Christine "Stonewall Jackson" Chandler has had a lot of stress in her life, but she will always remain kind and loveable.
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Christine "Stonewall Jackson" Chandler has had a lot of stress in her life, but she will always remain kind and loveable.
It's day 2 of 2019 and he's already so buttmad about the merge not happening. It's kinda funny that you can basically ignore what he's saying because it's so obvious what he's upset about.
"I am literally like Stonewall Jackson or the Rock of Gibraltar when it comes to coping with, overlooking, and ignoring the hatred and shit I end up getting..." That might be my new all-time favorite Chris quote.
Talk about ego. At times like these, I wish Johnny Knoxville was around the corner ready to pelt Chris dirty, unwashed, giant, black dildoes.
He can still punch and kick hard. Strongman never left the building
I really hope Chris is gearing up to do something stupid again. Maybe, hell pull another Tranny Savage and trash another GameStop.
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God, if the last few years have been the result of "multiple calming techniques" and medication, I'd hate to see Chris going cold turkey.
With all the preassure that is building right now i would say it is not impossible. At least i hope so because all this godly talk is really wearing down
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Considering Chris compared General Thomas Jackson to the rock of gibraltar, I think its safe to assume he thinks Jackson was literally a stone wall.
I'd pay to see a boxing match between Chris and an amateur boxer who weighs like 20-30 pounds less than Chris.
Chris would probably feel a little overconfident if the guy looks smaller than him, but he'd get his ass kicked and it'd be genuine, complete shock for Chris.
Like when Chris tried to do a pull up and it wasn't until his hands were literally on the bar and he started pulling that he realized "oh shit, this is way harder than I thought".
Chris would probably feel a little overconfident if the guy looks smaller than him, but he'd get his ass kicked and it'd be genuine, complete shock for Chris.
Like when Chris tried to do a pull up and it wasn't until his hands were literally on the bar and he started pulling that he realized "oh shit, this is way harder than I thought".
The word doesn't mean what Chris thinks it does but yes, Chris is very paunchy.
At least he's coming to his own version of "terms" due to lack of Merge
But ...what's this "witch" business? What excuse was given to him I wonder....
But ...what's this "witch" business? What excuse was given to him I wonder....
I'm excited to see where this leads, hopefully somewhere entertaining for us but hopefully Chris won't get in too much trouble.
Also almost fucking missed it, but what the fuck does he mean by 'friend turned sour by witch possession'? I can only imagine he's now actively trying to cover up and ignore his tormentors' transgressions by this without them even trying or it was literally the most bullshit excuse someone used to piss him off but still stay in contact with Chris. "Sorry I called you a fat slob, a witch from another dimension possessed me for like, two minutes, we still cool dog?"
This saga is way off the rails at this point.
Also almost fucking missed it, but what the fuck does he mean by 'friend turned sour by witch possession'? I can only imagine he's now actively trying to cover up and ignore his tormentors' transgressions by this without them even trying or it was literally the most bullshit excuse someone used to piss him off but still stay in contact with Chris. "Sorry I called you a fat slob, a witch from another dimension possessed me for like, two minutes, we still cool dog?"
This saga is way off the rails at this point.
Maybe she needs a sacrificial lamb . A virgin.
The only virgins in 14BC are (hopefully) the pets.
It's Lukas covering her ass by telling Chris she was possessed by Quinn. That's what i get out of this.
Has Tina even addressed his jacking off in the pillow issues yet?
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