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Sweet and Savoury

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Uncle Bernie shoulda seen this coming....

After all Hitler did declare native americans to be honorary aryans so Cherokee Liz is only returning the favor to her people's ancestral ally by striking at the eternal jew with her tomahawk of woke justice
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My guess is neither would accept the other as Binden's VP choice.

Either that or they each offered the other one the VP slot to tag team Binden but egos got in the way when both Bernie and Warren wanted top billing.

Either way Bernie ain't getting the nod now for sure and hopefully he spitefully tries to split off his voters to ensure another Trump wins. This way he can say I told you so for the rest of his short life.
 

Judge Holden

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My guess is neither would accept the other as Binden's VP choice.

Either that or they each offered the other one the VP slot to tag team Binden but egos got in the way when both Bernie and Warren wanted top billing.

Either way Bernie ain't getting the nod now for sure and hopefully he spitefully tries to split off his voters to ensure another Trump wins. This way he can say I told you so for the rest of his short life.
I suspect its just the old "warren is a moronic opportunist who will immediately say and do anything her interns tell her will get her ahead in the polls without thinking about the consequences or how badly it will screw her over down the line" thing rearing its head again.

Im guessing one of the old hillary staffers on her team told her that smearing Bernie as an evil old white male misogynist would immediately tank his campaign and ensure she instantly gets all his supporters on her team forever as the one true progressive candidate, and she went along with this without a second thought despite how obvious it would be for anyone paying attention that this would fall apart within moments of it hitting the news cycle given how she is only now mentioning this sthuper important damning info on Bernie after months of cosying up to him and given how it completely contradicts bernies own record and his open endorsement and support of other female candidates.

Question is, given how badly this seems to have played out for her if what im seeing is correct, will she now abruptly try and backpedal and grovel before da boin in order to win back support, or will she double down and declare bernie an alt right sympathiser who is angry that he was beaten by a woman in 2016?
 

thismanlies

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Is that why #CNNisTrash and #CNNisFakeNews is trending?
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CNN: Sanders, did you ever state that you want to murder all black babies?
Sanders: No!
CNN: Warren, what was your response to Sanders saying he wants to murder all black babies?



 

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Jigglyjogglers

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On the splitting California issue, my guess is they'd try to pull some of the most blatant gerrymandering in history over it. While most states are kind of squares or rectangles with squiggly bits around the edges or whatnot, the split-up California states would look like when a seven-year-old tries to create their first jigsaw puzzle and thinks that making all sorts of long protrusions into the other pieces is clever. They'd try to include one or more massive blue cities in each new state to make sure the suburban/rural plebes didn't get it into their heads that their votes meant anything, even if it meant sending a 100+ mile pseudopod out of one new state and into another.
 

heyitsmike

The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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On the splitting California issue, my guess is they'd try to pull some of the most blatant gerrymandering in history over it. While most states are kind of squares or rectangles with squiggly bits around the edges or whatnot, the split-up California states would look like when a seven-year-old tries to create their first jigsaw puzzle and thinks that making all sorts of long protrusions into the other pieces is clever. They'd try to include one or more massive blue cities in each new state to make sure the suburban/rural plebes didn't get it into their heads that their votes meant anything, even if it meant sending a 100+ mile pseudopod out of one new state and into another.
Pshhh! Dontcha know only the dirty, dirty Republicans gerrymander? /s
 

No Ma'ams Land

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CNN: Sanders, did you ever state that you want to murder all black babies?
Sanders: No!
CNN: Warren, what was your response to Sanders saying he wants to murder all black babies?



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This should go into a time capsule and be opened in 2030, after CNN is destroyed and its employees scattered to the coding bins of history.
 

Flexo

Robot brothers, the time has come...
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On the splitting California issue, my guess is they'd try to pull some of the most blatant gerrymandering in history over it. While most states are kind of squares or rectangles with squiggly bits around the edges or whatnot, the split-up California states would look like when a seven-year-old tries to create their first jigsaw puzzle and thinks that making all sorts of long protrusions into the other pieces is clever. They'd try to include one or more massive blue cities in each new state to make sure the suburban/rural plebes didn't get it into their heads that their votes meant anything, even if it meant sending a 100+ mile pseudopod out of one new state and into another.
You do onow the squiggly bits are usually rivers or other natural barriers, right?

