Interests Twitter 1/30 - Chris's D&D sheet -

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

Have him enter into a pact with Mephistopheles or Asmodeus. Devils are notorious for twisting their contracts to always have the advantage, while still technically giving the bargainer what they wanted. See Chris try to squirm his way out of his contract, feebly attempting to understand WHY he's being screwed over despite getting what he asked for.

I think a Succubus would be easy enough to kill chris.
DM: *describes the succubus*
Chris gets all sweaty and announced he rolls to seduce.
The succubus is all for that so it succeeds.
Next morning the DM informs the table that chris is dead from the amount of negative levels the Succubus's energy draining kiss gave him. She gets out of bed and there's nothing but a dried out husk that used to be chris's character.

Perhaps have him wish to have his own cwcville? he gets a miniature toy built version and is trapped in there with copies of all of his trolls and enablers

That's bascially what the Dark Powers would give chris if this character ended up in ravenloft.
The city is protected by Chris, but every night he blacks out, goes weresonichu and kills a lot of people. Chris's fate is to forever kill the people he cares about.

 

[Tikbalang]

I think a Succubus would be easy enough to kill chris.
DM: *describes the succubus*
Chris gets all sweaty and announced he rolls to seduce.
The succubus is all for that so it succeeds.
Next morning the DM informs the table that chris is dead from the amount of negative levels the Succubus's energy draining kiss gave him. She gets out of bed and there's nothing but a dried out husk that used to be chris's character.

The succubus's name is Mia Hamm.
Like TSSF, Chris would prefer a sexual themed RPG over DnD. All Chris needs is a phone sex operator playing the role of Cryzel.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I think a Succubus would be easy enough to kill chris.
DM: *describes the succubus*
Chris gets all sweaty and announced he rolls to seduce.
The succubus is all for that so it succeeds.
Next morning the DM informs the table that chris is dead from the amount of negative levels the Succubus's energy draining kiss gave him. She gets out of bed and there's nothing but a dried out husk that used to be chris's character.


That's bascially what the Dark Powers would give chris if this character ended up in ravenloft.
The city is protected by Chris, but every night he blacks out, goes weresonichu and kills a lot of people. Chris's fate is to forever kill the people he cares about.

If a devil did trap chris in a miniature cwcville, I'd bet that devil and his minions would have fun tormenting the miniature city in various ways. An earthquake one day, an outbreak of ghoul fever the next. If they want to be really cruel they could just replace all the food with healthy fruits and vegatables.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Including lots of nourishing, healthy, delicious pickles.

 

[Antipathy]

If a devil did trap chris in a miniature cwcville, I'd bet that devil and his minions would have fun tormenting the miniature city in various ways. An earthquake one day, an outbreak of ghoul fever the next. If they want to be really cruel they could just replace all the food with healthy fruits and vegatables.

Everyone in CWCVille has a penis.

Or two.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Especially the girls, and theirs are all fucking enormous.

 

[Tikbalang]

Make it BBC

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

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Make it BBC

Chris: ... I'm not Bi anymore.

 

[horrorfan89]

Chris: ... I'm not Bi anymore.

So would you say Chris taking an interest in d&d has struck a personal nerve with you? I personally have quit active involvement with a few fandoms because certain lolcows just had to stick their noses in them and paint the whole group as being like them.

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

So would you say Chris taking an interest in d&d has struck a personal nerve with you? I personally have quit active involvement with a few fandoms because certain lolcows just had to stick their noses in them and paint the whole group as being like them.

I have quit fandoms before due to the actions of tards, (Final Fantasy back around 99-01, Rick and Morty about the time of pickle rick) but yes I guess Chris sticking his unwashed toe in these waters has me a little... its hard to describe. I don't feel offended or threatened by this sudden interest in one of my favorite hobbies, its more that I see it for what it is.

Its a hollow attempt at social acceptance from people who want nothing to do with him.

Remember back when he got really interested in Team Fortress 2 because the bronies did some sort of animated YT series about it? Suddenly he was the bestest spy who ever waved a butter knife. But I'd bet money that chris got stomped each time he loaded the game and tried to play, because he was playing against people and not predictable AI. Chris doesn't git gud, he demands other players to lower their skill levels below his.

I've seen many players like him in D&D. Total manchildren who demand the DM turn the game into a power fantasy starring them, and the rest of the players can suck a fat one. Usually after they're taken down a peg they either run from the table, become obstinate and just try to ruin the game, or learn to settle down and play fair. Chris, however, we all know NEVER learns. And I've got a wrathful streak, I can imagine what I'd do if chris came to my table, reeking of BO, making random screeching and spitting noises, demanding attention and special treatment, wanting an OP character, and a licence to cheat because that's how he likes to play. Safe and coddled with a million lifelines.

I'd likely conspire to kill his OP PC, then tell him 'if you want to keep playing, you're rolling stats here. 3d6, in order. No modifiers.'

