truth about the weight loss doctor 7/20/19 -

idosometimes

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too fat, didn't watch: it's all someone else's fault.
"I fail each new 'new diet' change, but I never ever stop and truly just give up. That is something I will never do "
** Amber goes on to compare her weight loss and dieting to riding a bike, both skills she has obviously mastered. :story:
Remember: Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
But it's okay because our gorl is staying :optimistic:

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Bra, she never eben started her diets. Amberlynn thinks that simply saying she is eating less or the right things is enough. She actually says in this video that she deserves credit for the minimum effort she puts it. It is nutso.
She must have known on some level that she never intended to follow the doctor's plan, so why did she even bother going to the appointment in the first place? Why waste everyone's time? I don't understand y'all, but then again, my IQ isn't as high as Logicallynn's.
Views, my n-word. Views. She is worried about losing her cash flow, which is why she interspersed these vids between the other garbage. Eric is really stepping on her wiener here. He posts vids that show what a bloated cow she is in the present, so people know that the 1 month old videos are all going to be lies and failure. This is all about damage control.
 
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hungryhippo

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she's so stupid it's contagious, i'm always under the impression she can't say anything dumber but i'm wrong every time she drops a new vid like holy shit clearly you think it would have been better if you ate 4600 calories and 720 mg sodium because bloat

can't even follow doctor's directions for a day, the only thing she's good at is giving up. bitch you broke the bike 300 lbs ago...
 
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Masta

Faggot
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It's all theater. For the viewers, for Becky, for herself. After she said she wasn't going to share her "weight loss journey" online anymore, the sub drop scared her.

YouTube is her only source of income and the people had spoken. So, she made a half-assed effort to show that she was serious about her weight and hoped that would be enough. Weight loss packets, sad vlogs, intuitive eating, 18 Days of Sometimes Weighing In, a "Psychiatrist", a weight loss surgeon, etc.... That should prove to the haters that she's serious!
Her hot topics are always correlated to her health and getting better, so if she were to just start being a mukbang channel and accept her faith as the binge monster, people would lose interest and her channel wouldn’t be as relevant.

She knows this, and it’s the only thing keeping her channel going, everything else about her other than her diets and health are boring as shit.

I’m not sure how long people will keep this charade going I’ve accepted this shit is going nowhere, and little by little losing interest in her bullshit.
 

xoxo_gossipgorl

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I don't know why I'm surprised by this but Jesus fuckin christ.
First, she says "I never give up" bitch you just did. She says that maybe this weightloss doctor isn't that good, although she went on and on about all of his success and how many patients he has a couple of videos ago. She knows that a good nutritional diet has fruits and vegetables, because of course 600 ell bee know-it-all-lynn knows that. I've never seen her eat fruit, other than when she had to force herself to eat a banana. All of her vegetables are from cans and frozen bags. She also gives the tip that "counting calories is the number one way of losing weight" because I'm gonna take weight loss advice from her. Poor gal had to eat 720 calories a day. She could have starved. 😢

Anyway, she's dumb, fat, and why anyone continues to support her is beyond me.
 

onescarygorl

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I actually watched this video all the way through (reposted, ofc). The two things that surprised me the least were giving up on the diet halfway through the first day, and using "not enough fruits and veggies/too much salt/too few calories!!" as an excuse.

I lost my fucking mind when ALR started talking about being afraid of being "malnourished" on a plan. Are you fucking kidding me, pig? You could not eat for an ENTIRE MONTH and have enough fat stores in your body to live, and probably thrive. Shit, she'd be healthier if she didn't eat for weeks on end, because at least then her body would have a chance to finally shed the masses that are killing it. Any doctor is going to tell her to NOT EAT, because eating is what is killing her. But gorl would rather die than gulp down pounds of orange chicken, Burger King, and nasty ass soup, with six Twix for dessert.
 

