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Giant robot Trump tweeting on toilet while shouting 'I'm a very stable genius' shipped to UK for protests
Ahead of Donald Trump’s controversial state visit to the UK next month, protesters are wasting no time in preparing the most imaginative means possible of ridiculing the US president.

Step forward “Dumping Trump”, an enormous robot rendering of the president astride a golden lavatory, smartphone in hand, trousers down and with his long red tie dangling into the bowl between his thighs.
The 4.9 metre (16 foot) high machine also has an audio function which reproduces some of Mr Trump’s most famous pronouncements, including: “No collusion”, “a witch-hunt”, “you are fake news” and “I’m a very stable genius.”

It also makes fart noises.

The machine was designed by US science writer and dinosaur expert Don Lessem, who was an advisor on Jurassic Park and has previously built animatronic dinosaurs.

It is currently in China but is being sent to London in time for Mr Trump’s June arrival.

It’s being shipped “on a freighter whose name I won’t disclose for fear Trump will bomb it,” Mr Lessem told The Daily Kos.

“My goal is to create this year’s attention-getting and bile-producing sequel to the Trump baby balloon, and one that could be more easily deployed at rallies all over the world,” he said.

"I think we need a focus to our rage, and as many and large reminders as possible of what a disgusting disgrace this oaf is to humanity.”

Last year’s Trump baby balloon – an inflatable 6-metre replica of the president wearing a nappy and holding a smartphone – was flown in London during the president’s last visit.

There are reportedly plans afoot to fly a balloon five times larger than its predecessor.
Mayor of London Sadiq Khan has said any request to fly such a balloon would be subjected to the same rules as last year – which gave the protest balloon the official green light.

Mr Trump is expected to spend part of his visit at Buckingham Palace where a state banquet will be staged in his honour, but he will not be staying at the Queen’s royal residence.

Prime Minister Theresa May hailed the visit – planned for 3 June to 5 June – as a chance for the UK and the US “to strengthen our already close relationship”.

The White House said it would “reaffirm the steadfast and special relationship” between the two nations.
 

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Giant robot Trump tweeting on toilet while shouting 'I'm a very stable genius' shipped to UK for protests
You know for a country that gave us Monty Python, Are You Being Served? Last of the Summer Wine, Black Adder, Red Dwarf, Keeping up Appearances Waiting for God and Father Ted you'd think they come up with something more wittier. Oh who am I kidding, this is the country that now thinks Mrs. Brown's Boys is the greatest thing ever
 

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Fox News didn't always spend its time on Obama just like MSNBC (used to) didn't always spend its time on saying "MUH BAD BUSH". The news had more variety. From what I heard from Brian Stelter, they treat everything new that Trump does as part of reporting a "crisis", which is why it's 24/7 ORANGE MAN BAD. Fox News, during the Obama presidency, didn't do that with Obama, but they were heavily and negatively critical of Obama (though critical in some areas where they needed to be, other times for unnecessary catering tactics). Which is what tied people over. They didn't say Obama's presidency was the apocalypse. They just put his ass on a platter and panned him for being stupid.
Nah, Fox did their fair share of stupid shit during the Obama years. Melting down over birtherism, his goddamned tan suit, terrorist fist jab...

None of that even matters. Fox ignored the real issues. I still deal with patients who bitch about Obamacare even though their real issue is arcane Medicare regulations (which is almost always spinning the roulette wheel and wondering if an obs stay will be covered or not, fucking Medicare.)

Fox told them Obamacare was bad and they're gonna parrot it until they're six feet under but they don't know why and it doesn't even apply to them but god damn it, bad!
 

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Vorhtbame

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Why aren't people embarrassed by this? This is like screaming and smearing your own shit on the walls tier nonsense. Is shame not a thing anymore?
Shame is a thing, and it's the worst thing ever. "X-shaming", for any value of "x", is the card you play when someone has pointed out that your behavior is foolish at best and antisocial at worst, and has put you directly in line for the negative consequences you're trying to avoid.
 

The Pink Panther

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Nah, Fox did their fair share of stupid shit during the Obama years. Melting down over birtherism, his goddamned tan suit, terrorist fist jab...

