Truly exceptional Haydurs of Facebook & Reddit - Flexing on Amber and Chantal like woah

[Lucille's Brands]

@Susucatdog decided to cause some shit on the ALR general thread (and even brought a friend @Gapingrewards from their Facebook group!). The person’s Reddit was already posted (thanks to @Pineapple Fox

Here’s what I could find in 20 whole minutes before bed:
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So you live or lived near here:
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Makes sense since you frequent HEB next to the Sees Candy off Research Blvd:
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Oh, and your boyfriend works “near” the Target in the same area:
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To recap, @Susucatdog is an approximately 44-year-old living in Austin, Texas (possibly with her boyfriend), has diabetes and has tried metformin, has only moved to Austin in the last 5 years, and is definitely fat.

Susucatdog, A.K.A. Tiffany (Joy) Suchta, moved from Spanish Fork, Utah, turns 45 on 2nd July this year. She lives/lived at Brownie Dr, Austin, TX, which is adjacent to Golfsmith International.
Her boyfriend, Vincent, works at R&R Discount Furniture North, in the same retail center as Target.

Her Instagram is TiffJoys, she has 4k followers.
She has a cat, Tiramisu, or Susu, and a chihuahua called Gigi.
Tiffany likes crochet, comic con, Buffy to name a few. She's been known to dabble with danger hair, has an octopus tattooed on her right foot, and mentions Bundy and Ramirez cause 'edgy'.

I didn't find this TikTok 32k followers account, as frankly, I'd had enough at that stage.

Now you've been doxxed. Trot on back to Reddit.
May I suggest 'Gigidogcat' for your new, untraceable username?

Spoiler: Screenshots a plenty

The second hashtag. You said it..

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Big surprise she's burning the coal. No wonder the Mormons don't want her.

ETA: my bad, he's just a dark Hispanic baseball cap salesman who hilariously has no mention of her whatsoever on his twitter, rightfully ashamed of his old slam pig.

 

[formerfatcow]

Susucatdog, A.K.A. Tiffany (Joy) Suchta, moved from Spanish Fork, Utah, turns 45 on 2nd July this year. She lives/lived at Brownie Dr, Austin, TX, which is adjacent to Golfsmith International.
Her boyfriend, Vincent, works at R&R Discount Furniture North, in the same retail center as Target.

Her Instagram is TiffJoys, she has 4k followers.
She has a cat, Tiramisu, or Susu, and a chihuahua called Gigi.
Tiffany likes crochet, comic con, Buffy to name a few. She's been known to dabble with danger hair, has an octopus tattooed on her right foot, and mentions Bundy and Ramirez cause 'edgy'.

I didn't find this TikTok 32k followers account, as frankly, I'd had enough at that stage.

Now you've been doxxed. Trot on back to Reddit.
May I suggest 'Gigidogcat' for your new, untraceable username?

Spoiler: Screenshots a plenty

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The second hashtag. You said it..

Found her TikTok, a whopping 1729 58 followers.

none of the videos are worth archiving, they’re all of her cat. But there’s numerous items in the videos that are identical to items in her Instagram posts, and she uses the hashtag #susucat.

edit: just to add to the evidence, less than 2 hours since this was shared, she set her account to private.

Her Instagram is also now private

 

[Pengsoo]

Found her TikTok, a whopping 1729 followers.
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even funnier - 1729 is the number of people she follows. She has 58 followers…

 

[RandallBoggs]

[MATI] Well, like that last one, she doesn't actually want ALR memes/pics/quotes/lawl — she could find those easily without asking for people's help. She wants attention for her dumb dead animal. She no doubt made a similar message in every other FB group she's a part of, 'cause we live in an age where we can't let our grief go unnoticed for even a second.

Man, I hate this fucking shit. It's supposed to be a funny group, yet its members insist on being dour, attention-whoring, and unfunny every single day. I wish people saw through this garbage and the Admins took the proper measures to discourage it. They don't even have to be rude about it, they could just say that this kind of post is inappropriate for their funny group and this is about Amber, not you. There's a reason why Kiwi Farms discourages this kind of talk because it isn't interesting, nor is it funny.

They won't do that because they genuinely believe hating on a deathfat together is somehow a bonding experience and they're all one big supportive family.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

Ah, Tiffany was so very unbothered over on Reddit, yet continued to post about it, before calling the whole thing Farmer baiting, and deleting.

The Susucatdog profile is gone on Reddit, as is the LinkedIn profile.

KF User Susucatdog appears to be extremely limited, if not deleted, here.

Her Facebook past profile photos, cover photos, about etc has all been limited as much as possible.

Tiffany has been a busy little bee in the last 7 or 8 hours.
Too late, love, you left breadcrumbs the size of loaves all over the Internet, and we've had our fun.

Feel free to tell all the Exceptional Haydurs about it, though. We'll see that, too.

Maybe next time you'll think twice before throwing your 'ample carraige' around, in places you most definitely don't belong..

Spoiler: Interweb safety, kids

E - spelling

 

[RandallBoggs]

Ah, Tiffany was so very unbothered over on Reddit, yet continued to post about it, before calling the whole thing Farmer baiting, and deleting.

