With the thread locked till further updates, lets all use this thread to repeat ad nauseam about how we think Eli is probably dead. I'll start us off.
Eli probably died guys.
Eli probably died guys.
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I think he found Biggie by mistake and was too embarrassed to tell Jace he found the wrong rapper.
Eli finally figured out the truth behind the encrypted files. Jace will get a message within the hour detailing how Nickelback has been working with ISIS the entire time.
CIADude420 better get encrypting some Fall Out Boy albums for phase two.
CIADude420 better get encrypting some Fall Out Boy albums for phase two.
Where is Eli at? I seriously doubt he actually got flown over to Israel. If he's still just here in America though, why doesn't Jace just come out and say it?
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Not sure if ironic shitposting or serious
I'm just curious is all.
I'm starting to wonder if one of Tyce's pranks accidentally killed Eli and Jace doesn't want to admit that that's what actually happened.
Eli is probably a reanimated Islamic zombie after coming into contact with Ebola. This is real, fact based content people.
Well there's plenty of video evidence showing he was there in Israel.
We don't really have any reason not to believe he's there beyond the suspension of disbelief.
I'll bet that Colby or someone accidentally released the Ebola mice and they ate Eli.
That's fucking metal.
Germanicus
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So, did he convert to Judaism then? Never mind, it's not like Christianity where every idiot can join.
DeagleDad420
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Wow sounds like a bunch of baloney to this guy right here *points to self* Those were incredibly elaborate reconstructed movie sets. Israel isn't actually a real country. It is imaginary, and so is Eli, Jace, and all of us, also after Eli posted the videos he then post-dated them because they were filmed in 2001, also the person filming it is actually Tyce Andrews, who is also actually forum poster Ronald Raygun, who was also dead the entire time. Nothing is real. The name "Jace" kind of sounds like my cousin Jay, meaning that Jace = Jay, which sounds kind of like "Gay" which means that my cousin is gay and that Jace is a ghost from the future, this proves that we are in the Matrix, you are not real, I am not real, you are all skeleton holograms, the government is putting LSD into our tapwater, the Moon Landing was fake, Elvis is alive, Obama is a rep-
EDIT: I just realized something guys, how do we know these videos were actually filmed by a real person and not a talking dog?? Or the reincarnation of the Hindu god Shiva? There's no evidence proving that it was NOT Shiva who filmed them so it has to be true right?? No I don't know what a logical fallacy is, why are you asking me? You're just a brainwashed hologram skeleton.
EDIT: I just realized something guys, how do we know these videos were actually filmed by a real person and not a talking dog?? Or the reincarnation of the Hindu god Shiva? There's no evidence proving that it was NOT Shiva who filmed them so it has to be true right?? No I don't know what a logical fallacy is, why are you asking me? You're just a brainwashed hologram skeleton.
It was me dio all this time
Jace is star wars.
It all makes so much sense now...
You're my new best friend Matt.
I'm sure you're used to hearing that by now, though.
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