Tumblr Yaoi fangirls - the lulziest breed of fandom

[Springblossom]

But then, I've come across PLENTY of shitty slashfics. Why is it that there is always more crap than there is for good stuff? I also see the same in yuri and het.

Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap.

 

[Night Terror]

Yaoi fangirls are funny. The UK is apparently rather light on them, since I've not met any cat ear-wearing, shrieky, hysterical yaoi fangirls in my entire life, yet it seems the US is crawling with them like a blight.

 

[HG 400]

My best friend is gay and that first story about the chick who wants a gay son so she can take him shopping and turn him in to a mincing limp wristed caricature pisses me off. Not every gay person is some BDSM loving, makeup wearing, flouncing stereotype. These girls are fucking ignorant and deranged.

Not to mention the fact that mincing limp-wristed gay caricatures are her personal fap-material. Wanting to make her child conform to behaviour she strokes to is unsettling on so many levels.

 

[exball]

My best friend is gay and that first story about the chick who wants a gay son so she can take him shopping and turn him in to a mincing limp wristed caricature pisses me off. Not every gay person is some BDSM loving, makeup wearing, flouncing stereotype. These girls are fucking ignorant and deranged.

Not to mention the fact that mincing limp-wristed gay caricatures are her personal fap-material. Wanting to make her child conform to behaviour she strokes to is unsettling on so many levels.

... ...

 

[The Dude]

My best friend is gay and that first story about the chick who wants a gay son so she can take him shopping and turn him in to a mincing limp wristed caricature pisses me off. Not every gay person is some BDSM loving, makeup wearing, flouncing stereotype. These girls are fucking ignorant and deranged.

Not to mention the fact that mincing limp-wristed gay caricatures are her personal fap-material. Wanting to make her child conform to behaviour she strokes to is unsettling on so many levels.

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What's the worse mental image: a girl who faps to yaoi who wants a gay son, or Pixyteri using a Turkey leg for a dildo?

 

[Foulmouth]

Pixyteri using turkey leg on yaoi son.

 

[exball]

Pixyteri using turkey leg on yaoi son.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Here is a someone I found who made a yaoi series, and gets featured on Ed.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/HamletMachine

 

[Night Terror]

Pixyteri using turkey leg on yaoi son.

Why.

 

[Pine Tar]

Yaoi fangirls are funny. The UK is apparently rather light on them, since I've not met any cat ear-wearing, shrieky, hysterical yaoi fangirls in my entire life, yet it seems the US is crawling with them like a blight.

They'll probably be at an anime convention. I don't see those people out in the streets, but I've never heard a story about cons that didn't involve fangirls of buttsex.

 

[Foulmouth]

Pixyteri using turkey leg on yaoi son.

Why.

It's The Dudes fault, he asked.

 

[exball]

Pixyteri using turkey leg on yaoi son.

Why.

It's The Dudes fault, he asked.

The Dude looks too deep.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

One thing I'll never understand about yaoi fangirls, is that they think the best pairings are with two characters THAT FUCKING DESPISE EACHOTHER. I can give a ton of examples, but there are so many it's hard to find out which stands past the rest.

 

[Foulmouth]

One thing I'll never understand about yaoi fangirls, is that they think the best pairings are with two characters THAT FUCKING DESPISE EACHOTHER. I can give a ton of examples, but there are so many it's hard to find out which stands past the rest.

Darth Vader doing Yoda ?

 

[exball]

One thing I'll never understand about yaoi fangirls, is that they think the best pairings are with two characters THAT FUCKING DESPISE EACHOTHER. I can give a ton of examples, but there are so many it's hard to find out which stands past the rest.

Darth Vader doing Yoda ?

Chewbacca on Boba Fett?

 

[Foulmouth]

One thing I'll never understand about yaoi fangirls, is that they think the best pairings are with two characters THAT FUCKING DESPISE EACHOTHER. I can give a ton of examples, but there are so many it's hard to find out which stands past the rest.

Darth Vader doing Yoda ?

Chewbacca on Boba Fett?

Jabba on 3 ewoks ?

 

[exball]

Darth Vader doing Yoda ?

Chewbacca on Boba Fett?

Jabba on 3 ewoks ?

Rancor and Wampa doing Han?

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Ok focus people, back on topic.

Anyways, one of the up youtube channels I still watch daily is roosterteeth. Certain fans have made yaoi fandom a there, and the RT members there are aware of it.

[youtube]mzwLsghaHfw[/youtube]

 

[random_pickle]

I have a feeling this is what most yaoi fanfics are like.

[youtube]TGhkmWCFjiA[/youtube]

 

[AtroposHeart]

I mostly stick to Yuri....but compared to the amount of Yaoi out there it is a lake to an ocean, so I have ventured into yoai fandom from time to time. I really hate it that yaoi fangirls seem to love to bash female characters for getting in the way of BL, as if the presence of a vagina is the only thing keeping these boys from being gay and the fact that they make the uke the most stereotypical female in the relationship. Seriously, Yaoi is what bodice rippers were for our grandmothers. Full of rape and gendered stereotypes.

I am weird, but I never got why so many girls my age seem obsessed with men making out.