The Susucatdog profile is gone on Reddit, as is the LinkedIn profile.

KF User Susucatdog appears to be extremely limited, if not deleted, here.

Her Facebook past profile photos, cover photos, about etc has all been limited as much as possible.

Tiffany has been a busy little bee in the last 7 or 8 hours.
Too late, love, you left breadcrumbs the size of loaves all over the Internet, and we've had our fun.

Feel free to tell all the Exceptional Haydurs about it, though. We'll see that, too.

Maybe next time you'll think twice before throwing your 'amble carraige' around, in places you most definitely don't belong..

Spoiler: Interweb safety, kids

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Some true classics in here
- They read my public comment history ergo they're crazy stalkers
- Guys I wasn't actually suicide baiting this was a social experiment
- I totally wasn't trying to join KF to out-sass the Farmers™ and have my squad cheer me on how much of a bad bitch I am, I was just drunk posting ok
- DAAAAAAAXINGGGG
- "Your insults don't bother me and I've been fucking with you this whole time" smash cut to "I got bullied on KF and now I wanna kill myself"

 

[C3PBRO]

Kelsey Griffin, a sadbrained vegan with ratty dreads and muh cunditiuns would like you to know that she mowed her lawn while fat and that makes her better than Amber.

Spoiler: Attached images

Complete with a video of her ferrying her gunt and beetus feet in dirty PJ's across her lawn in Hicksville Mississippi. "Haha" indeed.

Here are some pictures of her from her Facebook. She looks exactly like Amber during her emo snake-bites phase, but fatter.

And here's her dox on her vaccination card, since she was stupid enough to post it. Not that doxing her would matter I think, because just a glance at her tells me she's useless and unemployable.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I remember this a bit differently. The way I recall it is, she was a petty tyrant mad with the power only a mod tag can provide and she got ran the fuck out when the peasants rebelled and cracked her head for being power tripping bitch.

 

[RandallBoggs]

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I remember this a bit differently. The way I recall it is, she was a petty tyrant mad with the power only a mod tag can provide and she got ran the fuck out when the peasants rebelled and cracked her head for being power tripping bitch.

Holy fuck I didn't even notice the name, I remember this bitch! What fucking art, you got exiled for getting a power trip over being a reddit mod lmao don't try to retcon history now. She purged all her posts but I'm sure the recap is somewhere deep in the ALR threads. On a funny note I tried looking for archives and the only post I found was her sarcastically ebegging for cock on MGTOW, was she trying to be a lol XD epic troll? Tragic

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

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I remember this a bit differently. The way I recall it is, she was a petty tyrant mad with the power only a mod tag can provide and she got ran the fuck out when the peasants rebelled and cracked her head for being power tripping bitch.

Could be a parody account. She spelled Mama with one m. Did a quick google and she's still using the same name and teaches an online course in illustration (Ha!) that no one has signed up for on a shitty Skillshare knockoff website. https://www.domestika.org/en/mamafreethinker
her twitter hasn't been active in a year https://twitter.com/MamaFreethinker

 

[Luna Mothews]

Tiffany is fat and I would not have sex with her

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Could be a parody account. She spelled Mama with one m. Did a quick google and she's still using the same name and teaches an online course in illustration (Ha!) that no one has signed up for on a shitty Skillshare knockoff website. https://www.domestika.org/en/mamafreethinker
her twitter hasn't been active in a year https://twitter.com/MamaFreethinker

I can't find her old MamaFreeThinker account on reddit, so she may have deleted it, but I have no fucking idea how to reddit.

She got dark roasted in ALR before this thread was made and chimped the fuck out. Her IG was nothing but bad art, white girl dreadlocks, and spending a fortune on delivery meals and torrid hauls to flex on Amber.

Here's an old archive of one.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Could be a parody account. She spelled Mama with one m. Did a quick google and she's still using the same name and teaches an online course in illustration (Ha!) that no one has signed up for on a shitty Skillshare knockoff website. https://www.domestika.org/en/mamafreethinker
her twitter hasn't been active in a year https://twitter.com/MamaFreethinker

That or she deleted the account and made an alt, since the Mamma account was only made a year ago. You'd have to be insanely autistic if you're still larping as some moron reddit mod for shits and giggles 2 whole years after she was even relevant, but then again I wouldn't expect less from the haydurs.

 

[Itspinklava]

NotJustAnotherVegasDoll posted a selfie in her super special discord today. She looks much darker and fatter than the user pic she has for Chantal’s VIB chat

Spoiler: Bigger pic

 

[Lucille's Brands]

Finally, a haydur making an amusing, yet useful meme, and shared across multiple haydur groups.




I'm looking forward to the follow ups 'What combined Lynn weigh in's match your Social Security number?' and 'What Ambersverse orbiter is your Mom's maiden name?'

 

[Luna Mothews]

If you were in the amberverse what would your credit card PIN be?

 

[RandallBoggs]

Haydurs: omg they're doxing and stalking us!!!!! Now my whole family knows I bully a fattie on the internet and my embarrassing pictures are archived forever I'm devastated!!!
Also haydurs: here's my full name, street address, workplace, pictures of my toddlers, medical history, the guy I fucked in high school, my dead grandma...