Kiwi Farms
Let me be the first to say there's nothing wrong with liking same sex pairings/sex/whatever. But there comes a point where You got to accept the fact that not everyone that you want to be gay is going to be gay. Yaoi fangirls have always amused me because most of the fanbase happens to be one of the most deranged groups you will ever come across, they are also the easiest to piss off. Despite how batshit insane they are, whenever confronted with the slightest tidbit of logic, they lose their shit.
Here is an example of their insanity:
http://weebstories.tumblr.com/image/63741841161
My fondest memory interacting one was at an anime convention. This was awhile ago so this isn't word for word, I typed the events the day after this took place so not everything is accurate.
Anyways, feel free to share your real life or Internet stories. More to come from me
Edit, this is my favorite story where sane yaoi lover lashes out at them.
http://snappedchopstick.deviantart.com/ ... u-15468936
Here is an example of their insanity:
http://weebstories.tumblr.com/image/63741841161
My fondest memory interacting one was at an anime convention. This was awhile ago so this isn't word for word, I typed the events the day after this took place so not everything is accurate.
Me and a friend of mine were discussing who we like pairing up with for fire emblem awakening. For me it was tharja (because marrying her gives you two powerhouse daughters). While we were talking about it, a fangirl interrupts us. The following goes something like this.
Fangirl: OMG, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM AWAKENING PAIRINGS!?
Friend: uh... Yeah we talking about who gives...
Fangirl: (interrupting my friend) OMG I loooove pairing my unit with chrom....he is so hott...
Friend: uh...good for you...
Me: to be fair chrom does give female my unit the most kickass son for that generation.
Fangirl: huh, um no you misunderstood, I like pairing chrom with the BOY my unit, they are sooooo fucking HAWT together.
My friend facepalmed and looked like he was going to say something, until he realized I was going to annoy her at that point.
Me: Wait, what are you talking about? You can't put the two of them together, the S rank isn't available for chrom and boy my unit.
Fangirl: WELL IT SHOULD BE! I have no clue why Nintendo was so homophobic about it.
Me: But, he has a daughter from the future that's proving he is not gay. Remember Lucina? Yeah that's chrom's daughter.
Fangirl: That can be changed! Lisa and be Lucina mother!
Me: Um, no she can't, genetics don't work like that.
Fangirl (now losing patience): Are you some sort of fucking homophobe? I don't know why the hell people don't want to see a game where the guys can marry other guys!
Me: Hold on, so you're telling me every guy in the game should be either gay or bisexual? You do realize that that is as biased as wanting every single character in the series to be straight.
Fangirl: WTF HOW IS THAT BIASED!?
Me: Well every guy has a choice in life to have whatever sexual preference he wants, you need to accept many guys preference is to be straight. Also, Imagine how quickly population would die out if every single guy in the world was gay.
Fangirl: WTF!? The male seeds can be put into a woman's ovaries, it's possible to do that this game too!
Me: Thing is this is in the medieval age, where science wasn't advanced enough to discover that yet.
Fangirl: Yeah!? Well maybe magic could give the powers to make boy my unit or chrom pregnant and_
At this point me and my friend start laughing hysterically, at the same time the scroll completely loses her shit and starts Flailing her arms back-and-forth at me screaming Baka and all that good shit. Security then KMan and escorted her out for causing a ruckus. My Friend told me that he really wish he had a cam recorder with him because that made his day.
Fangirl: OMG, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM AWAKENING PAIRINGS!?
Friend: uh... Yeah we talking about who gives...
Fangirl: (interrupting my friend) OMG I loooove pairing my unit with chrom....he is so hott...
Friend: uh...good for you...
Me: to be fair chrom does give female my unit the most kickass son for that generation.
Fangirl: huh, um no you misunderstood, I like pairing chrom with the BOY my unit, they are sooooo fucking HAWT together.
My friend facepalmed and looked like he was going to say something, until he realized I was going to annoy her at that point.
Me: Wait, what are you talking about? You can't put the two of them together, the S rank isn't available for chrom and boy my unit.
Fangirl: WELL IT SHOULD BE! I have no clue why Nintendo was so homophobic about it.
Me: But, he has a daughter from the future that's proving he is not gay. Remember Lucina? Yeah that's chrom's daughter.
Fangirl: That can be changed! Lisa and be Lucina mother!
Me: Um, no she can't, genetics don't work like that.
Fangirl (now losing patience): Are you some sort of fucking homophobe? I don't know why the hell people don't want to see a game where the guys can marry other guys!
Me: Hold on, so you're telling me every guy in the game should be either gay or bisexual? You do realize that that is as biased as wanting every single character in the series to be straight.
Fangirl: WTF HOW IS THAT BIASED!?
Me: Well every guy has a choice in life to have whatever sexual preference he wants, you need to accept many guys preference is to be straight. Also, Imagine how quickly population would die out if every single guy in the world was gay.
Fangirl: WTF!? The male seeds can be put into a woman's ovaries, it's possible to do that this game too!
Me: Thing is this is in the medieval age, where science wasn't advanced enough to discover that yet.
Fangirl: Yeah!? Well maybe magic could give the powers to make boy my unit or chrom pregnant and_
At this point me and my friend start laughing hysterically, at the same time the scroll completely loses her shit and starts Flailing her arms back-and-forth at me screaming Baka and all that good shit. Security then KMan and escorted her out for causing a ruckus. My Friend told me that he really wish he had a cam recorder with him because that made his day.
Anyways, feel free to share your real life or Internet stories. More to come from me
Edit, this is my favorite story where sane yaoi lover lashes out at them.
http://snappedchopstick.deviantart.com/ ... u-15468936