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I just have to say, browsing through this thread and reading this incredibly in-depth analysis on how to kill what is probably literally meant to be a god(ess) tier character more ways than the attempts on Hitler's life by his own inner circle (which was 42 in case anybody was wondering)...has been a fascinating read.

It's like reverse Old Man Henderson or that wizard guy that managed to derail a rip off of the first X-men movie four times in round one.
 

REGENDarySumanai

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My DM uses 2nd edition rules in regards to magical items being destroyed. If you destroy a magic item, the item explodes using all the magical power in it. One memorable incident during a campaign happened when my druid used a damaging spell on some guy and he was being kept alive by a bunch of magical items being held by his wizard friend. After killing him, the explosions tore the wizard apart. Doing the same thing to all of the magical items Chris has would make this even better.
 

andr0id psycho sho(ker

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Acererak has, in his millennia of being, never encountered such a horror like Sonichu.

If he ever saw the kind of things the internet can reveal to you like zoosadism, furries and all that over fun stuff, he'd wonder if the internet was a fiendish invention meant to corrupt and destroy
 

Misaki Nakahara

I ate Party Cheese Salad and lived
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Chris should've just play Elder Scrolls Online

Chris should play OSRS. It's repetitive as all hell and you can acquire basically anything in the game as long as you're willing to put in enough braindead grinding hours. He loved chopping trees, burying shit and fishing for hours on end in Animal Crossing, OSRS is basically that except once you're done you get to stand at the Grand Exchange and have people look you up on the high scores and see how big your dick is.

I was gonna suggest WoW (retail, not Classic) because he would enjoy playing dressup with the transmog feature and dunking on boars in the forest (or whatever is in the draenei starting area because you just know Chris would play a fem draenei), but even the most basic DPS classes have a ton of shit to remember. He'd lose interest somewhere around level 10.
 

TrippinKahlua

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Never mind how to kill his character. The fact is he alone will be annoying the moment he starts.

He'll have his dolls, phones and all his belongings that take up space.

He might even become real arrogant and decide he can travel by himself. That's just begging for the DM to kill you.
 

Misaki Nakahara

I ate Party Cheese Salad and lived
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Interesting observation. For all that Chris has drunk alcohol and smoked weed (almost certainly mixed with tobacky), neither has any place in the worldview of a Sonichu. Sonichu refuses a toke when Inos offers him one, and the only beverage available in CWCville seems to be one's preferred flavour(s) of CWC Soda.


One of the many thousands of plot holes in the comic is that the city-state of CWCville issues a $1500 fine for drinking beer, but it's also the beverage of choice in the 4_cent_garbage.com headquarters. Chris's omnipresent federal magic hedgehog police force somehow missed the fact that the 4CG.com organisation has been importing this highly illegal contraband substance; presumably quite a lot of it, as several of the employees are seen getting so drunk that they pass out at work.
 

TheOnlyYamchaFan

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So, did we ever get the whole sheet, I showed a friend the speed and he wants to see all of it now
Sadly no. chris's pictures in the first post are all we ever got and they don't show his stats or skills.
He may have told his discord, but I he hasn't posted anything new about his character other than that long, rambling message about Sonichu's weight which ironically told us that Sonichu is 2x as fat as Sonic.
 

Spooky Bones

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What career from Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay would Chris be? Ungol Hag Witch? Has Fast Hands for zappin' to the extreme.
 
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