TRYING MOCHI + WEIRD CANDY!!!!! - 7/30/19 - fat gaijin eats japanese food and cRaZy snacks again

marjoram

I'm a jerk feline
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Now people-Big Al certainly didn't hoover up the rest of that junk; she *said* she's gonna give the leftover, half eaten and slobbered over, crap to E&R and Thumby's family. Obviously. Because she's such a kind and generous person. Obviously. Our gorl would NEVER lie about something like that, obviously. And, obviously, Thumby's not in the vid this time cause Big Al wanted all the goodies to herself....

This is sarcasm. Obviously.
 

Whatthefuck

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She called the first candy (sourball) a crunchy candy that she would need to suck on. They are called hard candies, not crunchy candies. Why can't she ever come up with the correct term for absolutely anything?
She has a severe case of fat on the brain. I'm afraid it's terminal.

Honestly, I think she started doing that shit because she thought it was quirky, but it's gotten to the point that she just sounds like she has dementia.

Now people-Big Al certainly didn't hoover up the rest of that junk; she *said* she's gonna give the leftover, half eaten and slobbered over, crap to E&R and Thumby's family. Obviously. Because she's such a kind and generous person. Obviously. Our gorl would NEVER lie about something like that, obviously. And, obviously, Thumby's not in the vid this time cause Big Al wanted all the goodies to herself....

This is sarcasm. Obviously.
Sis, you know Necks is out getting the Orange Chicken take out. This is a dessert first kind of day, boo boo.
 

marjoram

I'm a jerk feline
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Agreed. People from the rural South are notoriously bad tippers. They might tip at a restaurant but that’s about it.

Any guesses for the next video? I’m thinking a hotel room ASMR.
Actually, the first time Big Al and the Thumb stayed at that very same hotel early on in their "relationship", the cleaning staff were treated to a note and Squidbillies drawing from the Thumb herself. No sign of any cash though....
 

Wyzzerd

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I thought we were done doing these candy tasting videos. (:_(

They would atleast be semi interesting if she ate something truly strange or weird but it's the most safe thing you could do to try.
 
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