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Godzilla@1989

Marlon Brando's eyes!
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So a shit candidate who lost out the Texas senate to Ted Cruz despite massive shilling from the media is now running for President.

If people think he has a shot as president, he sure as shit doesn’t.

I said this before in this and other threads but Beto is the white version of Obama; panders to the far left progressives in order to get their votes and then shills for the rich elites.
 

Cosmug

Gay Niggers from Ultra Space
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The answer to the question of if Trump will win in 2020 is the inverse to the answer to the question of if the left has learned a damn thing.
Who is he running against at this point? Is there even a frontrunner or is it nothing but a bunch of Whodats elbowing each other to break into the mid-teens percentile of support? We’re coming up on a time where people start deciding whose campaigns they donate to. Commercials might start filming soon. Trump is still winning by default because he’s running against Generic Democrat Candidate.
 

Vorhtbame

Dame Pumpernickel the Crusty
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Who is he running against at this point? Is there even a frontrunner or is it nothing but a bunch of Whodats elbowing each other to break into the mid-teens percentile of support? We’re coming up on a time where people start deciding whose campaigns they donate to. Commercials might start filming soon. Trump is still winning by default because he’s running against Generic Democrat Candidate.
Unfortunately, a fair number of young folks I know have already been donating to Sanders. (When I ask them if they've ever been to Venezuela, they call me hateful. I'm so optimistic for America's future...)
 

HeyYou

seriousposter
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Unfortunately, a fair number of young folks I know have already been donating to Sanders. (When I ask them if they've ever been to Venezuela, they call me hateful. I'm so optimistic for America's future...)
I honestly wouldn't mind Sanders too much, he's no AOC. He's been pretty normal in his voting record. As president, I wouldn't be surprised if he went normal neoliberal dem.
 

DanteAlighieri

Anti authoritarian asshole asshole
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Who is he running against at this point? Is there even a frontrunner or is it nothing but a bunch of Whodats elbowing each other to break into the mid-teens percentile of support? We’re coming up on a time where people start deciding whose campaigns they donate to. Commercials might start filming soon. Trump is still winning by default because he’s running against Generic Democrat Candidate.
Joe Biden seems to be the sleeper choice, but the progressives will only vote for Kamala Harris, Tulsi Gabbard, and maybe Cory Booker. None of which have what it takes to win. The DNC establishment will likely back Joe Biden or Kamala Harris.
 
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Vorhtbame

Dame Pumpernickel the Crusty
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If they back Biden, they'll have to work double time to hide all those pictures and videos of him smelling little girls' hair.
A montage of all those pictures to the tune of Democrats talking about men in power getting away with sexual harassment would be a super-easy ad to run against him.
 

Jigglyjogglers

The Doctor Bashir guy
True & Honest Fan
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The funny thing is I have no doubt that Trump absolutely would game the system for his kids in this manner if the opportunity ever came up, but the fact is he never actually did, and as of now the idea that you would've done something if it was both necessary and you could get away with it isn't actually a crime (which is why I've never robbed a bank)
He wouldn't have to, he could get his kids in the old-fashioned way, buying a new library for the school or whatever. Rich people of every persuasion have been doing that to get their kids into college for as long as colleges have been making pretenses of only accepting students on academic grounds, most likely. This is a mocked but 100% accepted way of getting kids in. The difference in this current thing is that it involved falsification of records, hidden bribery (the IRS is gonna love that), and corruption of SAT proctors which hasn't been getting nearly as much play but is probably the biggest eyebrow-raiser of the whole thing. It all happened in the shadows and behind closed doors, rich donors dumping money into colleges and universities is blatant and no one hides it. The only reason anyone's trying to tie this to Trump is pure "Cheating to get into college BAD! Orange man BAD! ORANGE MAN CHEAT TO GET INTO COLLEGE!"
 

Godzilla@1989

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If they back Biden, they'll have to work double time to hide all those pictures and videos of him smelling little girls' hair.
If Biden's the nominee, you know his campaign will pander with the nostalgia nonsense such as "remember the good days!" I think that's going to back fire hard, especially on the progressives since they felt betrayed by Obama.
 

Freddy Freaker

Here's the party freak
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I have two normie friends who barely pay attention to news or maybe what celebs say on twitter. Apparently they still support Bernie, claim they aren't aware of how he bent the knee to Hillary, and one of them... Well...
Exceptional Azn said:
Well Danny DeVito says he's a cool guy and if Danny DeVito likes him I like him
So much for Asians being smart
 

TowinKarz

Thoroughly Unimpressed
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Joe Biden seems to be the sleeper choice, but the progressives will only vote for Kamala Harris, Tulsi Gabbard, and maybe Cory Booker. None of which have what it takes to win. The DNC establishment will likely back Joe Biden or Kamala Harris.
It will probably whittle down to those two. Then, the Biden-Harris schism will be the Hillary-Sanders II moment when they fall apart because the ideologues will vote for the strong POC non-white not-male candidate, and the sane business/money wing will vote for the one with tenable policy, at least comparied to pure pie-in-the-sky things like AOC's GND or "Thousand slackerbux a month for eveyrone!" socialist-populism.

