
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also bonus; the only almost full body pic I could find of Alex and gorl - you’re a bit more than “overweight” don’t you think? (She’s the one on the right)

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Man face and evil eyebrows. Woof.

Admitting to being just as fat as Amber and Chantal is embarrassing. It just makes others aware that you too can't wipe your own butt.
 

CaptainAutism

It's a pretty shit super power
kiwifarms.net
I have a channel that is picking up steam bc I'm not generally in the haydur community.. But I've analyzed her cancer trolling backward and forward. I'm a spousal caretaker and won't put up with this. I do, as of today, think she has some kind of low grade (they can't stage it without a PET scan, which they couldn't do bc of her weight or a lymph node biopsy), endometrial cancer. But because of her weight her only option is a hysterectomy. I don't think she really ever had the option of Keytruda. I think that was Doc Google talking to her. She gave no f*cking info to her subs/haydurs, which is why people think she's lying AGAIN. I will be on her so hard until I see her go through the surgery. I DON"T CARE HOW MUCH FLACK I GET! Please let me know if I inadvertently break rules. Trust, it was unintentional.
I bet you're fat
 

W00K #17

Boy Man God Shiiiit
kiwifarms.net
I have a channel that is picking up steam bc I'm not generally in the haydur community.. But I've analyzed her cancer trolling backward and forward. I'm a spousal caretaker and won't put up with this. I do, as of today, think she has some kind of low grade (they can't stage it without a PET scan, which they couldn't do bc of her weight or a lymph node biopsy), endometrial cancer. But because of her weight her only option is a hysterectomy. I don't think she really ever had the option of Keytruda. I think that was Doc Google talking to her. She gave no f*cking info to her subs/haydurs, which is why people think she's lying AGAIN. I will be on her so hard until I see her go through the surgery. I DON"T CARE HOW MUCH FLACK I GET! Please let me know if I inadvertently break rules. Trust, it was unintentional.
Sounds awesome, tell us more plz.
 

raritycunt

destroy them with lazers
kiwifarms.net
I have a channel that is picking up steam bc I'm not generally in the haydur community.. But I've analyzed her cancer trolling backward and forward. I'm a spousal caretaker and won't put up with this. I do, as of today, think she has some kind of low grade (they can't stage it without a PET scan, which they couldn't do bc of her weight or a lymph node biopsy), endometrial cancer. But because of her weight her only option is a hysterectomy. I don't think she really ever had the option of Keytruda. I think that was Doc Google talking to her. She gave no f*cking info to her subs/haydurs, which is why people think she's lying AGAIN. I will be on her so hard until I see her go through the surgery. I DON"T CARE HOW MUCH FLACK I GET! Please let me know if I inadvertently break rules. Trust, it was unintentional.
Newbies never learn.
 

C3PBRO

YOUR AND IDIOT
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I love when the haydurs think they did something. This looks abominable. You want a medal for your dry/bland-ass salad, or are all the fatties in the comments saying “yum” because they want to look like healthy legends enough?
Wtf happened, I swear haydurs didn't always flex about their food this much. No One Fucking Cares, Food Edition;
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How to LARP as Paige Davison;
  • Beckying about dead relatives.
  • 🤷‍♀️😂🤣😂
  • "cancer doesn't make you a saint" ad infinitum
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Eric Townsend has upgraded ALR's "normal nbd" period to a "weird irregular period," women are finally growing a backbone and telling this mansplaining faggot to fuck off.
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The Facebook groups have spent weeks trying in every way to debunk ALR's cancer. Today she showed receipts, so hoes mad. They are scrambling to move the goalposts so my dude @hunnybuns and I will report back with loads of milk for sure. I am mostly waiting for Joey Kagan to wake up so we can see if he triples down or backpedals.
 

Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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My dude, that is NOT a "beautiful" plate. WTF is wrong with these people? World renowned chefs have been making videos during lockdown about how to prepare food - which includes plating it properly, you donkeys. Did you decide that all that free time should be spent in the Amberverse instead of learning something new, or reading a book or ten? FFS.
 

hunnybuns

kiwifarms.net
Wtf happened, I swear haydurs didn't always flex about their food this much. No One Fucking Cares, Food Edition;
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How to LARP as Paige Davison;
  • Beckying about dead relatives.
  • 🤷‍♀️😂🤣😂
  • "cancer doesn't make you a saint" ad infinitum
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Eric Townsend has upgraded ALR's "normal nbd" period to a "weird irregular period," women are finally growing a backbone and telling this mansplaining faggot to fuck off.
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The Facebook groups have spent weeks trying in every way to debunk ALR's cancer. Today she showed receipts, so hoes mad. They are scrambling to move the goalposts so my dude @hunnybuns and I will report back with loads of milk for sure. I am mostly waiting for Joey Kagan to wake up so we can see if he triples down or backpedals.
Paige wins biggest loser of the week, we get it your grandpa died of cancer, it’s almost as if most of us have to watch our grandparents die at some point!

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wow, you mean to tell me you’d trade an online stranger for your own loved one?! Here’s your 🏅
 
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hunnybuns

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I love how a collection of witless imbeciles are trying to out-edge and one-up one another over who can have the least amount of human sympathy because rain and petals eavesdrop I used the wrong pronoun.

Very entertaining.
just taking into account that 90% of the #facebookfatties that make fun of big al’s weight while being ginormous themselves, I’d be willing to bet a majority of the people bringing up rain and petals eavesdrop are the type of gorl to claim a guy looking at them on the street was assault/catcalling, or the type to cry “rain and petals eavesdrop” themselves when they regret a hookup.
 
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