Oh the malkI wish some of the facebookfatties who got their feelings hurt on the fanpage or whatever would go stalk the other members and post shit for their family to see. It could be like virtual reality belly bumping
Wait, can't this be dangerous? Like, ripping a hole in the space-time continuum dangerous? Where the hell is Gerard Butler, he's the guy that can take care of shit like this.WTF? I haven't cringed this hard since Amber posted her new lashes. These gals have exceeded Big Al's cringe. They have outcringed the cow they are mocking. Maximum cringe achieved, power down!
“Chris Griffin girlfriends” made me genuinely lol thoughlets play a game of is it meth, special needs, or fetal alcohol syndrome
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Maybe if Eric put half the energy and thought process he wastes on Big Al into his real life, he’d actually have a girlfriend instead of needing to jerk it to a 600lb lesbian
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Hot take (and I’m full on ready to be shit on for it): amber is a fat, shitty person but I will give her one thing: if she was thin, and had never been fat, she would probably have been at least half-way pretty.
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maybe it’s just irony, but none of the womyn that openly put ALR down for her looks are what I would call attractive, myself
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Big Al is prettier than a majority of the gorls in the FB group (which is extremely sad). But it’s even sadder that they’re all so insecure, and it’s showing.
Y’all might be right. I guess I’m banking on the fact that she does have nice eyes, assuming her hair would be a lot nicer if she wasn’t morbidly OBTUSE, and the fact that she’s not awful at makeup. Plus, with all the torrid hauls, I imagine if she was thin, she’d be halfway decent with fashion (maybe, this is all assumption.)I feel like the only person who doesn’t think she would be remotely attractive even if she was always thin. Not with her peter griffin chin and wart nose.
If Amber was a normal weight, she would be passably pretty - not pin up material but certainly not ugly.
But that isn't the case. By her own words, she's been obese from a very young age. She has never taken proper care of herself. Her diet is 99.9% garbage. She doesn't value fresh air, exercise, a stable routine; none of those or the many other ways adults look after themselves properly & her habit of not engaging in preventative care currently has her facing a situation no sane person would want to be dealing with.
Let's leave the cancer aside & pretend Amber wakes up, starts a sensible, long term diet for weight loss, slowly increases her physical activity & deals with all her health issues - known & unknown. Fast forward say... 3 years. If she's been consistent with her diet/exercise efforts, she might be down to 200 lbs. & if that seems miserly, I'm considering her lymphoedema. I have no idea how that will react to proper diet/exercise.
So let's put her at between 180-200 lbs. Fat beneath the skin of the face & neck is a Magic Eraser for wrinkles. If that fat goes away, she's not only going to have a large amount of loose skin but every wrinkle she's working on & she has a lot of light forehead lines already will age her decades.
She's not going to be able to achieve "in her 30s pretty" without a lot of plastic surgery. We don't know what's lurking under all that fat. Is her skeleton permanently messed up; can she ever walk normally? How much skin removal will she need? What facial procedures might she decide she needs, (other than idiotic lip plumpers), to look as good as she thinks she should.
I don't doubt many in the many hate groups would love nothing better than to see her remain unattractive but I suspect many if not most, are giving a fair assessment of what she might look like after a large weight loss.
She’s only good at winging her eyeliner, but her makeup skills are very subpar. Also, judging from the fact that she puts a hair mask on her skin and uses Cetaphil as a face cream tells me she doesn’t know anything about the products she uses, she either sees them on a random beauty youtuber’s video and buys them immediately on Amazon, or she receives them in the thousand of subscription boxes she’s subscribed to and just uses it. Also, I remember people complaining that she uses a blending brush to put on her eyeshadow, and her hands for the foundation.Y’all might be right. I guess I’m banking on the fact that she does have nice eyes, assuming her hair would be a lot nicer if she wasn’t morbidly OBTUSE, and the fact that she’s not awful at makeup.