Bookish

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She's such a liar. Those meals would not total 720 calories. Bacon and eggs for breakfast, a frozen dinner for lunch, beef jerky for a snack, and then a turkey burger and veggies for dinner. Why is she making a huge deal about this? None of this is undereating. Second of all, the doctor said not to count calories, she went and fudged the calories, purposely living off dinner, as an excuse to stop the plan. No way, no how would eating all of that plus the turkey burger and fries be under-eating or a cause for concern. Had she listened to the doctor, she'd not even be obsessing over this, to begin with. 7-1000 calories? Too few OMG, I'm going to starve..I have to quit. 1600-1800 not sustainable, I can't change what I'm eating so drastically..it'll trigger my binge eating. 2000-3000 OMG they want me to eat too much, it'll trigger my binge eating. She even twisted the doctors words into him, 'wanting her to eat McDonalds and high sodium', when he said no such things. Just like Weight Watchers 'wanted' her to eat McDonalds and as many chicken nuggets as she can fit down her hole. She was looking for an excuse, like she admitted during the Octavia debacle, and she found one. She's also acting like he pushed her to eat broccoli or whatever it was, when she could've replaced it with any veggie - as she said herself, he asked HER what SHE wanted to eat.

Hilarious that she says she doesn't want surgery out of one side of her mouth, then out of the other say the doc doesn't work for her because he doesn't want her to get surgery.

And she's so smug, you can see the amusement in her eyes as she says a lot of this, like she's hurting us. We can reach our behinds and walk to the curb, so, you're not getting one over on us.
 
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Whale Lake 2

Your Favourite Tchaikowski Ballet
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Welcome to Stage 3, gorls.



Sounds like we're in for a fast food mukbang next.
Did she completely skip Stage 2, this time around?

There are videos that we would usually get for Stage 2, but those were filmed before/after and just happened to be posted in the middle of this.

Amber went from one stage to the other in the matter of less than 24hours, and managed to skip one in the middle of it. Her cycle is becoming faster and faster. In how much time will she be able to go through the whole cycle in one day?
 

lbrc27x

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I just don’t understand what she was wanting from the doctor. She went to the doctor with the assumption she already knew everything he was going to say. She has been so invested in weight loss media and online communities and myfitnesspal reading for ages that she went into the doctors office more or less wanting him to read back to her the diet plans she already thinks she knows. “Count calories, have three meals, 2 snacks and weigh yourself weekly” she was so sure that’s what he was basically going to say because she’s a self proclaimed weight loss specialist. She went to him assuming she already had the answers. So when the doctor tried to tailor a specialized care plan to her didn’t require that standard “rice and chicken” diet you hear about a lot she started thinking she new better. It’s this black and white thinking that fucks them up every time. She wants her life to be this perfect transition of “before” and “after” where she just becomes a different person and it doesn’t work like that. So of course back to the cycle we go. There is no “on Monday I was a wreck but on Tuesday I decided to not be a wreck and my life changed” anyways that rant aside. Amberlynn thinks she knows more than a literal fucking weight loss doctor who has spend god knows how long in medical school and not only that is a successful weight loss story himself. And she couldn’t even give him more than a day of compliance. We really do need to start a death pool at this point. Because whatever hope I had for her (and it wasn’t much) just died after that video, lol.
 

Billie Ross

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Subs dont matter. This video and deleting her twitter is going to drive a lot of people to her videos, she will laugh all the way to the bank.

But we will have the last laugh.
if you're a true haydur you want her to make a lot of money, the time she was strapped for cash and depending of others kindness and pity to feed her gut and buy crap trinkets was krystal time, the time she was forced to lose weight.
With Dustyn she had freedom but still not enough money as they struggle to pay bills (Dustyn alone paid for everything for quite a while) and she was pressured to work.
Dustyn had a job and wasn't able to fetch everything she wanted or pay for all buffettes and food rides she desired, her job also gave her the means to leave Hamber, alone, The Beast had to fend for herself, forced to do house chores (move her arse) and look after her pets ( time she implemented the spare room/pets bathroom).
Was only with the Thumb and the big money she achieved it all, she can blackmail the enablers into do whatever she wants the time she wants, she can buy all the food her heart desires any time.
She needs more money to buy a new big car with more grown space and also enough to get a house for her and Thumb in a place with Uber Eats and more food choices.
Bring on that YouTube coins... The Beast will have her wish....
 

Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince

I am your Fairy Wish Prince, at your service
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Idk why the fuck she is soooooooo concerned about calories.