None of that even matters. Fox ignored the real issues. I still deal with patients who bitch about Obamacare even though their real issue is arcane Medicare regulations (which is almost always spinning the roulette wheel and wondering if an obs stay will be covered or not, fucking Medicare.)

Fox told them Obamacare was bad and they're gonna parrot it until they're six feet under but they don't know why and it doesn't even apply to them but god damn it, bad!
Yeah, but it was never to a point where everything they theorized about Obama was considered some sort of a crisis everytime.
 

MirrorNoir

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So basically when Fox was reporting on Obama they’d tell the truth on what Obama did or said and then go off on a “here’s why that makes him a Muslim commie traitor motherfucker” tangent? The actual facts of the story were true while they just covered it up with a shit load of opinions nobody needs? While CNN just straight up invents stuff Trump said or did?

If so fuck both of them but fuck cnn more then
It's more (and this is something Matt Taibbi has been pushing a lot recently in his writings, much to the anger of his fellow journalist friends) the following:

1. You'll occasionally see right wing media go after legit left wing scandals the left will try and memory hole/spin to the left's advantage and fuck ups and vice versa left wing media go after right wing scandals that the right will try and memory hole/spin to the right's advantage.

2. The lunatic left in the media have gone so far off the deep end, covering for their own lunatic fringe, that it's become the very same monster they have spent the last 19 years decrying Fox News of becoming.

It should also be noted that Taibbi put more emphasis on right wing print/online journalism doing actual work of value and Fox News still having longstanding issues in terms of being a mirror to the hell MSNBC and CNN has become. But in general, Taibbi has been making the big case that you literally have to consume BOTH right and left wing reporting these days due to how corrupt modern journalism is and how neither side will cover anything that would make their team look bad.
 
Nah, Fox did their fair share of stupid shit during the Obama years. Melting down over birtherism, his goddamned tan suit, terrorist fist jab...

None of that even matters. Fox ignored the real issues. I still deal with patients who bitch about Obamacare even though their real issue is arcane Medicare regulations (which is almost always spinning the roulette wheel and wondering if an obs stay will be covered or not, fucking Medicare.)

Fox told them Obamacare was bad and they're gonna parrot it until they're six feet under but they don't know why and it doesn't even apply to them but god damn it, bad!
Obamacare was and is garbage. Plus unconstitutional. Why not just make a law against being sick and declare you've solved disease.
 

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"it wuz unconstitutional" is basically the last gasp of libertarian basement dwellers so try again if you want to critique the ACA.

you might hit the target next time
Um... but that's literally the point of the USA. Constitutional first, then other considerations after.

Otherwise you may as well bring back slavery or make hate speech illegal. After all "'that's unconstitutional' is the last gasp of libertarian basement dwellers."
 

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Just be clear: If the Justice Department officials violated the law - as it appears they did with the FISA warrants established on illegitimate claims - then they're going to prison, because that's how the law works. You can scream about it all you want, but treason is treason no matter who the person is.
 

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Just be clear: If the Justice Department officials violated the law - as it appears they did with the FISA warrants established on illegitimate claims - then they're going to prison, because that's how the law works. You can scream about it all you want, but treason is treason no matter who the person is.
The only reason why they're probably so worked up over this is that this could potentially put the whole Democratic Party in the legal crosshairs.

If William Barr does find anything then the Democratic Party will be running scared and sweating profusely in the aftermath.
 

BubbleButt

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Just be clear: If the Justice Department officials violated the law - as it appears they did with the FISA warrants established on illegitimate claims - then they're going to prison, because that's how the law works. You can scream about it all you want, but treason is treason no matter who the person is.
It's like Fry said, "A deal's a deal even with a dirty dealer."
 

Super-Chevy454

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The only reason why they're probably so worked up over this is that this could potentially put the whole Democratic Party in the legal crosshairs.

If William Barr does find anything then the Democratic Party will be running scared and sweating profusely in the aftermath.
I hope William Barr won't get an "accident" or will not commit "suicide" with some "help".
 
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