Trump's post insurrection SOTU - Place your bets on what Kushner will tell him to say

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

it doesnt make sense
nothing about this makes sense
how anybody can unironically support and follow this buffoon is beyond me

like, i get voting for him when it's between him and a democrat, or between him and a neocon rino. but voting time is over, he's out and done for, so how on earth are people still listening to his clown shit?

--ANALYSIS BY CHRIS CILLIZZA

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

it doesnt make sense
nothing about this makes sense
how anybody can unironically support and follow this buffoon is beyond me

like, i get voting for him when it's between him and a democrat, or between him and a neocon rino. but voting time is over, he's out and done for, so how on earth are people still listening to his clown shit?

Trump cultists are not known for being intelligent. There's a reason they're the laughing stock of the entire world outside of their own bubble

 

[Bosmadden]

The President and "Dr" Jill Biden give an interview

His cognition is deteriorating rapidly. Having to have his wife answer for him during a soft ball scripted interview is not a good look.

I imagine they'll have to stop him making any public appearances the way things are going.

I genuinely feel sorry for the poor fuck.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

The President and "Dr" Jill Biden give an interview

His cognition is deteriorating rapidly. Having to have his wife answer for him during a soft ball scripted interview is not a good look.

I imagine they'll have to stop him making any public appearances the way things are going.

I genuinely feel sorry for the poor fuck.

Feel sorry for the country, not this two faced lying scum. He's selling our nation out to the highest bidder, which happens to be China. Not even two months in office and thousands are out of work, he's taking the steps to start yet another Forever War in Syria and he's breaking every promise he made to get elected, like minimum wage and student loan forgiveness.

I have more sympathy for the homeless hobo on the streets stewing in his filth and drug addiction because he's a victim of the failure of government to provide for its neediest and most desperate citizens, a government that prefers to import and financially support illegals to appease corporate business and pad the voting rolls than take care of its own.

I don't feel sorry for him at all.

 

[Bosmadden]

Feel sorry for the country, not this two faced lying scum. He's selling our nation out to the highest bidder, which happens to be China. Not even two months in office and thousands are out of work, he's taking the steps to start yet another Forever War in Syria and he's breaking every promise he made to get elected, like minimum wage and student loan forgiveness.

I have more sympathy for the homeless hobo on the streets stewing in his filth and drug addiction because he's a victim of the failure of government to provide for its neediest and most desperate citizens, a government that prefers to import and financially support illegals to appease corporate business and pad the voting rolls than take care of its own.

I don't feel sorry for him at all.

He doesn't even know where he is half the time. Biden isn't deciding shit, his handlers are.

I give Biden credit for being an effective retail politician before the dementia. The woke talking points on the teleprompter (that he can barely read) aren't him. "Communities of color" lol.

I'm assuming the Obama holdovers and his wife are actually running the country. Jill is a piece of work and the Obama crowd are globohomo warmongers.

So yes we're fucked but I can't bring myself to hate on a guy as impaired as Joe. I have dementia sufferers in my family and it's a terrible illness. Shoving a stick up his ass and using him as a front man meat puppet is out and out elder abuse.

 

[Fek]

It's perfectly fine to bitch about illegals comings over, because the powers at be are never intending them to mesh with the rest of society.

That's the entire point, yeah. We are a fractured people, and that makes it much easier for parasites to continue bleeding us dry.

it doesnt make sense
nothing about this makes sense
how anybody can unironically support and follow this buffoon is beyond me

like, i get voting for him when it's between him and a democrat, or between him and a neocon rino. but voting time is over, he's out and done for, so how on earth are people still listening to his clown shit?

Denial. Pure denial of reality.

If you, dear reader, are under the impression that Trump (or his clan) are going to magically fix everything, or..even make any progress at all back towards whatever you have in your mind as "normal," then you have an awful lot of reflecting to do.

Spoiler: Expanded thoughts that will probably piss you off.

Did you not witness the rioting over last year? What was done about that, exactly? I can hear you already making your ridiculous "B-b-b-b- the states are at fault for that!" and "We couldn't expect Trump to use the Insurrection Act! That would just mean he'd sink to their level!" sorts of cucked arguments. But that's actually fine, because we're not done yet.

What about the Wu Flu panic? Were his hands simply tied for that, as well? Not his fault that we have endured almost an entire year of lockdowns in some places of the states now? Nothing he could do? Will you make apologies for him keeping the disingenuous snake Fauci as his mouthpiece? It's funny how there was always some sort of seemingly plausible excuse to fall back on when it came to his inaction, isn't it?

Let's keep going. Did you not witness the election fraud? His limp-dicked way of handling the situation? Did you not see Giuliani putting on a show? Recall how you felt when SCOTUS completely refused to hear his case, even. Do you really think Trump fought as hard as he could against "the swamp" throughout this time? Perhaps you remember when he shifted gears to fully scripted speeches in front of a green screen as the fraud "investigation" went on. Didn't that seem odd to you?

