Twitter 1/17 - Chris demands to be unbanned from End Games in order to learn D&D -

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler: Preamble - typical dimensional merge bullshit

 

[jc17]

It's a 8:30 in the morning.
It's my Saturday off of work.
I am to exhausted for this onslaught of horseshit, Chris.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

tldr UNBAN ME NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Why not come back here? We could teach him how to play dnd if he gave us a chance. We even could make his own sonichu themed campaign with what we've done already

 

[LolRaccoon]

UNBAN ME FROM THIS STORE SO I CAN JUMP ON ANOTHER BANDWAGON. IT IS FATED. (He probably wouldn't have touched the game when he went to his game store back in the day. More than likely, he wants to play it because of the people he follows).

Chris plays DnD: Magichan casts magic missile. He's attacking the darkness.

 

[Damn Near]

his word salad is getting worse

 

[UnKillShredDur]

He's just doing this in some autistic attempt to get into the pants of that girl who drew the chaotic combo as D&D characters, isn't he?

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Well, Chris will fit right in with the rest of the 5th edition fans at least.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Chris playing D&D would be a very bad idea. The chimpouts would be legendary.

 

[Spooky Bones]

He's just doing this in some autistic attempt to get into the pants of that girl who drew the chaotic combo as D&D characters, isn't he?

Courtney (ProjectSNT), and almost certainly; has he even mentioned D&D before her?

Well, Chris will fit right in with the rest of the 5th edition fans at least.

Can you imagine him playing old school shit? "My Knowledge from the Dimension shows the character did NOT die from the Pit Trap, among which"

 

[JULAY]

I'm sure that when the proprietor of the store reads all about his delusional dimensional merge nonsense he will immediately be allowed back into the shop to harass paying customers again.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

He's just doing this in some autistic attempt to get into the pants of that girl who drew the chaotic combo as D&D characters, isn't he?

That was my exact thought, yeah.

It makes me chuckle that Chris can't wrap his mush brain around the dice system. You'd think an autist would love how linear & numerical tabletop is.

Then again this is the same 'tard who got in a car accident while trying to add/subtract/do otherwise simple math in his head, so.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

He's just going to dice-whore a Mary Sue character with inifinite re rolls, so what would be the point in playin anywhere near him?

 

[drtoboggan]

Chris doesn't need to be anywhere near D&D. He sucks too much to play it.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He's just going to dice-whore a Mary Sue character with inifinite re rolls, so what would be the point in playin anywhere near him?

Hearing the stories of him of course. It may even be like what stories of his gameplay in the gameplace was like, except with dungeons and dragons instead of yugioh and pokemon trading cards

 

[Super Colon Blow]

The idea of being in a D & D campaign with Chris is my idea of hell. Honestly, any tabletop game with a narcissist, much less a retarded one is a guaranteed migraine.

 

[JULAY]

Chris doesn't need to be anywhere near D&D. He sucks too much to play it.

I would say he's too fat for D&D, but it's D&D so...

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

The idea of being in a D & D campaign with Chris is my idea of hell. Honestly, any tabletop game with a narcissist, much less a exceptional one is a guaranteed migraine.

Being in the game with him would be bad enough, but could you imagine if he was the DM?

 

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

God, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when Chris inevitably tard rages at his DM and brings his retarded merg shit as his own personal rules.

 

[Metatarsupial]

Sha and Bri are heroes.