Truly exceptional Haydurs of Facebook & Reddit - Flexing on Amberlynn like woah

Moonpie

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Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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Sorry I wasn’t sure if I should add to my previous post since it’s the same person or make a new one (you can yell at me if you wish) but i forgot I had a screenshot of another one of her posts I took awhile back.
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“A normal face” :story:
Hamber was better when she had a semblance of a neck. Every snap of her now looks like her head is a big fat moon, untethered from her body, just floating there like an appalling and horrifying hot air balloon.
 

ADHD

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Hamber was better when she had a semblance of a neck. Every snap of her now looks like her head is a big fat moon, untethered from her body, just floating there like an appalling and horrifying hot air balloon.
Was Amber even as fat as Elizabeth Nally when she was 18/19 years old? Elizabeth might end up being even fatter than Amber by the time she's the age Amber is now.

I'll give her this much: she still has human shaped ankles. For now.
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CrunchyQueefTaco

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decided to waddle into the subreddit and saw this comment on a post discussing whether amber could fit into a winter coat and whether torrid sold any big enough - comments like this one always give me a nice lil giggle.

“my specialty fat bitch store sure does sell coats for big ol fatties! i personally own three of torrids specialty fat bitch coats! however amber will need to go to a whole other specialty fat bitch store cos she can’t possibly fit into the same petite 6X i do!”
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decided to waddle into the subreddit and saw this comment on a post discussing whether amber could fit into a winter coat and whether torrid sold any big enough - comments like this one always give me a nice lil giggle.

“my specialty fat bitch store sure does sell coats for big ol fatties! i personally own three of torrids specialty fat bitch coats! however amber will need to go to a whole other specialty fat bitch store cos she can’t possibly fit into the same petite 6X i do!”
Aw I feel special. how funny I got a mention since I love this thread. while your interpretation was not what I was going for with my reply...people were clutching pearls as though AL is the first big bitch ever they couldn't possibly make coats but enough...🙄... I'm gonna count this one as a win
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decided to waddle into the subreddit and saw this comment on a post discussing whether amber could fit into a winter coat and whether torrid sold any big enough - comments like this one always give me a nice lil giggle.

“my specialty fat bitch store sure does sell coats for big ol fatties! i personally own three of torrids specialty fat bitch coats! however amber will need to go to a whole other specialty fat bitch store cos she can’t possibly fit into the same petite 6X i do!”
My point was that torrid makes human size clothes, and AL needs bigger. I don't need to flex on the stupid bitch I just love Torrid.
 

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Aw I feel special. how funny I got a mention since I love this thread. while your interpretation was not what I was going for with my reply...people were clutching pearls as though AL is the first big bitch ever they couldn't possibly make coats but enough...🙄... I'm gonna count this one as a win


My point was that torrid makes human size clothes, and AL needs bigger. I don't need to flex on the stupid bitch I just love Torrid.
Nice try but we've all seen the size chart. Torrid doesn't make anything below fat cunt sizes, you fat cunt now fuck off back to reddit
 

YOUR MOM

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Aw I feel special. how funny I got a mention since I love this thread. while your interpretation was not what I was going for with my reply...people were clutching pearls as though AL is the first big bitch ever they couldn't possibly make coats but enough...🙄... I'm gonna count this one as a win


My point was that torrid makes human size clothes, and AL needs bigger. I don't need to flex on the stupid bitch I just love Torrid.
You signed up just for this post? Can you link us to your posts in the Facebook hate crew? Maybe that will help.
 

moron

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Aw I feel special. how funny I got a mention since I love this thread. while your interpretation was not what I was going for with my reply...people were clutching pearls as though AL is the first big bitch ever they couldn't possibly make coats but enough...🙄... I'm gonna count this one as a win


My point was that torrid makes human size clothes, and AL needs bigger. I don't need to flex on the stupid bitch I just love Torrid.
Lose weight and lurk more dude
 

Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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Was Amber even as fat as Elizabeth Nally when she was 18/19 years old? Elizabeth might end up being even fatter than Amber by the time she's the age Amber is now.

I'll give her this much: she still has human shaped ankles. For now.
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Big Al did claim to be about 300 ellbees in her teens, so this gal here has a fighting chance to take Al's place when she inevitably expires in a flash of hot cheetoh dust and ernge chick-en.
 
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