You're a mother of two, you and your husband live paycheck to paycheck, sometimes you have to ask money to your parents because otherwise you wouldn't be able to afford what your kids need. You still live in your childhood town, you dreamed about going to college but were always too poor to afford it and you didn't want to put yourself and your family in crippling debt, you married young hoping that sharing your misery with someone would've made it more bearable, you saw one of your children die, had to take in your sister because she had been kicked out of home.Now people-Big Al certainly didn't hoover up the rest of that junk; she *said* she's gonna give the leftover, half eaten and slobbered over, crap to E&R and Thumby's family. Obviously. Because she's such a kind and generous person. Obviously. Our gorl would NEVER lie about something like that, obviously. And, obviously, Thumby's not in the vid this time cause Big Al wanted all the goodies to herself....
This is sarcasm. Obviously.
I mean, she ate a fucking meth nugget. She's ridiculous. She has to be triggered by something. She's so speshul and has so many mental things that is scary and you couldn't possibly understand.She got triggered by the first episode of breaking bad? And because of this she’s brave for trying pop rocks....did I misunderstand something??
The Midwest is still slow to get new things, we didn't know what Mochi was or anything until we saw it at a frozen yogurt place like two years ago. Just started seeing it on the shelves at some stores. Mostly have only seen it in the ice cream aisle at the grocery store or Target.Does Al know that ice cream filled mochi exists? I’m honestly surprised she hasn’t heard of mochi sooner.
She doesn't like them, but they're, aside from that one apple that left her looking like a pig at a luau, they literally the only fruit she eats. Technically they're berries, though, aren't they? Did I just make that up? Hmmmm.is strange she doesn't like actual bananas. that's usually a fruit most people can like.
You ain't kidding, that looks fucking horrible. It looks like she's put her fingers in soil, smushed them around, pulled them out and said, "Bayyyyyyybuh, I'm ready to eat my Orange Chicken. Bring it here."