Truly exceptional Haydurs of Facebook & Reddit - Flexing on Amberlynn like woah

Snufkin kin

Let’s go fill the internet with crime, come on!
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Good news guys, Eric Townsend is back from his short hiatus and the break has done wonderful things for his mental state.
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Eric's starting to get the Joey Kagan and Kevin Moore treatment, with haydurs calling out his screeds as obsessive and cringe.
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So I was chilling in a haydur group reading a thread explaining the definition of "lolcow" to some normies when this completely unrelated and unprovoked powerleveling appeared;
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Ok fatty, let's dig. Meet Melinda Burns;
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Melinda does a lot of whining about how he's got illnesses and conditions that prevent her from losing weight, and if only Amberlynn could stop being a bitch for 3 seconds, she'd realize how much luckier she is that she could lose weight if she actually tried. Except when I headed over to Melinda's Youtube channel M and J Inc;View attachment 1726882
It's nothing but getting stoned and eating beige food as far as the eye can see. As well as thumbnails containing her terrible "art" that makes me understand what it takes for someone to think Becky's grade school trash is any good;
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I can’t believe we’ve actually found a real life Becky simp.
 

C3PBRO

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Did you notice that Eric's picture came from the screenshot @some cunt posted on page 3 of the Panera Bread Mukbang thread?

He's stolen content from the Farms to post to the FB groups before, though he stopped when he was called out on it. Honestly maybe he should go back to stealing, because what he comes up with on his own is the sort of thing you'd see scrawled on a mental hospital wall in human shit.
 

EvaBraunsGhost

I was like - whuuuuut???
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Did you notice that Eric's picture came from the screenshot @some cunt posted on page 3 of the Panera Bread Mukbang thread?
It's a screenshot, it's hardly what I'd call 'exclusive content'

How does anyone know it's the same one?

I've often screenshot certain choice points in videos to find somebody has already posted them...🤷🏻‍♀️
 

some cunt

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Not to derail anything but since I see I have been tagged in this thread, I would like to comment that I am (thankfully) NOT Eric Townsend and am just some boring cunt who doesn't even possess a facebook account. If he's stolen content from the farms before, I guess that explains the picture in his post or if he just so happened to screenshot at a similar timestamp. Guess this is a good time to read through this thread and extend beyond the regular Amberverse!
 

C3PBRO

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It's a screenshot, it's hardly what I'd call 'exclusive content'

How does anyone know it's the same one?

I've often screenshot certain choice points in videos to find somebody has already posted them...🤷🏻‍♀️

No I agree it doesn't qualify as stolen content, and it's possible it's just an identical screenshot. I personally don't believe that to be the case because it wouldn't be his first offense. I just find it interesting that he may still be lurking the Farms, but hasn't apparently caught onto our laughing at him. Or he has, and for whatever reason sees no reason not to stop acting like a lunatic.

Speaking of lunatics, the Facebook groups have become especially bold, dipping their fingers in the poo and smearing it across their faces like war paint;
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The Virgin Ash Leigh vs the Chad Null...
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Fliddaroonie

I'm a spooky ghost! Whooooo!!! Ectoplasm!!!!
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Since when Facebook censors swearing? Is she making shit up or is it true?
As I understand it, it's not necessarily the no-no words that are an issue. It's more, if people see bad words in posts on a group, they report it. Too many reports can mean a group is Zucked and banned. I'm not on facebook or social media, but as I understand it, you'll often see groups telling people "pls no report, DM admins instead" because they prefer to tard-wrangle disputes and handle them "in house", so to speak, reports get the attention of FB staff and too many reports mean the group can be banned.


I could be wrong, so if anyone can shed any more light on this and correct me if needs be, please feel free.
 

Stanley_Buttkiss

Fashionably late to parties I wasn't invited to.
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Melinda does a lot of whining about how he's got illnesses and conditions that prevent her from losing weight, and if only Amberlynn could stop being a bitch for 3 seconds, she'd realize how much luckier she is that she could lose weight if she actually tried. Except when I headed over to Melinda's Youtube channel M and J Inc;

She even sounds fat - for fuck sakes. Less artwork and more cleaning, Melinda. Your house is disgusting.
 

beanbag in a hurry

good lord!
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She even sounds fat - for fuck sakes. Less artwork and more cleaning, Melinda. Your house is disgusting.
Is she cosplaying as Rudolph or what?
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Also, two more questions - how old is she and is he a methhead? To one of them we already know the answer.

 
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Stanley_Buttkiss

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C3PBRO

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Escaped souls of hell skulk upon the material plane, hiding within the flesh of mortals from the eyes of God from whence they can enact their nagging sins in peace. But by the merciful hands of the holy spirit, we are granted Flora Pruitt and her smartphone mirror tool.
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My favorite comment;
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Pineapple Fox

For conversations sake
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I never knew that I needed to see Chantal's face look like a vagina giving birth to herself but 2020 is a weird year.
 

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