Tuscangarder Obituary Thread -

[jellycar]

What a twist

 

[KiwiJoe]

I don't know if A&N will be better as a result of this.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I don't know if A&N will be better as a result of this.

"Slightly less awful" != "better".
We'll always have CatParty, bless them, posting the hottest bait articles from all over the left/liberal sphere.
What would I do without a daily reminder how GooberGloop is the most important event in the Culture War while at the same time games are shit, gamers are dead, and GoobyGroyp was an irrelevant backlash from whiny impotent pissbabies?

 

[mr.moon1488]

There's nothing wrong with that sentence if you know what pretextual means

Presexual would have made the sentence more entertaining.

 

[Coleman Francis]

I was never in chat so it makes the communist thing look heaps suss.

He's a Nazi, just like us. But being a fake communist contrarian will guarantee more attention than just another Nazi. Remember, it doesn't matter if the attention is negative. Lonely, sad nerds don't care, they just want some form of human company for a change.

 

[Begemot]

He's a Nazi, just like us. But being a fake communist contrarian will guarantee more attention than just another Nazi. Remember, it doesn't matter if the attention is negative. Lonely, sad nerds don't care, they just want some form of human company for a change.

Not a Nazi, I'm hoping you just mean the standard hyperbolic usage of leftists.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Say bye to @TitoBurrito lmao

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Say bye to @TitoBurrito lmao

Waves of tuscan socks continue to assault the Farms ramparts, like the orcs in Orc Attack

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Waves of tuscan socks continue to assault the Farms ramparts, like the orcs in Orc Attack

I'd rather take a billion orcs than these commies.

 

[KiwiJoe]

Waves of Tuscan's asiatic hordes continue to assault the Farms ramparts, like the orcs in Orc Attack

FTFY.

 

[Shield Breaker]

@Stary Szor makes six alts, I believe.

 

[Homoerotic Cougar-kun]

Waves of tuscan socks continue to assault the Farms ramparts, like the orcs in Orc Attack

Instead of a bloodcurdling WAAAAAAAAAAAGH it's more like a petulant EEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[jellycar]

@Stary Szor makes six alts, I believe.

Lmao are you serious
Why is she so desperate

 

[Homoerotic Cougar-kun]

Lmao are you serious
Why is she so desperate

He's starving to death without being here to eat all the shit we dump on him.

 

[Niggernerd]

God finally. Their commie posting was some low energy shit. We need better ones.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

That's really odd.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

God finally. Their commie posting was some low energy shit. We need better ones.

"Make commie baitposting great again!"

 

[Shady Attorney]

@Stary Szor makes six alts, I believe.

Then @Paratroeper makes seven

 

[Begemot]

Then @Paratroeper makes seven

How many socks does this Troon white supremacist cunt have? If we do an audit will we find zir is here like an infectious disease?

 

[Haramburger]

KF is a great community but tuscancooking definitely over-participated. You don't need to post in every thread on A&H, daily, multiple times per thread. He let his spaghetti spill hourly, when it should be no more than once a month at best. If you need that much attention build a social media audience, a forum's not the place for it(unless you're a mod on ResetEra and can inflict yourself upon others)
RIP in agit-prop, toucandandy