Containment Tweet 3/11 - Chris comments on poop -

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Jaiman]

at this point shouldn't we just make a thread for chris's not thread-worthy tweets? he's been tweeting more often than usual.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

 

[admiral]

Pretty sure poo isn't supposed to just fall out of your arsehole. Unless it's all stretched out from shoving medallions up it, that is.

 

[Ravenor]

So those enemas where Chris's after all.

Also WTF how does he find tweets like this?

 

[The Fool]

so who's gonna make the CWCki article about how chris poops?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

The evidence suggests you don't really have a choice either way, sport.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Pretty sure poo isn't supposed to just fall out of your arsehole. Unless it's all stretched out from shoving medallions up it, that is.

Even actively pushing it out is too much effort for him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Also WTF how does he find tweets like this?

DoopieDoOver is a relatively famous Youtuber who does work for the Planet Dolan channel. She also happens to be a white girl.

 

[nad7155]

So, he still shits himself.

Good to know.

 

[Hyperion]

Chris likes letting a little turtle head peak out now and then.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

DoopieDoOver is a relatively famous Youtuber who makes work for the Planet Dolan channel. She also happens to be a white girl.

I wonder if this Reddit post was made by Chris or a ween:

https://www.reddit.com/user/SonichuChandler

Spoiler: Commentary about Cake Farts

This happened to me less than a decade ago. I was being Trolled and CyberBullied, and during the time I was Online Dating (among which nearly ALL of my Online Dates were Immature, MALE, Internet Trolls pretending to be women). This Theoretical EX of mine requested that I record and perform, this thing called "Cake Farts", and say that it was "what I love the most". Ugh. So, I go to my local Wal-Mart, find and buy this lovely chocolate cake for $11; it also had chocolate candies on top of it. I take the cake home, I eat the candies, and I enjoyed a slice of the cake for myself. THEN, I hit record and sat bare-assed on the remaining 80% of the cake, on a plastic surface, and made fake fart noises with my mouth. Suffice to say the cake was now a smooshed mess, while I had the crumbs and whatnot on my behind. After cleaning the surface, and my behind, I took the smooshed up cake and disposed of it behind some bushes in my back yard. AND, obviously, I later learned that the "woman" who requested this deed was a Male Troll. That Cake Cost Me $11!!! UGH! What a majorly royal waste.

Illustrate Danger Dolan doing this, please.

Also, do one episode of "Burning Questions" where Dolan has Lost his hat, can't find until after the last question, and even has Melissa read for one of the questions, "MonkiesInTheZ00 asks, "Where's My Hat?"", then after Dolan shouts about the hat, and Melissa groans then reads the actual question.

"Dolan always "Blows Your Mind with "Treeth"". "He's going to Blow My Mind with a Tree? What's up with that?" LOL.

It was posted on the Planet Dolan sub on Reddit in November, and Chris mentioned browsing Reddit in one of his videos from November.

 

[Postal Dude]

Fixed.

 

[Male]

Chris's rectum simulator

 

[Aldora]

Go outside for a bit, Chris.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

This is a pretty shitty thread.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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I do love how he takes the original post as something he needs to respond to in a serious way.

I'm just imagining him coming across that post, then deciding that now is the chance for him to shine.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

He's literally full of shit.

 

[MrTroll]

It's been way too long since we had a nice discussion about Chris's shitting habits. What kind of texture and consistency do you guys think his crap has? I bet he doesn't get nearly enough fiber in his diet so his stools are probably very irregular and take the form of little hard black rocks that tear up his asshole when he squeezes them out.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

It's been way too long since we had a nice discussion about Chris's shitting habits. What kind of texture and consistency do you guys think his crap has? I bet he doesn't get nearly enough fiber in his diet so his stools are probably very irregular and take the form of little hard black rocks that tear up his asshole when he squeezes them out.

But see, that's the thing, he doesn't squeeze them out. They just fall out.

Spoiler: Like so: