Interests Twitter 1/30 - Chris's D&D sheet -

[Optimus Prime]

I just have to say, browsing through this thread and reading this incredibly in-depth analysis on how to kill what is probably literally meant to be a god(ess) tier character more ways than the attempts on Hitler's life by his own inner circle (which was 42 in case anybody was wondering)...has been a fascinating read.

It's like reverse Old Man Henderson or that wizard guy that managed to derail a rip off of the first X-men movie four times in round one.

 

[anti SJW]

It's like reverse Old Man Henderson or that wizard guy that managed to derail a rip off of the first X-men movie four times in round one.

I read about Old Man Henderson. Great stuff. But is there a link on the wizard character?

 

[drtoboggan]

Or maybe a DM could get the 'chus to battle Chuck Norris in D&D?

There's an old saying about how Chuck Norris' tears can cure autism. Too bad he never cries.

 

[Antipathy]

I read about Old Man Henderson. Great stuff. But is there a link on the wizard character?

That Guy Destroys Psionics - 1d4chan

1d4chan.org

Right here. The long and the short of it is a level 20 Wizard absolutely, hilariously stomped a level 40 psion thing over and over again with just a few high level spells.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

My DM uses 2nd edition rules in regards to magical items being destroyed. If you destroy a magic item, the item explodes using all the magical power in it. One memorable incident during a campaign happened when my druid used a damaging spell on some guy and he was being kept alive by a bunch of magical items being held by his wizard friend. After killing him, the explosions tore the wizard apart. Doing the same thing to all of the magical items Chris has would make this even better.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Just have him run a properly modified Tomb of Horrors in order to meet up with the rest of the party.

 

[HumanHive]

Just have him run a properly modified Tomb of Horrors in order to meet up with the rest of the party.

Not even Chris deserves that.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Not even Accerak deserves that.

When the master of the tomb of horrors meets the creator of sonichu, unspeakable horrors will be unleashed in a new dungeon death trap called CWCville

 

[Antipathy]

When the master of the tomb of horrors meets the creator of sonichu, unspeakable horrors will be unleashed in a new dungeon death trap called CWCville

Acererak has, in his millennia of being, never encountered such a horror like Sonichu.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Acererak has, in his millennia of being, never encountered such a horror like Sonichu.

If he ever saw the kind of things the internet can reveal to you like zoosadism, furries and all that over fun stuff, he'd wonder if the internet was a fiendish invention meant to corrupt and destroy

 

[HumanHive]

If he ever saw the kind of things the internet can reveal to you like zoosadism, furries and all that over fun stuff, he'd wonder if the internet was a fiendish invention meant to corrupt and destroy

The Internet is but a mirror. To our cliched overly dramatic shock, man was the monster all along.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Chris should've just play Elder Scrolls Online

Chris should play OSRS. It's repetitive as all hell and you can acquire basically anything in the game as long as you're willing to put in enough braindead grinding hours. He loved chopping trees, burying shit and fishing for hours on end in Animal Crossing, OSRS is basically that except once you're done you get to stand at the Grand Exchange and have people look you up on the high scores and see how big your dick is.

I was gonna suggest WoW (retail, not Classic) because he would enjoy playing dressup with the transmog feature and dunking on boars in the forest (or whatever is in the draenei starting area because you just know Chris would play a fem draenei), but even the most basic DPS classes have a ton of shit to remember. He'd lose interest somewhere around level 10.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Never mind how to kill his character. The fact is he alone will be annoying the moment he starts.

He'll have his dolls, phones and all his belongings that take up space.

He might even become real arrogant and decide he can travel by himself. That's just begging for the DM to kill you.

 

[eyebrawler98]

So, did we ever get the whole sheet, I showed a friend the speed and he wants to see all of it now

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Interesting observation. For all that Chris has drunk alcohol and smoked weed (almost certainly mixed with tobacky), neither has any place in the worldview of a Sonichu. Sonichu refuses a toke when Inos offers him one, and the only beverage available in CWCville seems to be one's preferred flavour(s) of CWC Soda.

Alcohol - CWCki

sonichu.com

One of the many thousands of plot holes in the comic is that the city-state of CWCville issues a $1500 fine for drinking beer, but it's also the beverage of choice in the 4_cent_garbage.com headquarters. Chris's omnipresent federal magic hedgehog police force somehow missed the fact that the 4CG.com organisation has been importing this highly illegal contraband substance; presumably quite a lot of it, as several of the employees are seen getting so drunk that they pass out at work.

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

So, did we ever get the whole sheet, I showed a friend the speed and he wants to see all of it now

Sadly no. chris's pictures in the first post are all we ever got and they don't show his stats or skills.
He may have told his discord, but I he hasn't posted anything new about his character other than that long, rambling message about Sonichu's weight which ironically told us that Sonichu is 2x as fat as Sonic.

 

[Spooky Bones]

What career from Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay would Chris be? Ungol Hag Witch? Has Fast Hands for zappin' to the extreme.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

What career from Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay would Chris be? Ungol hag-witch?

Chaos cultist of autismo, the chaos god of autism, fandoms and furfaggotry

 

[Antipathy]

Chaos cultist of autismo, the chaos god of autism, fandoms and furfaggotry

I'm sorry, has the name Slaanesh been totally fucking forgotten around these parts?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I'm sorry, has the name Slaanesh been totally fucking forgotten around these parts?

My apologies. Went with the joke idea because it was already made in this thread.