Tumblr's Cringiest Anti-SJW's -

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AnOminous

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Stolen this post from @StarvingAutist later in the thread to replace the OP. Also see the next post by @Ass Manager 3000 for more information.

As far as I know, here are the major camps of antis:

The Moral Crusader:

Because virtue signaling isn't just for sidjwas! The Moral Crusaders are Internet humanitarians who think that they're making the Internet a better place. To them, SJWs aren't misinformed teenagers on the Internet or glib corporate PR people making a quick buck off of a trend - they're the biggest monsters since the Nazis!

Usually, the Moral Crusader presents himself/herself as a "liberal with sanity", or "too liberal for conservatives and too conservative for liberals", or something else along those lines. Completely ignoring that the liberal/conservative divide is an American invention that IMHO doesn't reflect the reality of politics or ideology, but I digress. Even if they say they aren't feminists, they will always reblog the latest CHS video, ignorant of the fact that she's backed by some of the people who convinced Bush to invade Iraq. (Some prefer Camille Paglia, of "Hey, remember when everyone took Camille Paglia seriously?" fame)

Most of the time, the Moral Crusader doesn't care about the victims of social justice bullies, only using them as an instant top trump against sidjwas. Their battle cry is "REMEMBER ZAMII!" (And as it's been pointed out before, Zamii doesn't want people to remember what happened to her.)

Cannot take a joke.

Examples: Takashi0, kyuutii-hanii, tenaflyviper

The Edgelord:

The toppest of keks!

These are the guys who preach the word of LOGIC and REASON. They've memorized every single word from every video from Sargon and InternetAristocrat, and are not afraid to use them. Typically more right-leaning than the Moral Crusader, ranging from self-proclaimed "classical liberals" to standard libertarian dork to "alt-right" douchebags.

Pseudo-intellectual, smug, and elitist as hell. Believes that the Moral Crusader is an "SJW-lite" or an "anti-anti". Worships Milo Yiannapoulos and probably owns a sh0e-on-head body pillow. Sincerely believes in the "Cultural Marxism" conspiracy theory. Many of them, even the female ones, are deeply misogynistic.

Also cannot take a joke.

Examples: communismkills, rtrixie, durkin62, eee-in, loli-ass

The Nazi:

Yes, Tumblr has Nazis. While they seldom venture out of their circlejerk, they're big enough to be notable.

In many ways, they're similar to the Edgelord...except they hate Milo for being gay, and communismkills for being Jewish. Considers calling people nigger and faggot to be revolutionary. More inclined to believing in conspiracy theories and kooks, The Nazi sees globalist multicultural neo-Marxist Zionist propaganda everywhere, and that everyone who disagrees with him or can even prove him wrong are suckered in by the conspiracy. On the subject of politics, they believe that the left and right are both schemes by the Jews to destroy the gloriovs Aryan homeland of Evropa. Really obsessed with black penises. Their profile picture will almost always be a Roman statue or a Norse rune.

Jokes? Jokes are a Zionist plot to destroy the white race.

Examples: Everyone with the words "14", "88", "white", "imperium", "europa", "traditionalist", "nationalist", or "national socialist" in their URL.

The Shitposter

Long ago, they were active in the anti-SJW scene. Either they were Edgelords, or moral crusaders. Then they realized that there's more to life than arguing about cartoons with strangers on the internet. Now, they exclusively post dank memerinos and fresh shitposts. Or literally anything other than anti-SJW stuff.

Because let's be honest, anything is better than the drivel that the big anti-SJW people spew out. I'm glad these guys stopped giving a shit over this false conflict.

And yes, they got Jokes™

Examples: steven-universe-official, cossackia, tw-evan.
 
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Ravi93

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Special thanks to
@Ass Manager 3000
for a better OP!


TUMBLR ANTI SJWs- Losers in fedoras!

Ahhh, tumblr. A perfect place to rear and develop crazy people of all shapes and sizes. While most topics involving this website involve obscure custom genders and social justice salt, there's another smaller group of users who have taken it upon themselves to take the platform back from the SJWs. Their methods? They've taken micro blogging and complaining to the next level with a good old-fashioned internet holy war. Here's an example-

http://badsjw.tumblr.com/
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/the-biggest-baddest-anti-sjw-png.123818/

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/lolhesoneofus-png.123819/

Notice the salt and the smug (and the contradiction about other 'being too angry')

Here's another one
http://itspoliticallyincorrect.tumblr.com/

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/ohlol-png.123820/

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/salt-png.123821/

You're looking for-
  • Superiority
  • Smug
  • Salt
  • Edge
  • SJW putdowns that are either over the top or backfire.
  • Hypocrisy (thats obvious and funny)
Enjoy!

edit here's one from @Bitch I Might Be
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/lol-png.123828/
 
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MightyBiteySnake

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Pepsi has a point here, usually if you're starting a thread you should already have examples and screenshots ready, and double check to make that another thread (or threads) don't fill the role that you're trying to fill here. Most people around here aren't the type to do your legwork for you, so it's better to get the ball rolling on your own.

In short, plz lurk moar
 

Ravi93

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No offense, but it probably wasn't the best idea to make a thread as your second post.

Do you have any examples? Screenshots? Blogs? Anything?
Well the one's I can think of up the top of my head are Takashi0 (fucking obviously), communismkills, feels-by-the-foot, angryinkeddrunk
This is a general anti post so feel free to post some of the cringiest one's you know
 

Ravi93

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Who can guess why steven-universe-official is on here?
tumblr_obu2zcFEyC1vwr6e7o1_540.png
 
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AnOminous

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No offense, but it probably wasn't the best idea to make a thread as your second post.

Do you have any examples? Screenshots? Blogs? Anything?

My half-assed shooting from the belt response is we should give this thread a chance even though the OP could be better.

We can always pull the trick of transplanting an OP into it later if it works out.
 

Vitriol

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Shit thread. No caps, no explanations of who these people are or why weshould care.

This is not tumblr, we do not do receipt posts or pa requests.

Im leaving this open for a few hours so so someone who follows these people can submit a proper op but atm it is looking like a lock.
 
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