Lovequest Tweet 4/2 - Chris wants pity from Doopie -

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Chester Rigby

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I imagine Christian as a castaway in a desert island, constantly throwing messages in bottles to the ocean. And, in fact, the ocean is full of ships!

But no ship is interested in whatever Christian has to say, not to say rescue him.
 
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Karen Riley

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Can we make a doopie saga megathread so we don't repeat the same shit everytime she ignores his tweets.

Or we can let the thread live or die naturally so people have the option to discuss it freely without the constraints of a big mega thread nobody reads? You do have the option to just not read a thread you're not interested in you know.

I at least find it pretty interesting he's quoting a tweet from days ago even though it's completely unrelated to his complaining. It's like Doopie offering the idea of her going to Chris's house to chill really caught his attention and with that little encouragement he's been unable to stop thinking about it actually happening to him. I'm really curious what's actually stressing him out as well.
 

The Tenth Doctor

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It never takes long for Chris to enter the "Bitch, you think YOU got problems?" phase of a pretend friendship.

Chris is the type where he could be insanely rich, have people do everything for him but he'd sit there and tell you how stressful it is for him to to have to get up and go to the bathroom to pee.

He's one of those people who rate their life on how bad it is. He's only happy when he's bitching about how bad his life is.

He's like that Jewish aunt that traps you in a corner and tells you about her cellulitis, acid reflux, swollen feet and whatever else she can before you finally chew your leg off and get away.

Chris' current phase has taken him from a lego building man-child to a studda bubba.
 

The Lizard Queen

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Chris still thinks he's the center of the universe, so naturally he assumes that everyone is paying attention to him constantly, no matter how famous or busy they are.
Eventually he'll decide he's being ignored, rather than not seen, and all his love will turn to hate. It's the natural cycle of things.
 
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