A couple of nights ago I got really drunk and decided to watch Rankin-Bass' The Year Without a Santa Claus on DailyMotion. You know, the one with Heatmiser and Snowmiser. So the movie starts up and I suddenly realize I don't remember a thing about it from my childhood, other than the miser brothers (which is what I think everyone remembers about this movie). Santa decides to take a vacation this year (despite only working for one night out of three-hundred sixty-five) because he thinks all the little brats around the world don't love him anymore. About five, maybe ten minutes in, Mrs. Claus starts singing about how she could do Santa's job for him. She puts on the red suit and sings for a whole minute about this, even going so far as to stuff a pillow under the suit and put on a fake beard just to show the audience how well this disguise could work. Not remembering how the movie went, I thought to myself, "Hey, this is actually a pretty creative idea! This is going to be fun!" Then two elves show up. They don't recognize Mrs. Claus until she turns around and speaks to them in her normal voice. Once they recognize her, she decides it was a bad idea and takes off the costume. BITCH THEN WHY DID YOU SPEND 60 SECONDS SINGING ABOUT IT?