But yes, I've also seen a 6 state solution that just so happens to have 1 of California's 6 largest cities in each state. Funny that...
 

Sumdood

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I suspect its just the old "warren is a moronic opportunist who will immediately say and do anything her interns tell her will get her ahead in the polls without thinking about the consequences or how badly it will screw her over down the line" thing rearing its head again.

Im guessing one of the old hillary staffers on her team told her that smearing Bernie as an evil old white male misogynist would immediately tank his campaign and ensure she instantly gets all his supporters on her team forever as the one true progressive candidate, and she went along with this without a second thought despite how obvious it would be for anyone paying attention that this would fall apart within moments of it hitting the news cycle given how she is only now mentioning this sthuper important damning info on Bernie after months of cosying up to him and given how it completely contradicts bernies own record and his open endorsement and support of other female candidates.
Pretty much this. She’s an idiot scrambling for an advantage no matter how transparent it is, counting on her checkmark stans to silence people pointing out the obvious with “Sexist!” bellyaching.
 
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Jigglyjogglers

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You do onow the squiggly bits are usually rivers or other natural barriers, right?
Yes, I'm well aware, especially since the last time I made the same offhanded quip about state shapes in a conversation my real life friend who is also Very Full Of Knowledge also instantly felt the need to point this out.

But yes, I've also seen a 6 state solution that just so happens to have 1 of California's 6 largest cities in each state. Funny that...
Wild how it just work out like that, don't it?
 

Harvey Danger

getting tired of this whole internet thing
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CNN: Sanders, did you ever state that you want to murder all black babies?
Sanders: No!
CNN: Warren, what was your response to Sanders saying he wants to murder all black babies?
Wow I expected it to be bad, I didn't expect it to be objectively terrible.

I'd bet my life savings there are some e-mails kicking around with some damn explicit campaign+CNN collusion in them, just like 2016.
 

Based_Papa_John

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There's two major reasons why the Democrats/CNN/etc. want to deny Bernie the nomination, again.

  1. Because Bernie believes what he spouts, he's a threat to the Pelosi neoliberal establishment. Sure, Nancy doesn't mind throwing the occasional sop to the Progs as long as it doesn't cost her or her business backers anything real. But since Bernie actually is running on challenging the current neoliberal arrangement, the DNC can't afford to have him win as it would encourage others like AOC to continue their attempted take over of the party.
  2. If Bernie were at the top of the ticket, he would lose in near-McGovern levels of suck. One, Bernie struggles with black voters, which is an especially precarious position given that Trump has gained among them over the past three years. Second, despite whatever Stephen Colbert has, most Americans are still averse to socialism. Yes, Bernie is technically running on a "social democratic" platform. However, that's not how he presents it. Standing on the debate stage with Trump proudly proclaiming his socialist bona fides will turn off the independents that the Dems are already losing thanks to impeachment. Biden will likely lose too, but not by as wide a margin. They have to strangle the Bernie baby in the cradle before its too late.
 

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There's two major reasons why the Democrats/CNN/etc. want to deny Bernie the nomination, again.

  1. Because Bernie believes what he spouts, he's a threat to the Pelosi neoliberal establishment. Sure, Nancy doesn't mind throwing the occasional sop to the Progs as long as it doesn't cost her or her business backers anything real. But since Bernie actually is running on challenging the current neoliberal arrangement, the DNC can't afford to have him win as it would encourage others like AOC to continue their attempted take over of the party.
Millionaire socialists never believe what they spout. Dude has two homes while complaining about people having multiple homes, underpays staff while complaining about the minimum wage being too low, shouts about how the 1% arn't donating their money to help the medically needy while being in the 1% and not exactly donating massive funds to children's hospitals. He has a good image, he did some activist work when he was younger, but he is totally the far left version of someone who insists homosexuality sends you straight to hell while drilling holes in the men's room stalls. He isn't a threat to any system that he benefits from. At most he'd be a slightly more left Obama in practice.
 

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