Tumblr's wicca community - Fair is foul, and foul is fair, Trigger warnings and filthy hair.

Erica

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Melkor

Can I sniff your balls?
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Like every Tumblr fandom, the Wicca fandom is full of spergy teens and college drop outs trying to be edgy despite the fact that they'll surmount to almost nothing in their life.

That being said, I can poke around and find some certain Wicca blogs that stand out. There are some Tumblr witches who dabble in demonology too (badly), and some of them are pretty spergy.

EDIT: I feel like it's also worth noting that the Wicca/Pagan fandom on Tumblr likes to work themselves into a frothing rage when Easter, Halloween and Christmas roll around, claiming that those holidays steal from Pagan religions and Christianity is 100% bad and you should feel bad.
 

lolwut

dragon deez nutz, fukkin gottem.
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Lol, I've come across these fags before. In boot camp, the handful of Heathens in our battalion were given a small courtyard to meet in on Sundays that we had to share with a wiccan group nearly twice our size. I never really caught much of what they were saying, but I do remember their leader preaching to them about how they can all have everything they want, so long as they wanted it enough. (And not in the "If you really want it, you'll work hard for it" kind of way. In the "literally will yourself money and a girlfriend" kind of way.)

One day our group was discussing old Norse history, specifically rune casting and what the old Heathens used them for. The very next week when we showed up for our meeting, we step into the court yard to find these fucks trying to use Norse runes to cast ancient Egyptian spells in the name of a Greek goddess. Had that not been our last meeting, I would've starting listening in more, these guys sound entertaining as fuck.

TL;DR- Wiccans are the magpies of religion and take whatever edgy bits they can to make themselves look cool. My only regret is that we talked about runes that day and not how the old Heathens used to sacrifice people. :epik:
 

Moogsy

Nyah, Shee?
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Is this thread also good for the New Age Science community on tumblr or are they a different beast? I have spells for them too:

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But seriously, they're also a fantastic hybrid beast of Tumblr attitudes and magical reasoning. Should there be a separate thread or keep it all in here?
 
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Meowthkip

We had fun, didn't we?
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7. May you not be able to get an erection without thinking about Steve Buscemi

Poor Steve Buscemi didn't do nothin' to you people.

Apparently there's "open" religions and "closed" religions, and you're allowed to bastardized someone else's religion as long as it's "open".

I assume by "open" they mean "practiced by whitey."
 

neverendingmidi

it just goes on and on and on and on...
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Poor Steve Buscemi didn't do nothin' to you people.



I assume by "open" they mean "practiced by whitey."

You would think so, but there's plenty of bastardized Native American, Hindu, and Shinto bits mixed in with the 1800's Spiritualism leftovers and invented Mother Goddess bullshit.
 

Randall Fragg

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You just stumbled upon a "Techno" witch, a witch who gets their power from playing with their iPhone all day. Not even making this shit up. And since my previous post was lacking in the lulz department, have some more techno witchcraft posts for all your technodevotional needs!

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https://archive.md/Qd6M0/a598cae6fa45f38216ba277eeb22c3b6faa358f3/scr.png


Too long to screencap actually, sohere's a link
This seems like something from fucking Shadowrun.
Or maybe we're looking at the beginnings of the Adaptus Mechanus. That whole thing about "spirits living in machines" sounds an awful lot like them.
 

HerebeDragons

Fly, my pretties!
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Wicca does tend to attract the edgelords and anyone hoping for a literal magic way to fix their lives. And taking it to the extremes can result in some...fucked up shit. The trouble with Wicca is that it's so attractive to crazy kids and people desperate to feel "special". And, like with any religion, it can seriously feed into the delusions of the mentally ill.

I have a friend who's gotten into Wicca in all the wrong ways. They literally believe that they are married to Loki (as in the Norse god) and Guinevere (as in the queen of fucking Camelot) on the astral plane a la Sephirothslave. They also believe that they were raped on said astral plane, and cannot understand why the sexual assault counselor they spoke too got fucking pissed at them and told them they were being disrespectful to, y'know, ACTUAL VICTIMS. As far as they're concerned, it's all real.
 

Redeemer and Destroyer

Vampiric Cishet Oppressor of Mankind
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This seems like something from fucking Shadowrun.
Or maybe we're looking at the beginnings of the Adaptus Mechanus. That whole thing about "spirits living in machines" sounds an awful lot like them.

I'm rather fond of Wicca and Paganism. The history behind it is interesting to say the least, and no less credible than, say, Christianity or Islam. To see teenies bastarize it into something else is ridiculous. Nature? It's the foundation! Animals? Okay, same thing. Space? A little out there (literally), but it's still nature based. Crystals? Mmkay. Pop culture...? Why? Using....programming to make shitty spells......in C++........... (:_(
 

Fervent Champion

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Or maybe we're looking at the beginnings of the Adaptus Mechanus. That whole thing about "spirits living in machines" sounds an awful lot like them.

The Cult Mechanicus maintains countless factory worlds and regularly preform maintance of their machinery, both of which gives a great deal of importance to the Imperium. In other worlds something similar to a job, which none of these people will ever have if they can help it.
 
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