I'm so glad exceptionalism doesn't take weekends off.
I like to imagine she used the same logic for eating more than one food pack per day that she uses to justify ordering whatever she wants at restaurants, eating half, and taking the other half home. She wants to eat two and then skip the one tomorrow but just keeps digging her grave deeper and deeper.The only thing high sodium about that plan is the jerky. It's about 1680mg sodium (72% daily value) for an 80g Jack Links package. The rest of the meals wouldn't equal 2300+ sodium as she said. The only way it would be over 4k total is if she ate 2 packs of jerky a day.
Perhaps uh...don't do that then? She so fucking stupid.
If she would make her own jerky, and dried it in the oven, (it's simple as fuck, slice it, marinade it, dry in the oven on low temperatures for hours) she could 100% control the sodium in it. But that would be more effort than she wants to put in, because she's on a weird suicide drive and is lazy.I like to imagine she used the same logic for eating more than one food pack per day that she uses to justify ordering whatever she wants at restaurants, eating half, and taking the other half home. She wants to eat two and then skip the one tomorrow but just keeps digging her grave deeper and deeper.
I vote for sleep apnea, Necky would not notice and actualy will sleep even more enjoying the silence without Hamber snore and heavy breathing.Blood clot, heart, face down in her pig slop taco soup, Becky waiting a good 10 minutes before calling 911 to make sure she's beyond help. 3 - 6 months.
Imagine the kinds of alchemical miracles you could perform with that amount of animal fat, though!Every time she makes the same excuse of "I know what works for me" I just want a minuscule spark of life to go off in Becky's brain and have her ask "what does work for her?"
I just want to know what this mystical excuse is that works for her. When she finally hits critical mass of 880 lbs will her fat conglomerate, slide off her frame, and form a new creature while leaving Albert as a lithe and dainty gorl?
Because if so, I am not going to be responsible for slaying that lard golem, I refuse! There are just some things a wizard shouldn't have to do!
Yeah surprise surprise she's full of shit. Not only is Hamber excellent at guessing under for her calorie "calculations" but she also needs something to fit that Optavia narrative of "iTs NoT eNoUgH cAlOrIeS gUiSe". Gorl could eat next to nothing and do just fine, you don't seeHow does she get 700 calories out of that meal plan? It sounds like it'd hit 1200 without an issue. Eggs, bacon, beef jerky, the lunch was supposed to be around 400, right?
It's all theater. For the viewers, for Becky, for herself. After she said she wasn't going to share her "weight loss journey" online anymore, the sub drop scared her.She must have known on some level that she never intended to follow the doctor's plan, so why did she even bother going to the appointment in the first place? Why waste everyone's time? I don't understand y'all, but