Climb on The Magic School Bus kids let's go for a ride.

Hamber claims she is 560 she should weigh around 120 (if she isnt an athlete with lean muscle mass). That leaves 440 pounds of blubber hanging off her fat fucking ass or roughly 1540000 calories to spare. Fucking amazing guys.
 

Masta

Faggot
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I just don’t understand what she was wanting from the doctor. She went to the doctor with the assumption she already knew everything he was going to say. She has been so invested in weight loss media and online communities and myfitnesspal reading for ages that she went into the doctors office more or less wanting him to read back to her the diet plans she already thinks she knows. “Count calories, have three meals, 2 snacks and weigh yourself weekly” she was so sure that’s what he was basically going to say because she’s a self proclaimed weight loss specialist. She went to him assuming she already had the answers. So when the doctor tried to tailor a specialized care plan to her didn’t require that standard “rice and chicken” diet you hear about a lot she started thinking she new better. It’s this black and white thinking that fucks them up every time. She wants her life to be this perfect transition of “before” and “after” where she just becomes a different person and it doesn’t work like that. So of course back to the cycle we go. There is no “on Monday I was a wreck but on Tuesday I decided to not be a wreck and my life changed” anyways that rant aside. Amberlynn thinks she knows more than a literal fucking weight loss doctor who has spend god knows how long in medical school and not only that is a successful weight loss story himself. And she couldn’t even give him more than a day of compliance. We really do need to start a death pool at this point. Because whatever hope I had for her (and it wasn’t much) just died after that video, lol.
She was looking for a magic pill (weight loss surgery) and was denied and given an alternative she couldn’t stick to for a few hours.
 

Barbarella

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True & Honest Fan
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Hamber doesn’t want to lose weight, she wants to be thin.

She thinks she knows how to lose weight but you just have to look at her to know that’s a lah.

She also knows less about being thin than any human on earth. (Ok, her kin on MSHPL are with her). I bet the only two normal sized people she’s ever met are Eric and Rickie. They are males, so she doesn’t relate. She’s never known, seen, or had a thin friend, has she? She has no clue what that is.

She thinks a 1200 calorie diet will kill her, and wants DMs to confirm it. Yet many females live on just that Does she think you are thin by eating 7,000 calories a day? If you are sedentary and thin; fruits, vegetables, eggs and bacon and chicken can easily sustain you and it’s well under 1500 calories. But she doesn’t want to pick up a peach as a snack, or have a chicken thigh with fresh vegetables as a dinner. And if she got a DM like that she wouldn’t believe.

But she doesn’t have to do 1200. The doctor wants her to, and Becky was crying, because he told her it was an emergency and she’d die if she didn’t. She alluded to that in the other vid. But if she doesn’t want to be that stringent, eat 2500 calories, 3500. She’d still lose. But she won’t.

So she’s afraid of cutting even one bar of candy out of her diet? Yes. She wants to eat what she wants when she wants with no questions asked.

Does she really not realize that following her instincts got her to 600+ pounds?

Nope.

The funniest was Donald’s. The doc said he knew sometimes she’d be stuck away from home and need to eat out, and if so, make it a bit healthier by taking off a bun. She turned that into “the doctor said I should eat McDonalds”.

That’s denial, folks.

This is a deathwatch, she will never get it together. And the sores and infections are starting which is a sign. It can be slow but we are there. She almost 30, she’ll never make it to 40.
 

smallmilk

good for you
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I don't know why I'm surprised by this but Jesus fuckin christ.
First, she says "I never give up" bitch you just did. She says that maybe this weightloss doctor isn't that good, although she went on and on about all of his success and how many patients he has a couple of videos ago. She knows that a good nutritional diet has fruits and vegetables, because of course 600 ell bee know-it-all-lynn knows that. I've never seen her eat fruit, other than when she had to force herself to eat a banana. All of her vegetables are from cans and frozen bags. She also gives the tip that "counting calories is the number one way of losing weight" because I'm gonna take weight loss advice from her. Poor gal had to eat 720 calories a day. She could have starved. 😢

Anyway, she's dumb, fat, and why anyone continues to support her is beyond me.
I don't think you want to see her eat fruit
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