Instead of giving Trump a pass at every single last one of these fucking events, maybe stop for a moment and think about this: Perhaps the entire point is to give you a fucking downcast savior figure to focus on because people are too goddamned complacent to actually do anything else.

Look, all that being said - I get enjoying his presidential term. I understand being angry about the election sham. I'm simply suggesting that you might have developed a blind bias towards the guy.

They really, really, do not want voting time to be over; Most of them have made no preparation for that. So if Trump teases them with four more years they will latch onto that instead of preparing for reality.

Exactly this, yes. He is the perfect (vapid) distraction for the angered American populace. It's really quite brilliant if you think about it. People should be so angry that the calm protest at Capitol Hill would be small potatoes by comparison, and yet..where is that anger? Where is that righteous fury? Why, it's still sitting at home watching Netflix and willingly turning any power over what is going on to the dethroned and toothless Orange Man. "He can fix things..while I sit here in complacent comfort. I wouldn't want to miss my show, after all."

 

[Bad Gateway]

Many people, a lot of people have been saying - no, it's true - a lot of people have been saying, the best people, a lot of them, have been saying that. And there are a lot of them, really there are. Many such cases.

 

[Fek]

Many people, a lot of people have been saying - no, it's true - a lot of people have been saying, the best people, a lot of them, have been saying that. And there are a lot of them, really there are. Many such cases.

I miss my sticker.

 

[Neil]

Trumps a good speaker even if this was kind of an easy one for him, Joe gave him plenty to work with in the first 2 months, and there wasn't really anything shocking/surprising outside maybe making clear he's sticking with the GOP for the long haul.

Which is...fine, but the GOP needs to really get it's collective heads out the sand and start actually acting like active opposition, rather than leaving it to the select few willing to stick their necks out as well.

"Rah rah he's not president anymore why should it matter" - Opposition to the ruling class is a good thing, even if it's a party you like. Has been very true for the UK where the Labour vote totally collapsed last December and then replaced socialist grampa with professional fence sitter. It means there is literally nobody outside the Conservatives who will actually kick Boris's ass for his Covid response, Starmer does try - but gives off the air of not exactly having any better ideas regardless. His mistress turned wife has taken on that role with disastrous results in-party, but that's for the Britbong politics thread.

It's only going to work if the Republicans are willing to actually fight with some actual conviction and do more than just show up for votes and object that way. Like with yesterday when, after voting against the stimulus bill. Should of been getting word asap out there what their objections were rather than leaving it so dems can write the reason for them.

They still don't really get this, so at the moment I don't know if I buy Trump's claim that they can start clawing it back for the mid-terms. They need to do a lot more work to convince voters than they currently are doing and have it seem less like Trump's doing all the legwork while the R's panic or end up dragged along for the ride

"opposition to the ruling class"
If you're talking Democrats vs Republicans, Republicans had all three branches of government for half of Trump's reign, and held the senate for all four. They have a Supreme Court supermajority and more conservative judges than ever have been appointed by Trump.

The whole idea of the mysterious shadowy liberal "Establishment" is fucking stupid because if it really existed, then Trump would've never become president in the first place, the Democrats wouldn't have lost 5 house seats in the last general election, Ted Cruz, Lauren Boebert, Taylor-Greene and Josh Hawley wouldn't be in office right now, and Trump would've been convicted on either of the occasions he was impeached.

If you're talking rich vs poor, holy fuck Trump did nothing but help the rich and fuck the poor for the last four years. Those supposed factor jobs he created were never materialized.

The President and "Dr" Jill Biden give an interview

His cognition is deteriorating rapidly. Having to have his wife answer for him during a soft ball scripted interview is not a good look.

I imagine they'll have to stop him making any public appearances the way things are going.

I genuinely feel sorry for the poor fuck.

lmao why do you people always piss yourselves over Jill Biden's PhD in English? Anyone with a PhD is a doctor, sorry to say. Kinda like how Stephen Hawking was a doctor because he finished his doctorate degree.

Feel sorry for the country, not this two faced lying scum. He's selling our nation out to the highest bidder, which happens to be China. Not even two months in office and thousands are out of work, he's taking the steps to start yet another Forever War in Syria and he's breaking every promise he made to get elected, like minimum wage and student loan forgiveness.

I have more sympathy for the homeless hobo on the streets stewing in his filth and drug addiction because he's a victim of the failure of government to provide for its neediest and most desperate citizens, a government that prefers to import and financially support illegals to appease corporate business and pad the voting rolls than take care of its own.

I don't feel sorry for him at all.

Amazing how Joe Biden didn't become ultra chinese hitlersatan in your minds until Trump told you he was. Every attempt at making Biden into some kind of shadowy barbelling Clinton-type figure falls flat, it's funny.