Whoever prevails, the losing side of the power struggle will not throw-in behind the nominee out of party solidarity, accusing the others of being traitors to progressivism.

They'll stay home, vote renegade third-party, or even opposition out of spite, and the fractious mess loses to a unified Trump-led opposition with no strikes against it that aren't the doing of an obstructionist Congress and the power of incumbency.
 
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SiccDicc

Ratatatatatatatatatat!
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I have two normie friends who barely pay attention to news or maybe what celebs say on twitter. Apparently they still support Bernie, claim they aren't aware of how he bent the knee to Hillary, and one of them... Well...


So much for Asians being smart
Try telling them Bernie mentored AOC. Yes, the one behind Green New Deal and the one living in a very expensive apartment building.
 

Capsaicin Addict

Just a fellow who loves spicy food.
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It will probably whittle down to those two. Then, the Biden-Harris schism will be the Hillary-Sanders II moment when they fall apart because the ideologues will vote for the strong POC non-white not-male candidate, and the sane business/money wing will vote for the one with tenable policy, at least comparied to pure pie-in-the-sky things like AOC's GND or "Thousand slackerbux a month for eveyrone!" socialist-populism.

Whoever prevails, the losing side of the power struggle will not throw-in behind the nominee out of party solidarity, accusing the others of being traitors to progressivism.

They'll stay home, vote renegade third-party, or even opposition out of spite, and the fractious mess loses to a unified Trump-led opposition with no strikes against it that aren't the doing of an obstructionist Congress and the power of incumbency.
Harris has to work on counterbalancing her idpol against her time as a California prosecutor. Expect the other hard-lefties to whack her knuckles on that one unless they're paid off.

Biden, of course, is (a) old, (b) white, (c) not particularly intelligent, and (d) would be annihilated under a tidal wave of video showing him getting handsy with ladies of many ages. If he runs any kind of serious campaign I'd be shocked.

Bernie has some prospects (particularly if he can get AOC to back him), but again, old and white. Worse, there are probably 2016 backers still asking why he sold out for a house.

Gillibrand's campaign may have died before it even left the dock, with her unwillingness to fire someone who was sexually harassing women on her staff. Oops. Guess Gillibrand doesn't #believeallwomen.

I'm still waiting to see if Howard Schultz hits the field and what the reaction will be. I honestly think he'd be the Dems' best bet to unseat Trump, simply because he can face off against Trump on a business level as well as political. Which of course means the radleft Dems will refuse to support him. Derp.

Klobuchar and Gabbard are practically nonentities, though they might snag the VP slot by virtue of being such.

Beta O'Rourke (no, that's NOT a typo) already lost once to Ted Cruz. Can't see him making much headway.

It's gonna be fun. Buy popcorn futures.
 

Cosmug

Gay Niggers from Ultra Space
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It will probably whittle down to those two. Then, the Biden-Harris schism will be the Hillary-Sanders II moment when they fall apart because the ideologues will vote for the strong POC non-white not-male candidate, and the sane business/money wing will vote for the one with tenable policy, at least comparied to pure pie-in-the-sky things like AOC's GND or "Thousand slackerbux a month for eveyrone!" socialist-populism.

Whoever prevails, the losing side of the power struggle will not throw-in behind the nominee out of party solidarity, accusing the others of being traitors to progressivism.

They'll stay home, vote renegade third-party, or even opposition out of spite, and the fractious mess loses to a unified Trump-led opposition with no strikes against it that aren't the doing of an obstructionist Congress and the power of incumbency.
I’m now looking forward to the YangBanger salt explosion when this UBI idea gets nipped by the more radical candidate, probably Harris, who loses the support of the money party and pulls a Sanders cuckout two.
 

It's HK-47

Meatbag's Bounty of Bodies
True & Honest Fan
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Oh no Beto is going to run for president. Truly the end of DRUMPF!
Someone on Twitter compiled a nice list of some of the best headlines from the media's Beto Dick-Sucking Contest in 2018. The amount of messiah-like attention that they constantly slathered on this dust-faced nobody genuinely made me feel sick. He's not even the slightest bit charismatic, his face makes him look like a hollow corpse, and not a single person could tell me a single one of his campaign stances, but there they went, parading him around like he was the second-coming of Christ.

 

Freddy Freaker

Here's the party freak
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Someone on Twitter compiled a nice list of some of the best headlines from the media's Beto Dick-Sucking Contest in 2018. The amount of messiah-like attention that they constantly slathered on this dust-faced nobody genuinely made me feel sick. He's not even the slightest bit charismatic, his face makes him look like a hollow corpse, and not a single person could tell me a single one of his campaign stances, but there they went, parading him around like he was the second-coming of Christ.

Beggorah, me laddies! I'm totally just a wee mexican like you! Up the Ra-za!
 

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