TRYING KOREAN RICE CAKES FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!! - 08/14/2019 -

bev

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What kind of heathen doesn't like tteokbokki??
Me.
Where did y'all get the news about Becky's mom from? 🤔
There's a user who popped around the time those FB posts from Becky's sister leaked claiming that the appointment/bad news were Becky taking her mom for a biopsy and getting positive results for breast cancer. They claim to know the family but were never verified so, who knows, they may be another Roger Brown sped. Tbh, I'd rather entertain this scenario than hear about vague "bad news" for the hundredth time.
 

Whatthefuck

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This...



...I fucking hate it when she does this
Me, too. I want to smack the shit out of her. It's disgusting. It's not cute. She's acting like she's tasting fine wine or some bullshit only to come up with basic bitch descriptions of "don't taste like anything" and "weird". She LOVES Korean food though. Bitch, where? In all the massive amounts of food we've watched her eat over the years someone please direct me to the one in which she eats anything smacking of Korean and I refuse to count whatever Korean candy may have gotten past her in those horrible candy tasting vlogs. I bet if you asked her what kimchi is she'd say a drag queen from RuPaul's Drag Race.
 

LavenderLiquor

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I don't know shit about fuck about Feederism, or (real) Mukbangs, or Eat with Me videos, etc. Big Ham and Chantal are the only Lolcows I watch/follow who do this weird shit and apparently they do it completely r.etarded and wrong so I wont even entertain Hambers "mookbawngs" as representations of the real deal.

Is the whole I'm gonna take a big bite now! and I wanna try this piece/two bits together heehee! an actual part of Eating Videos that people do? Why? Is it fetishy? Is it supposed to be cute? What about the fucking soul-witheringly cringey eye contact thing she does? And chomping/swallowing whole units of whatever (like the fake chicken nuggets) they are eating whole? Or the mooooaannniiiinng?

I dont even know if I WANT to watch other Mukbangers or understand this. It's too damn strange and abnormal.
No. Mukbangs are supposed to be like you're eating with someone who's in the room with you. They're supposed to be live first of all.

It's like you're eating and having a conversation with someone. it's not even suppose to be a fetish type thing. It started out as completely innocent. Just streaming yourself eating and talking with people. (In Korea)

Then Americans learned about it.

Amber does the American version of a mukbang. No one watches these kinds of videos for the reason people watch the Korean ones.

Aside from the fact that watching a morbidly obese person eat is like watching an alcoholic chug a gallon of Captain Morgan, just like Trisha's videos, there is no substance. Having a conversation with Amber is like talking to a bowl of oatmeal. She has nothing interesting to say and basically responds with straight up mush.
Unfortunately, there is a market for the disgusting 'eat with me' videos Amber does. If they're being paid for by feeders or not is anyways best guess (I personally don't believe they are). Americans have learned they can make money by just sitting on cam and eating. The feeders get free porn. Regardless of if anyway is paying her to make these videos it really doesn't matter. She's still making money by attracting people who do want to see this kind of content.

Sorry, I went on a little rant.

Even in actual feeder porn type videos, people don't do the shit that Amber and Chantel do. They're doing the weird shit because it's what they think people want to see. They just think there above porn.

Jokes on them. The amount of money they make from YouTube is nothing compared to custom feeder videos.

Might as well just admit you're disgusting, make a bunch of money and live it up. (You're both gonna die young anyways). No one believes your lies, you're already getting a fuck ton of hate, you've already permanently ruined your bodies, why not live up the last few years of your life?



Basically; Amber is gross. She doesn't do mukbangs correctly and she should just bite the bullet and do feeder porn.
 

Whatthefuck

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No. Mukbangs are supposed to be like you're eating with someone who's in the room with you. They're supposed to be live first of all.

It's like you're eating and having a conversation with someone. it's not even suppose to be a fetish type thing. It started out as completely innocent. Just streaming yourself eating and talking with people. (In Korea)

Then Americans learned about it.

Amber does the American version of a mukbang. No one watches these kinds of videos for the reason people watch the Korean ones.

Aside from the fact that watching a morbidly obese person eat is like watching an alcoholic chug a gallon of Captain Morgan, just like Trisha's videos, there is no substance. Having a conversation with Amber is like talking to a bowl of oatmeal. She has nothing interesting to say and basically responds with straight up mush.
Unfortunately, there is a market for the disgusting 'eat with me' videos Amber does. If they're being paid for by feeders or not is anyways best guess (I personally don't believe they are). Americans have learned they can make money by just sitting on cam and eating. The feeders get free porn. Regardless of if anyway is paying her to make these videos it really doesn't matter. She's still making money by attracting people who do want to see this kind of content.