Would chris chase me out of D&D? Nah. Its more that I know he'd get chewed up then spit out from any decent table, then he'd flee back to his room to 'play' it with his imaginary friends. Gaming with him would probably become my greatest 'D&D horror story.' And I have several.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

But I'd bet money that chris got stomped each time he loaded the game and tried to play

He didn't even get that far. He claimed that he'd spoken with Dr Wolf and some other Brony analyst, and that he and Magi-Chan had persuaded them to let him play as Da Red Spy, trying to convince them that they'd glimpsed his character off in the distance, coloured blue, bipedal, and moving way faster than anyone else could (because Da Red Spy, natch, was actually Christine-Chan Sonichu all of the time!), secretly saving their arses again and again. In truth, the other Analysts NEVER let him play with them, and in fact mass-blocked him. It was all a sad little fantasy on his part.

Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

He didn't even get that far. He claimed that he'd spoken with Dr Wolf and some other Brony analyst, and that he and Magi-Chan had persuaded them to let him play as Da Red Spy, trying to convince them that they'd glimpsed his character off in the distance, coloured blue, bipedal, and moving way faster than anyone else could (because Da Red Spy, natch, was actually Christine-Chan Sonichu all of the time!), secretly saving their arses again and again. In truth, the other Analysts NEVER let him play with them, and in fact mass-blocked him. It was all a sad little fantasy on his part.

Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew - CWCki

sonichu.com

I remember they mass blocked him, and he began a 1 man twitter RPG tantrum about not being allowed to play with them. I just kinda assumed he tried to play TF2 at some point in this obsessive period. I mean, its F2P on steam, there's no reason he'd be unable to play it. If he really never played the game, then that's maybe the most head-scratching thing chris has (or hasn't) done.

 

[horrorfan89]

I have quit fandoms before due to the actions of tards, (Final Fantasy back around 99-01, Rick and Morty about the time of pickle rick) but yes I guess Chris sticking his unwashed toe in these waters has me a little... its hard to describe. I don't feel offended or threatened by this sudden interest in one of my favorite hobbies, its more that I see it for what it is.

Its a hollow attempt at social acceptance from people who want nothing to do with him.

Remember back when he got really interested in Team Fortress 2 because the bronies did some sort of animated YT series about it? Suddenly he was the bestest spy who ever waved a butter knife. But I'd bet money that chris got stomped each time he loaded the game and tried to play, because he was playing against people and not predictable AI. Chris doesn't git gud, he demands other players to lower their skill levels below his.

I've seen many players like him in D&D. Total manchildren who demand the DM turn the game into a power fantasy starring them, and the rest of the players can suck a fat one. Usually after they're taken down a peg they either run from the table, become obstinate and just try to ruin the game, or learn to settle down and play fair. Chris, however, we all know NEVER learns. And I've got a wrathful streak, I can imagine what I'd do if chris came to my table, reeking of BO, making random screeching and spitting noises, demanding attention and special treatment, wanting an OP character, and a licence to cheat because that's how he likes to play. Safe and coddled with a million lifelines.

I'd likely conspire to kill his OP PC, then tell him 'if you want to keep playing, you're rolling stats here. 3d6, in order. No modifiers.'

Would chris chase me out of D&D? Nah. Its more that I know he'd get chewed up then spit out from any decent table, then he'd flee back to his room to 'play' it with his imaginary friends. Gaming with him would probably become my greatest 'D&D horror story.' And I have several.

Eh yeah I'm sure he hasn't booted up tf2 since he accepted the brony players don't want him anywhere near their squad be it IRL or over a server. Same might just go for this whole d&d episode once the cops have to be called in to reroute their beat to watch out for Chris near the end games store. Chris'heart will always belong to in this order... Sonic, Pokemon, and now MLP everything else is just lip service to try and blend in with the geek Chic crowd.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Yeah, I can see him playing TF2. But he was never a part of any Analyst team, outside of his own narcissistic self-delusions.

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

Eh yeah I'm sure he hasn't booted up tf2 since he accepted the brony players don't want him anywhere near their squad be it IRL or over a server. Same might just go for this whole d&d episode once the cops have to be called in to reroute their beat to watch out for Chris near the end games store. Chris'heart will always belong to in this order... Sonic, Pokemon, and now MLP everything else is just lip service to try and blend in with the geek Chic crowd.

Cops might want to keep an eye on any steam tunnels near Ruckersville.

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

Chris would prefer a sexual themed RPG over DnD

So FATAL then?

 

[Some Manajerk]

So FATAL then?

Nah, Fatal requires half an hour of math per turn. Theres a few times where Kiwis have played it that will give you a glimpse of how complicated it is. Chris would take one look at the 700 pages of charts and stats and bolt.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Nah, Fatal requires half an hour of math per turn. Theres a few times where Kiwis have played it that will give you a glimpse of how complicated it is. Chris would take one look at the 700 pages of charts and stats and bolt.

Plus isn't it rather obscure? It was forgotten for a reason until people on this forum dug it up

 

[Some Manajerk]

Plus isn't it rather obscure? It was forgotten for a reason until people on this forum dug it up

most of the people who do know about it are from reviews way back when it was first released. Now it exists mainly for mockery and derision. both for the content AND being a very badly made TTRPG.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

most of the people who do know about it are from reviews way back when it was first released. Now it exists mainly for mockery and derision. both for the content AND being a very badly made TTRPG.

Yeah, I thought as much. That also means Chris wouldn't be able to find players for yet another reason, instead of just being Chris