Tumblr's Dirty confessionals. -

[Ravenor]

When this was first posted in Chat there was a Sentry Gun, that fires Dildos.

 

[Birthday Matto]

someone make that a mod for tf2, i'd install it in a heartbeat

 

[Burned Man]

christ on a cracker, who wants to fuck joshua graham. i can understand fisto, for the robot appeal, the deathclaws for all the reptile fanatics out there, fuck i can see someone getting off to the cazadores because nothing is sacred, but i draw the line at burned men.

Don't forget ghouls, pretty Sarah, and Lucius's corpse.
http://falloutconfessions.tumblr.com/post/13971673450/id-fuck-a-ghoul-img
http://falloutconfessions.tumblr.com/post/13449709062/ive-always-wondered-why-pretty-sarah-isnt-a
http://falloutconfessions.tumblr.com/post/9895932011/if-i-could-i-would-lock-the-door-to-tulips
http://falloutconfessions.tumblr.co...-of-nowhere-i-find-myself-seriously-attracted

 

[Mechanism Eight]

Spoiler: What The Fuck?

I am genuinely thankful that there's only about 5 or 6 confessions there. Nothing is sacred.

 

[Roosechu]

I can understand that someone feels puty/attraction towards Pretty Sarah.
After all she's just a poor, nice bastard who crossed paths with a top notch sicko.

B-but the GHOULS? Bloody hell...
Not to mention the Burned Man. Even the motherfucking shroomy flaming bear has more sex appeal than Joshua.
And I like Joshua as a character, I mean, he's cool and all.

 

[Konstantinos]

I can scarcely imagine the dark urges that would drive one to such displays of depravity and lecherousness.

Spoiler: Someone consciously wrote this

On the bright side, I found a slightly less weird variation of this phenomena

Spoiler: Not NSFW I guess

Spoiler: Not Not Safe for Work

Spoiler: I could probably just simplify this by typing "SFW"

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm friends with so many people in the TF2 fandom that I'm going to just be sitting around wondering if I know anybody who wrote those.

I find them way too funny to be disturbed. I'm giggling like a schoolgirl here.

 

[Dalish]

Is there a word for wanting to fuck a video game character? Not even that, but in the most depraved ways? Jesus Christ, you think there wouldn't be hug boxes for shit like this.

 

[Meowthkip]

Is there a word for wanting to fuck a video game character? Not even that, but in the most depraved ways? Jesus Christ, you think there wouldn't be hug boxes for shit like this.

There's hugboxes for everything.

There is no escape.

 

[R.A.E.L.]

No but seriously, I just can't get disturbed by these. They're so over-the-top comical that it's almost cringeworthy.

 

[VJ 343]

I find a lot of the confessions that are not sexual kind of interesting. It showed what actually, actively interests people in their chosen media that they may not want to ask about openly.

So, my two favorites:
http://dirtybindingofisaacconfessions.tumblr.com/ (warning, gif background)
Binding of isaac is so niche but even it has its wierdos.

Spoiler: Spoiler: Crude language (crude NSFW image too)

And the dirty Far Cry Confessions page - it singularly ruins the game and its characters for me, and also intrigues me - are these truly the other players from one of my favorite games? Am I among bretheren or horrible, fucked up young ladies with daddy issues who want to fuck Vaas?

http://dirtyandotherfarcryconfessions.tumblr.com


Now I think on it, I wonder if there's a Dirty Dark Souls Confessions tumblr.

I don't want to ruin another game.

 

[LegoTugboat]

When this was first posted in Chat there was a Sentry Gun, that fires Dildos.

 

[Cure Quanta]

...man, I remember when this stuff was just obviously fake fan confessions meant to be lewd in the way silly pickup lines are.

Good times.

 

[Varis]

Confession time, Kiwis.

I wrote a submission for one of these sites.

And it was posted.

 

[TundranVoltaire]

Anyone who jacks off to these websites, and I know you exist: Find Jesus. Just... please.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

(reads thread, laughs lots)

Okay, what part of Rule 34- I.E. that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject- did you not understand?

 

[Indigo]

you don't say

 

[Roger Rabbit]

 

[Overcast]

That Animal Crossing confessional... I haven't played the games since Wild World, and yet I recognized so many of the characters on there.

My childhood... It has been made impure...

 

[Mechanism Eight]

http://dirtybindingofisaacconfessions.tumblr.com/ (warning, gif background)
Binding of isaac is so niche but even it has its wierdos.

I'm fairly certain that this one actually began as a joke, having stumbled upon it a long, long time ago (and laughing myself to death because of how terrifying and WTF it is) but I'm not sure where the post on that was, or if it's even still there.