 

[Blake Chortles]

A phd in english is a doctorate but you aren’t supposed to be proud of it and insist people use it.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Amazing how Joe Biden didn't become ultra chinese hitlersatan in your minds until Trump told you he was. Every attempt at making Biden into some kind of shadowy barbelling Clinton-type figure falls flat, it's funny.

Yeah because people totally weren't saying he didn't run in 2016 because he was a corrupt asshole and he knew the Clinton Machine would end him in a week.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Amazing how Joe Biden didn't become ultra chinese hitlersatan in your minds until Trump told you he was. Every attempt at making Biden into some kind of shadowy barbelling Clinton-type figure falls flat, it's funny.

Biden is, and always has been, a slimebag politician who got rich beyond his dreams of avarice shilling for Delaware banks, shady corporations and the highest bidder. It's been a well-known fact for decades.

And Biden's grift has been a known fact long before Donald Trump decided to run for office.

 

[DumbDude42]

"opposition to the ruling class"
If you're talking Democrats vs Republicans, Republicans had all three branches of government for half of Trump's reign, and held the senate for all four. They have a Supreme Court supermajority and more conservative judges than ever have been appointed by Trump.

The whole idea of the mysterious shadowy liberal "Establishment" is fucking stupid because if it really existed, then Trump would've never become president in the first place, the Democrats wouldn't have lost 5 house seats in the last general election, Ted Cruz, Lauren Boebert, Taylor-Greene and Josh Hawley wouldn't be in office right now, and Trump would've been convicted on either of the occasions he was impeached.

If you're talking rich vs poor, holy fuck Trump did nothing but help the rich and fuck the poor for the last four years. Those supposed factor jobs he created were never materialized.

lmao why do you people always piss yourselves over Jill Biden's PhD in English? Anyone with a PhD is a doctor, sorry to say. Kinda like how Stephen Hawking was a doctor because he finished his doctorate degree.

Amazing how Joe Biden didn't become ultra chinese hitlersatan in your minds until Trump told you he was. Every attempt at making Biden into some kind of shadowy barbelling Clinton-type figure falls flat, it's funny.

im pretty sure that nobody thinks biden himself is a mastermind supervillain with grandiose plans to destroy america. most people on the right seem to view biden as an inconsequential puppet, a marionette controlled by soros style figures who pull his strings from behind the curtain.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

The President and "Dr" Jill Biden give an interview

His cognition is deteriorating rapidly. Having to have his wife answer for him during a soft ball scripted interview is not a good look.

I imagine they'll have to stop him making any public appearances the way things are going.

I genuinely feel sorry for the poor fuck.

What is she a dr of?

 

[Neil]

Yeah because people totally weren't saying he didn't run in 2016 because he was a corrupt asshole and he knew the Clinton Machine would end him in a week.

"the Clinton Machine would end him in a week"
Please explain why Obama wasn't barbelled by Clinton and went on to beat her in the primaries and win two terms of Presidency.
Did the Clintons infect Beau Biden with the cancer that killed him too?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

im pretty sure that nobody thinks biden himself is a mastermind supervillain with grandiose plans to destroy america

There are no "Mastermind Supervillains with grandiose plans to destroy America." well..outside of the normal international dickfuckery that EVERY nation plays with every nation when it comes to black ops, but that is international fuckery.

What actually exists is an Ever growing set of Elected and Unelected Administrators (Both in Government and Business) who don't make decisions based on Logic, or trying to solve a problem but because the other Administrators tell them it is the thing they want to do.

Lloyd Austin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Here is Joe Biden's Secretary of Defense, the person who is advising him to bomb the fuck out of Syria, he is a a lifetime Military man, his entire life has been in Education, and the Military until 2016 when he joined the board of Raytheon...a Military Hardware company.

I wonder who is profiting the most from us throwing Missiles around?

 

[DumbDude42]

There are no "Mastermind Supervillains with grandiose plans to destroy America."

you'll have a hard time convincing people of that when theres no shortage of video footage of various figures on the left loudly demanding the US be destroyed one way or another

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

you'll have a hard time convincing people of that when theres no shortage of video footage of various figures on the left loudly demanding the US be destroyed one way or another

Much like the GOP has to enjoy people who pander to the "Religious Right" the "Commie left" gets people who pander too it like AOC and Kamel-Toe.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

There are no "Mastermind Supervillains with grandiose plans to destroy America."

In a comical, cartoon sense? Definitely not: that's just ridiculous. In a more de-facto, realistic sense? Look at people like Jack Dorsey, or for that matter the people who control the media.

 

[The Last Stand]

I genuinely feel sorry for the poor fuck.

Denial. Pure denial of reality.

If you, dear reader, are under the impression that Trump (or his clan) are going to magically fix everything, or..even make any progress at all back towards whatever you have in your mind as "normal," then you have an awful lot of reflecting to do.

To the same people that think Biden is remotely capable of running the country beyond neoliberal tactics or fixing the Trump term, they are more delusional than I am.