Lovequest Tweet 3/23 - Chris hits on Doopie -

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Raiken]

Holy shit he craves for that contact and does not notice people are ignoring him.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I bet Doopie is probably ignoring him out of fear and not annoyance at this point. How do you feel if some middle aged green mullet fat fuck you never heard of starts talking about "adulting" with you?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What better way to make a girl swoon over you than to bring up a slogan from a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic T-shirt advocating against being an adult?

 

[Florence]

When has Chris ever done anything remotely adult?

 

[DragoonSierra]

Why is Doopie posting meaningless shit like this? Its almost like its Chris bait.

 

[ON 190]

Raise your hands if you saw this coming. Personally, I had my money bet on last week Thursday.

 

[Karen Riley]

It's ironic Chris used to mourn going out in public and being ignored by utterly everyone and yet now he has actual real life friends, he's putting himself into situations where he ends up being ignored on the internet instead.

It annoys me when people like Doopie tweet nonsense about how they would go around to anybody's house just so they could have some company all the same, yet you could guarantee if Chris offered her the pleasure of doing exactly that, there's no way she would even consider it. Obviously I don't blame her for not taking him up on that of course but tweeting nonsense like that that actively encourages people like Chris to be creepy towards her while she just ignores it.

Watching him try to desperately get her attention while she outright pretends he doesn't exist is mildly amusing all the same, it'd be hilarious to see Chris eventually getting frustrated and resentful towards her for doing so.

 

[A Flying Nun]

@CWCSonichu cool

No Stormblaze666, it's really, really not. Don't encourage him.

When has Chris ever done anything remotely adult?

I'd say committing arson and assault are kind of adult. Not many kids guilty of that sort of thing. Let's be fair now.

 

[GS 281]

Chris is catfishing DoopieDoOver

 

[Feel My Comeuppance]

The phrase "reeks of desperation" has never been so literal.

 

[Kumatora]

I saw this coming from a mile away and I'm still disgusted.

 

[Gaol]

I said this before, Chris views Doopie as his perfect soul mate, she's a girl, is an artist, is famous, is white, it's everything he wants (and to be) in a girl. The reason he said he was open to Bisexuals is because DoopieDoOver is bisexual.

 

[Aldora]

"just be pony" - What?

Also, there is something very comical and tragic about Chris so desperately trying to get Doopie to notice him and yet getting nowhere.

 

[Sonitistic]

She has almost 15k Twitter followers. I'm sure she got a few hundred messages over that so its easy to believe she didn't even see his tweet. Even if she did glance by it I'm sure she saw his Avatar that looks like somebody made a mop out of an old mop and a birch tree and put a shirt on it and lumped him in with all the other unfuckables.

 

[AnOminous]

I bet Doopie is probably ignoring him out of fear and not annoyance at this point. How do you feel if some middle aged green mullet fat fuck you never heard of starts talking about "adulting" with you?

Someone posted that she's actually made fun of him on some podcast. I'm not sure if she specifically knows this is the same guy, though, since I haven't heard that.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

She has almost 15k Twitter followers. I'm sure she got a few hundred messages over that so its easy to believe she didn't even see his tweet. Even if she did glance by it I'm sure she saw his Avatar that looks like somebody made a mop out of an old mop and a birch tree and put a shirt on it and lumped him in with all the other unfuckables.

You forgot one important detail:

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Will Doopie cum for CWC?

 

[AnOminous]

I think as long as she doesn't respond, he'll just keep getting creepier and creepier.

Will Doopie cum for CWC?

He might not do that exact same thing again, but he's going to do something that will horrify everyone who sees it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"just be pony" - What?

"I'm Done Adulting. Let's Be Pony" is from one of his T-shirts. I guess when he saw Doopie tweet on adult life being boring, he started thinking about his shirt and thought it'd make a great pick-up line. His lack of theory of mind really shines there. Doopie wouldn't have a clue what he's talking about. It kinda looks like he's suggesting furry cosplay sex or bestiality.

I said this before, Chris views Doopie as his perfect soul mate, she's a girl, is an artist, is famous, is white, it's everything he wants (and to be) in a girl. The reason he said he was open to Bisexuals is because DoopieDoOver is bisexual.

Good points, although he was directing the bisexual remark at someone else.