Sorry, I went on a little rant.

Even in actual feeder porn type videos, people don't do the shit that Amber and Chantel do. They're doing the weird shit because it's what they think people want to see. They just think there above porn.

Jokes on them. The amount of money they make from YouTube is nothing compared to custom feeder videos.

Might as well just admit you're disgusting, make a bunch of money and live it up. (You're both gonna die young anyways). No one believes your lies, you're already getting a fuck ton of hate, you've already permanently ruined your bodies, why not live up the last few years of your life?



Basically; Amber is gross. She doesn't do mukbangs correctly and she should just bite the bullet and do feeder porn.
Yep, real mukbangs started off involving folks who maybe didn't have someone they lived with so it was more of a social sharing, how was your day over a meal kind of thing. But, when fatties got wind that people were making money off of eating on camera? Katie bar the door, the cows were on it! They're all disgusting. I can't think of one planetary sized human that does them that isn't an absolute trainwreck. Hamber, Chantal, Trisha, Nikacado. They're all the same. Drama, bullshit, and diabetes.
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

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Don't act like gook mukbangs are some high art form or noble cultural ritual that fat americans like Amberlynn are appropriating.

Watching people eat is disgusting. Asian mukbangs are some the most disgusting I've ever seen, btw. Never seen an american mukbang eating live octopus or cockroaches. Even when they're not eating gross foods they take humongous bites and get those hi-quality mics right up by their mouths. It's fucking gross no matter who is doing it.
 

mrsm0rbid

bag o' bones
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I think her weight is what is keeping her safe from the sodium, actually. Someone working at a hospital told me the immobile patients are sweating like crazy and that their sodium intakes have been upped. None of them is even close to her weight, but it still had an effect. Being as heavy as she is, she must have been leaking salty water like crazy, since fat helps body keep its temperature warm.
Explains why Twinkie likes to lick up on AL's pillows-
they probably taste like salty hotdogs, plus whatever chips and candy Albert devoured in bed.
 

DubbleBubble

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Don't act like gook mukbangs are some high art form or noble cultural ritual that fat americans like Amberlynn are appropriating.

Watching people eat is disgusting. Asian mukbangs are some the most disgusting I've ever seen, btw. Never seen an american mukbang eating live octopus or cockroaches. Even when they're not eating gross foods they take humongous bites and get those hi-quality mics right up by their mouths. It's fucking gross no matter who is doing it.
I think the idea is that the "traditional Mukbang" has some other worth to it. So in concept the American mukbang goes along with american food: fat, disgusting, over saturated and lacking any substance or value whatsoever.

I mean what do you get with someone like Amber? She just stuffing her face and talking about NOTHING. She's not even accurately describing and reviewing the food she's eating, and it's not even live so theres no audience interaction to be had at all. Shit talk about news, movies, games, books, what the fuck ever but it's just white noise every time AOpens her mouth and doesn't stuff more food into it.

You come to a mukbang like this for one reason, and one reason only. You're paying the youtube carnival master with your ad revenue dollars to get tickets to enter the freakshow caravan and gawk at the bottomless pit, the blubbering land whale, behold the woman made of butter!
 

Gorl68

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Me, too. I want to smack the shit out of her. It's disgusting. It's not cute. She's acting like she's tasting fine wine or some bullshit only to come up with basic bitch descriptions of "don't taste like anything" and "weird". She LOVES Korean food though. Bitch, where? In all the massive amounts of food we've watched her eat over the years someone please direct me to the one in which she eats anything smacking of Korean and I refuse to count whatever Korean candy may have gotten past her in those horrible candy tasting vlogs. I bet if you asked her what kimchi is she'd say a drag queen from RuPaul's Drag Race.
She made "a kimchi rice" a few years ago, and the dish itself and the response to the video were exactly what you can imagine.
 

Poppen

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Imagine being so fat that beetus is changing the colour of your skin to dying colour and you think hmmm, I should stuff my face on camera!

She can afford the best of help but rather waste those youtube coins on junk she doesn't need.

Also, its so obvious she and Ricky have no time for one another.

E: Just noticed, I have the same plate as her ugh
 

DuckSucker

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“A diet A&W” LOL
What else goes best with Korean rice cakes? You can really taste the cakes when paired with something as strongly flavored as root beer. What else would she drink, (green) tea? She isnt some fucking limey, shitlord.


I just don’t understand how this bitch’s body hasn’t begun shutting down yet. All the sodium she consumes. She’s like some kind of medical anomaly. & she’s so snarky about it like she knows she’s invincible.
Salt is a preservative and she's like 50 percent salt. Its why she's always swelling and holding water weight, duh!
 
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Whatthefuck

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