Tweet 5/16 - Rant against online dating -

[The American Hedgehog]

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The video that set off Chris' rant :

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Chris rants at Doopie about online dating.

@DoopieDoOver, I have tried online dating years in a row; mostly-to-nothing-but pretentious Trolls. With such people faking interests to tug at numerous heartstrings, I hardly believe, and can barely comprehend, how people who meet online First actually end up meeting sincere people through dating and social sites. For me, it is In Person First, or bust, and even that is difficult for me. And I just finished watching the new Planet Dolan video, with your successful online dating. I will Never Ever Understand, nor will I Ever summon any courage to meet people online, Anywhere. Dating sites, in games, ecetera! UGH! I feel jealous of every person who has been successful of online dating. And I feel upset and lonely again. I really do not want any negative responses. But,...WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO HATE EVERYTHING FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT HATE OR LOVE,... who love to take advantage of people, in general, who feel need to mess with us? And WHY is it that I attract such hurtful people? UGH! Damn Haters can go to the left & kiss off ...

 

[Flareon]

With such people faking SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO HATE EVERYTHING FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT HATE OR LOVE

I have tried online dating years in a row; mostly-to-nothing-but pretentious Trolls

I think we need to start bringing in a translator for this shit

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Just start dating other autistic, overweight transbians Christine! We're waiting for you!

 

[John Furrman]

and can barely comprehend

He just described his entire life.

 

[sikotik]

I guess the ladies aren't IGNORING ALL GOOGLE RESULTS! And even if they did, they could smell his stink just by looking at his pictures.

 

[Barley]

Don't worry, Christine, I'll date you!

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

And WHY is it that I attract such hurtful people?

Because they seek him out, and he should be thankful because without them he wouldn't be getting any responses at all.

 

[sikotik]

Don't worry, Christine, I'll date you!

You'll have to fight @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt over him.

 

[m0rnutz]

In Chris's autistic mind, he and Doopie are a thing now, so he thinks he can rant and vent to her openly.

In reality, Doopie is staring at these tweets with a blank face, contemplating why she even responded to him.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Who else thinks Chris envisions Doopie as the character she draws and not the person she really is? Is that even up for debate?

 

[MG 620]

The dating saga please! I so wish Christine got a real date or two.

 

[Cripple]

"Yay I found love!"

"Let me tell you of my failed love quest and the trolls. It is the song of my people, people who have Sonic recolors crowding their family portrait as a Twitter banner; the largest red flag in the world. "

Never change Chris.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Likes and replies to his tweets are equivalent to the real thing, this is just like with the gal pals, Chris thought of there was something serious with them when they we're just being friendly to him.

 

[Slowinthemind]

The dating saga please! I so wish Christine got a real date or two.

The only women that would date Chris are deranged old bags suffering from dementia.

 

[Grandfather 'Spergle]

The only women that would date Chris are deranged old bags suffering from dementia.

Barb it is, then.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

For me, it is In Person First, or bust, and even that is difficult for me.

Impossible is not equal to difficult.

Just start dating other autistic, overweight transbians Christine! We're waiting for you!

Chris would be better off as a gay man

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

That background pic and the one he posted on FB are sad and hilarious at the same time. That's the world he totally lives in. Nuts.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think Chris is too broken to ever trust someone online again, and unless he matches up with a very exceptional individual, The Chandler bloodline will refuse to pass on. That's not a bad thing in the scope of humanity's future.

Chris admitted in his last ween interview that he had a "girlfriend" online he was doing a bunch of dumb stuff for again.
Sorry, but not even the most exceptional of women would date Chris. Especially with his fruity Tomgirl stuff.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

At least he's also tweeting at Britney Spears. Gotta keep playing the field and not put all your eggs in one basket eh Chris?

And wtf was this in response to? Or is doopie now subject to love quest rants out of nowhere? Oh well, serves her right I guess.

 

[m0rnutz]

Who else thinks Chris envisions Doopie as the character she draws and not the person she really is? Is that even up for debate?

He thought a troll portraying themselves as Vanessa Hudgens was legitimately Vanessa Hudgens. Are you surprised?