I know nothing about DnD, so I don't know how he fucked up, but considering the fact that Chris is a fuckup, I definitely know he fucked something up. So would anyone mind explaining exactly what he fucked up and how badly he fucked it up?
I haven’t played 5e, but I’ve played a lot of 3.5 and Pathfinder, so I can give you a summary to the best of my ability:
His speed is absurd. The average speed for a PC (Player Character) is 30 feet per round (or 30 feet in 6 seconds). Chris has his character moving 125x faster than that.
Sonichus aren’t in any rulebook and Chris isn’t proficient enough in D&D to homebrew a race. Most DMs wouldn’t allow it.
He seemed to multiclass in Cleric and Ranger. It’s a really odd mix that maybe a knowledgable player could make work? Rangers are notoriously bad and a Fighter archer achieves everything a ranger can but is actually useful. Maybe that changed in 5e, but I dunno.
Also, he’s starting off at level 24. If he wants to join a game, his character shouldn’t be a higher level than actual gods.
Finally, his transformations are beyond broken. Being able to casually activate an ability that gives you a +5 or a +10 bonus to everything is hideously overpowered. For context, everything in D&D is determined by a dice roll plus whatever bonuses you have. Let’s say that I have a +4 bonus to hit an enemy and roll a d20 (20 sided dice) and roll a 12 to hit. To hit the enemy I would need to roll above its AC (armor class) let’s say it’s 14. My dice roll alone would miss it, but if I add bonuses that would give me a 16, enough to hit the enemy. What Chris is doing is adding an extra +5 or +10 to any roll he wants, essentially making it impossible for him to fail unless he rolls a 1.
Tl;Dr
Chris can’t D&D.
Edit:
Cleared up a few things.
