Trump has legalized rape but I still can't get laid. -

[RI 360]

help.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's funny because you aren't worth raping.

 

[RI 360]

It's funny because you aren't worth raping.

But I've increased my sexual market value by buying a snake skin suit.

 

[Rat Speaker]

help.

I'm sure if you find a Syrian refugee they would gladly rape you..

 

[RI 360]

I'm sure if you find a Syrian refugee they would gladly rape you..

they said pork is haram.

 

[Rat Speaker]

they said pork is haram.

Well I'd say your fucked but clearly you are not gonna be fucked in the near future, sorry fam I tried to help.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Have you tried wearing a maga hat?

 

[millais]

That's because rape doesn't always involve sexual intercourse any more. Nowadays, you can literally rape a marginalized, genderfluid, non binary POC landwhale by misgendering it with incorrect personal pronouns.

 

[RI 360]

Have you tried wearing a maga hat?

I hedge my bet by rotating between that, and wearing a safety pin. The openers "Hello, fellow white nationalist, I too hate niggers" and "Hello fellow cry baby, I too use these to hold up my diapers" have gotten me no where.

That's because rape doesn't always involve sexual intercourse any more. Nowadays, you can literally rape a marginalized, genderfluid, non binary POC landwhale by misgendering it with incorrect personal pronouns.

lol oh , I guess I'm not a virgin after all. Thanks, guys!

 

[Spudnik]

I hedge my bet by rotating between that, and wearing a safety pin. The openers "Hello, fellow white nationalist, I too hate Googles" and "Hello fellow cry baby, I too use these to hold up my diapers" have gotten me no where.

See, this is where you're fucking up, you don't need pick-up lines for rape... Carpe Diem that shit!

You could also try slipping a mickey into a nice wineglass containing your favorite Mountain Dew ™ Gamer Fuel ™ flavor

 

[Kartoffel]

Also, there is an easy solution for your problem: Go, fuck yourself!
You can even brag about deflowering a virgin.

 

[c-no]

That's because rape doesn't always involve sexual intercourse any more. Nowadays, you can literally rape a marginalized, genderfluid, non binary POC landwhale by misgendering it with incorrect personal pronouns.

If you do something like breath or fart around women, you could end up raping them.

 

[broilerrx]

If you do something like breath or fart around women, you could end up raping them.

Hell, just by looking at them alone, you're raping them with your eyes.

 

[Positron]

That's because rape doesn't always involve sexual intercourse any more. Nowadays, you can literally rape a marginalized, genderfluid, non binary POC landwhale by calling it the correct personal pronoun.

FTFY

 

[DrunkTails]

Did you try to work the shaft?

 

[RI 360]

OK, I've added a chloroform rag and roofies to my inventory. Wish me luck.

 

[Bassomatic]

The only way you'll get laid is if you roofie your self and jerk off before you pass out.

It's how I broke the incel cycle.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

The only way you'll get laid is if you roofie your self and jerk off before you pass out.

It's how I broke the incel cycle.

Normie.

 

[RI 360]

I've made some progress:
-Half a dozen pussies grabbed
-A dead hooker in my bathtub I'm about to carve up like tomorrow's turkey.

Thanks, GamerGate!

 

[Rat Speaker]

I've made some progress:
-Half a dozen pussies grabbed
-A dead hooker in my bathtub I'm about to carve up like tomorrow's turkey.

Thanks, GamerGate!

We all knew you could do it kiddo.