I don't even know what to say to this. Why is this a thing?
https://gma.yahoo.com/twilight-char...s-life-123310541--abc-news-entertainment.html
https://gma.yahoo.com/twilight-char...s-life-123310541--abc-news-entertainment.html
She claims it starts out the same but starts to differ greatly as it goes on. But oh dear god, the names. Edward and Bella are now Edythe and Beau.So, is the book the same, albeit with different names and pronouns, or does the text actually reflect a difference in the story as a result of these changes?
Two “Twilight” characters who escape the gender swap in the new book are Charlie and Renee, the parents of Beau-Bella. Those two were not changed because, according to Meyer in the foreword, “I have a really hard time believing that any judge at that time (or even now) would give a child to a transient, unemployed father over a mother with a steady job and strong ties to her community.”
What. The. Fuck.Edythe. And Beau.
Full name Beaufort.What. The. Fuck.
...This is the person who named a character Renesmee, so I'm not surprised she picked such horrible names but goddamn.Full name Beaufort.
It worked for 50 Shades of Grey...This is fanfiction at it's finest. No seriously, this is literally fanfiction that Meyer is trying to make a cashgrab on, right down to it being the same story in spite of "changes".
I hope one day I can be successful enough that I can publish fanfictions of my own novels and still make money.
Because if she was a man, she'd be strong enough to defend herself? Or because now it'll be a man in distress? Because either way, it doesn't work.Apparently she did it to prove that Bella isn't a damsel in distress... somehow.
Apparently she did it to prove that Bella isn't a damsel in distress... somehow.
Your grandmother sounds like a lovely lady of the sort I enjoyed listening to while I worked at the nursing home.My Grandma wants to read 50 Shades of Grey andI'm like "I'm not sure it's what you think it is Grandma..."
Honestly she's very very competent and not senile but she doesn't understand popular culture or the modern world so she just goes outside and works in her garden for hours and does yoga and she's 80 years old and we're scared she'd gonna die in her gardenYour grandmother sounds like a lovely lady of the sort I enjoyed listening to while I worked at the nursing home.